古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,289Please respect copyright.PENANAXqHlKIlBq0
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。289Please respect copyright.PENANASE7uTkgJ4K
於是貼出徵婚啟事:289Please respect copyright.PENANAgVlLfw9ZHO
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。289Please respect copyright.PENANAfAp1oqFhCJ
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,289Please respect copyright.PENANAmMZFvCXqOU
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,289Please respect copyright.PENANAZM5YG7YYvM
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,289Please respect copyright.PENANA867W0XMXX2
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,289Please respect copyright.PENANAI7XXERjwkT
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,289Please respect copyright.PENANAP4lAUVAzgc
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,289Please respect copyright.PENANANlnVuQHLCZ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,289Please respect copyright.PENANAwbCuYHF9qx
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,289Please respect copyright.PENANAlOD5vScEg3
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。289Please respect copyright.PENANAPK1qEqRFQV
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,289Please respect copyright.PENANAbHwhhIqt3X
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:289Please respect copyright.PENANAbxVhMlFsas
可喜我文質彬彬。289Please respect copyright.PENANAoxTldHB7Av
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!289Please respect copyright.PENANAtcndw8yF4B
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,289Please respect copyright.PENANAXftS8pAZNE
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:289Please respect copyright.PENANAr6pwFOmguE
可喜我文質彬彬。289Please respect copyright.PENANAzzQMx3s9PG
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!289Please respect copyright.PENANA9p8RuMf7s9
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,289Please respect copyright.PENANAX9Zxq9lNnr
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,289Please respect copyright.PENANA2Wi8kBtLzm
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!289Please respect copyright.PENANAoUrWAJNcw6
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,289Please respect copyright.PENANAORPIdJwIJS
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,289Please respect copyright.PENANAijG5IeQanr
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:289Please respect copyright.PENANASZJ9SxXXeE
可喜我文質彬彬。289Please respect copyright.PENANAIhpbBgP4an
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!289Please respect copyright.PENANAoKbARgqyHE
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!289Please respect copyright.PENANAnes2DbXgQu
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。289Please respect copyright.PENANAECFuc0GFQ3
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。289Please respect copyright.PENANA1NPlYOnZ5g
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。289Please respect copyright.PENANA6mGrQfyN2F
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