古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,292Please respect copyright.PENANA2b5uT2v3Rp
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。292Please respect copyright.PENANArLvoKfBUOk
於是貼出徵婚啟事:292Please respect copyright.PENANA692fP32XFC
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。292Please respect copyright.PENANA66mAQV7Cf2
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,292Please respect copyright.PENANAhs9Bci0Xkd
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,292Please respect copyright.PENANA45qGC1YmxY
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,292Please respect copyright.PENANAt8BW1NBBnt
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,292Please respect copyright.PENANA4vmf7Wul8C
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,292Please respect copyright.PENANApDYI8fmyOw
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,292Please respect copyright.PENANAdo8pHNSDbv
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,292Please respect copyright.PENANARtjXn11vEL
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,292Please respect copyright.PENANATNS3jKyE4c
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。292Please respect copyright.PENANAqopoa4zxQg
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,292Please respect copyright.PENANAej7DqlkAWw
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:292Please respect copyright.PENANAFgep46khGx
可喜我文質彬彬。292Please respect copyright.PENANA0hoAioylAz
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!292Please respect copyright.PENANA1UnZeHI0qq
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,292Please respect copyright.PENANAWrkJPHhTrN
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:292Please respect copyright.PENANAoUr0ninAqk
可喜我文質彬彬。292Please respect copyright.PENANAvTte354fFI
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!292Please respect copyright.PENANAZLACao872w
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,292Please respect copyright.PENANASLoUdcaC4K
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,292Please respect copyright.PENANAaH6fCy1SOt
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!292Please respect copyright.PENANA6LA8PhiVRg
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,292Please respect copyright.PENANAOmL6nQDpBV
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,292Please respect copyright.PENANAdPSEUXnNnp
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:292Please respect copyright.PENANAIS23MxJXao
可喜我文質彬彬。292Please respect copyright.PENANAjCDV3qgBIs
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!292Please respect copyright.PENANA4IFwBV9qz7
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!292Please respect copyright.PENANAhyGMLIpcO4
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。292Please respect copyright.PENANAieceEZ80ql
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。292Please respect copyright.PENANA6xo1TWukcz
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。292Please respect copyright.PENANAZRygpFPees
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