續寫挑戰 - 可喜我文質彬彬

古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hEu04ZQeT
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLmQ2cnFTa

於是貼出徵婚啟事：325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiDMaXK9Dy
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMw7oLbvXjK

隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JKodWPgVO
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWuisTuVG7
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJmeCDOByN
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWyJ6AbVnP
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKeqPywimL
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX21Yy7wAw
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBRhQYoGn2
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMqS32HVbO
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ80jyqabcJ

接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYJYvSQwHS
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVMnF6V5tv
可喜我文質彬彬。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41xnJupV9I
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauvhxArKEu

接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Xww2A28J2
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ435GHodFxd
可喜我文質彬彬。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xuDkF1Elu
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChvpLC9Htr
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4QI3K53sn
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83CecSlzfT
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjziZqY0Vb
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3lfdD4ov9
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNIDttrlqd
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRksvHRlWW
可喜我文質彬彬。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZ5Y240Fgq

國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QCnI0HUEx
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMgIffgUka
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckByvQSedL
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0yMRAyH7u
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。325Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0WzXX9CAo

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