續寫挑戰 - 可喜我文質彬彬

古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbM6qhWr5q
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBr2D28dZ0J

於是貼出徵婚啟事：433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50jzpBJEzr
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvC9HUZZhH

隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbbfeJuMEy
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwr5V3KPskV
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TlxhnqI2n
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRlyc7SmAJ
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ41gS15nh
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ914tzslvo
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3rA3zkmGB
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMp7ByLYkt
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡck35K22YrL

接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYSF3QaXLP
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR1ETpwCCI
可喜我文質彬彬。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc6xs6SL8M
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ12PsG404M

接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BpMBpOYrc
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBATWRnxEYo
可喜我文質彬彬。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiNfCMETBA
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfvyPAWL9m
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFR8Yndk5Rm
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLSP96TfDr
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXGDpPrWiB
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ9G3M04xD
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4kBXVvOcv
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdohAIBxvAh
可喜我文質彬彬。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfl4boNhSO

國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnULa51Bypb
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo7BqkDNVM
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUZ4LchENO
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuAM3RGeBZ
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。433Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZCRrkOxJc

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