古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,130Please respect copyright.PENANAsf1wntcpC3
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。130Please respect copyright.PENANA023sNXnuyW
於是貼出徵婚啟事:130Please respect copyright.PENANACy6Hx7auPs
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。130Please respect copyright.PENANAFd0zn2jdWZ
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,130Please respect copyright.PENANAEJ0AOEpIIV
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,130Please respect copyright.PENANA7JNXtpfqaR
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,130Please respect copyright.PENANA4W0H5HqK1Z
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,130Please respect copyright.PENANA8W0GiWa6ej
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,130Please respect copyright.PENANA8XtPo9ZaFo
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,130Please respect copyright.PENANA2vmv67zMu5
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,130Please respect copyright.PENANAou6e8O5eIJ
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,130Please respect copyright.PENANA0JzLjzRPPK
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。130Please respect copyright.PENANAljt4aasxpp
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,130Please respect copyright.PENANAITHQIBSoDh
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:130Please respect copyright.PENANArLcTHfjCdn
可喜我文質彬彬。130Please respect copyright.PENANALYjvPcQGnK
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!130Please respect copyright.PENANAio5gdGmv1e
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,130Please respect copyright.PENANADeafq4hXkR
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:130Please respect copyright.PENANAcUKZRvz4FG
可喜我文質彬彬。130Please respect copyright.PENANAr4yXECFZEL
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!130Please respect copyright.PENANAn9uTvaUEmw
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,130Please respect copyright.PENANAGbifPHYAt1
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,130Please respect copyright.PENANAtfxC0Q1MS8
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!130Please respect copyright.PENANAIPxiDpe9aO
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,130Please respect copyright.PENANAK6Kl5D0frC
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,130Please respect copyright.PENANASbPLLcWw7A
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:130Please respect copyright.PENANAQAO7NDoRld
可喜我文質彬彬。130Please respect copyright.PENANAKDHmwXzqgI
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!130Please respect copyright.PENANAaQYq4Uq0wy
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!130Please respect copyright.PENANAfIvEB4eAGj
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。130Please respect copyright.PENANA3tINWNszgZ
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。130Please respect copyright.PENANAIj3Wrfqngz
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。130Please respect copyright.PENANApjLMUuPb03
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