續寫挑戰 - 可喜我文質彬彬

古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x5cul0E4z
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZzcoPHO8j

於是貼出徵婚啟事：448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOq8HTnzhcf
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzxeL0uZPf

隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibfQwjh6De
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kLhmlDLXp
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWo92PVl3Y
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oCj8b37u3
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQWvlr72Vz
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHaa7ZqzJ2
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXdzzDSh1Z
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXHY26kigK
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8UOO0ncYE

接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6vVRDHnT6
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWxdR39WDf
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8onbBqNQU
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ox6VfnrP0

接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesdJj13ftx
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CjmhOnnXo
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ7KTkiT6Q
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAfelc96B1
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8yBNGZHYA
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOez3ppFUB4
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx2Pas1qHU
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx9UaW4eDE
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuQV9ojWjs
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB1uqBdhwp
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgin4xN3PWT

國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVhd5L1X1m
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMDyY3sgr4
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3fFRKDiSa
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxDVvJ5sVY
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIZyddXPNv

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