古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,271Please respect copyright.PENANAfaevrZQTiT
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。271Please respect copyright.PENANABD5Q3Utvw2
於是貼出徵婚啟事:271Please respect copyright.PENANA30RP3nc0QI
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。271Please respect copyright.PENANAjKHULPdYAm
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,271Please respect copyright.PENANAYGtIuGcZ0b
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,271Please respect copyright.PENANA4UCFzcjaqz
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,271Please respect copyright.PENANAXkhuuwawQx
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,271Please respect copyright.PENANAvEZpOBWhr3
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,271Please respect copyright.PENANAqbM4ZuLXGH
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,271Please respect copyright.PENANAGIoeMXJybX
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,271Please respect copyright.PENANAA7PbkRtVvd
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,271Please respect copyright.PENANAmqoNxa52GX
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。271Please respect copyright.PENANAQCJGo1YTPa
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,271Please respect copyright.PENANAcs4hKXZiEP
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:271Please respect copyright.PENANAKPGZmIag7U
可喜我文質彬彬。271Please respect copyright.PENANAOlarwSjHbF
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!271Please respect copyright.PENANAWjV0ELMDJB
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,271Please respect copyright.PENANAFsQLLKFy7v
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:271Please respect copyright.PENANAuA9TBDmcEP
可喜我文質彬彬。271Please respect copyright.PENANAOw7eq7u480
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!271Please respect copyright.PENANAZv0l0jr9Mg
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,271Please respect copyright.PENANAIMSwLoeJ35
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,271Please respect copyright.PENANAkpLeas6C5W
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!271Please respect copyright.PENANA7PGgDTqqkL
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,271Please respect copyright.PENANA7FMJYUKdfT
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,271Please respect copyright.PENANAd69SnfUPZa
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:271Please respect copyright.PENANAnHfHGWghm9
可喜我文質彬彬。271Please respect copyright.PENANAsQRkxDWNaH
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!271Please respect copyright.PENANAH6dXJNpwjx
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!271Please respect copyright.PENANAio1ljnnBtN
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。271Please respect copyright.PENANAlr8UOx0wWk
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。271Please respect copyright.PENANAmQSvgpKSx2
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。271Please respect copyright.PENANAw8VKRhx9ai
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