古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,311Please respect copyright.PENANAPPiyRNcxNn
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。311Please respect copyright.PENANAH1xl8JOQei
於是貼出徵婚啟事:311Please respect copyright.PENANAf239UDlZ7f
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANAglL8FzuPhS
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,311Please respect copyright.PENANAFeyciO2DHD
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,311Please respect copyright.PENANAzNlTHB70b6
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,311Please respect copyright.PENANA3lnHxEBQun
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,311Please respect copyright.PENANAVOK9lN10ep
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,311Please respect copyright.PENANA6y83Y3raFW
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,311Please respect copyright.PENANACGwY24b5u9
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,311Please respect copyright.PENANAcpT3NzscU1
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,311Please respect copyright.PENANA8QeBJ2PLys
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。311Please respect copyright.PENANA2TaK8RtNXZ
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,311Please respect copyright.PENANAd26u5nK4cg
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:311Please respect copyright.PENANAfTd1VwCORG
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANACGrpUyvjem
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!311Please respect copyright.PENANAv8WddpLpI8
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,311Please respect copyright.PENANA1uRAS2HEfh
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:311Please respect copyright.PENANAQO2nLDAmol
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANA7UIFqUHciW
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!311Please respect copyright.PENANA6d2QroG3Df
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,311Please respect copyright.PENANAhWWB1pwdTW
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,311Please respect copyright.PENANATwbzemroBC
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!311Please respect copyright.PENANAS4dWYLaf2k
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,311Please respect copyright.PENANAmwzuaxaWjH
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,311Please respect copyright.PENANAbqcLfBxs3k
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:311Please respect copyright.PENANAO57x3BLyhP
可喜我文質彬彬。311Please respect copyright.PENANAssnj6gfCk4
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!311Please respect copyright.PENANAVKzpyMldU4
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!311Please respect copyright.PENANAVTHASVvBKp
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。311Please respect copyright.PENANAAGr87xneui
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。311Please respect copyright.PENANAiUi8z5V2Zl
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。311Please respect copyright.PENANA3APKTDPAEa
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