古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,252Please respect copyright.PENANAR0f6qfjSnS
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。252Please respect copyright.PENANAYf9160oCGM
於是貼出徵婚啟事:252Please respect copyright.PENANAbslXS5CG6g
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。252Please respect copyright.PENANAFhiE8AHEX8
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,252Please respect copyright.PENANACZ9hqpyXgx
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,252Please respect copyright.PENANARhwcNwSxLY
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,252Please respect copyright.PENANANRwG8WWdxP
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,252Please respect copyright.PENANAVJGHolvWm6
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,252Please respect copyright.PENANAJqjQHx6UnV
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,252Please respect copyright.PENANAR2KsZ6HWpb
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,252Please respect copyright.PENANA4HtdemOuCk
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,252Please respect copyright.PENANAmydzzZZSWg
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。252Please respect copyright.PENANA5lrjDg3MCs
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,252Please respect copyright.PENANAeazQvC6rm3
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:252Please respect copyright.PENANA8D7PMjtVtp
可喜我文質彬彬。252Please respect copyright.PENANAW9M0v5MqRW
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!252Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3xhAe5Uey
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,252Please respect copyright.PENANAVWjruBDOZ2
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:252Please respect copyright.PENANARmAc2pxaqZ
可喜我文質彬彬。252Please respect copyright.PENANAqmVvDHypCF
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!252Please respect copyright.PENANAOqwk95rZwa
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,252Please respect copyright.PENANAGJAtwYK9oz
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,252Please respect copyright.PENANAhafU4deIP9
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!252Please respect copyright.PENANAAmSLX4G1X8
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,252Please respect copyright.PENANA9IQNWsySrv
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,252Please respect copyright.PENANAhMmpMUkeJ0
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:252Please respect copyright.PENANAfsUM78Tai5
可喜我文質彬彬。252Please respect copyright.PENANATAFSAIBLd8
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!252Please respect copyright.PENANAibHgMasAHx
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!252Please respect copyright.PENANA1mlsdXE7Fr
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。252Please respect copyright.PENANAGDgHkRslik
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。252Please respect copyright.PENANAeFsnRqR8GE
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。252Please respect copyright.PENANA7u8tExdD0b
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