古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,226Please respect copyright.PENANAZKLNdkKZM1
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。226Please respect copyright.PENANAtulzKFFrxx
於是貼出徵婚啟事:226Please respect copyright.PENANAc08l5M4q9l
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。226Please respect copyright.PENANAcwjVWz4ghE
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,226Please respect copyright.PENANAfhHXkGbP05
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,226Please respect copyright.PENANAjdfqHnbyQR
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,226Please respect copyright.PENANAubnI1IDhoj
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,226Please respect copyright.PENANAPbUACHMreJ
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,226Please respect copyright.PENANAw0HArglJoF
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,226Please respect copyright.PENANAQJmHB5uRAP
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,226Please respect copyright.PENANArfkCIe94Li
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,226Please respect copyright.PENANAkCABra8xYN
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。226Please respect copyright.PENANAb1PRjn4NgR
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,226Please respect copyright.PENANAxmI8k80nnJ
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:226Please respect copyright.PENANAhpa43nF0Gt
可喜我文質彬彬。226Please respect copyright.PENANAF21puHl6kp
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!226Please respect copyright.PENANAa0GXnt6RLE
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,226Please respect copyright.PENANAVzukXMNgxl
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:226Please respect copyright.PENANAoiZUf4189c
可喜我文質彬彬。226Please respect copyright.PENANATXoeD5Ae5S
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!226Please respect copyright.PENANAvxM9eh0mTL
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,226Please respect copyright.PENANAIrBZJJ2r3L
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,226Please respect copyright.PENANAzsPSTc9xbt
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!226Please respect copyright.PENANA6Z2L3nG9mm
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,226Please respect copyright.PENANAI3obki4GU6
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,226Please respect copyright.PENANAFEVZ1JjqVI
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:226Please respect copyright.PENANAfTW0OPe5Cm
可喜我文質彬彬。226Please respect copyright.PENANA7fJHUvbl3j
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!226Please respect copyright.PENANA0eTMltXPCd
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!226Please respect copyright.PENANAcFksVx9oFN
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。226Please respect copyright.PENANAt5oG1iBgc9
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。226Please respect copyright.PENANAp4hfctMvAt
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。226Please respect copyright.PENANAfUNczg8cmY
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