古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,231Please respect copyright.PENANAXJk9XrrjHm
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。231Please respect copyright.PENANAYAac9PE362
於是貼出徵婚啟事:231Please respect copyright.PENANApMV4OzuUwj
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。231Please respect copyright.PENANAtfNao8HaoQ
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,231Please respect copyright.PENANALeVq2QiyD5
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,231Please respect copyright.PENANAwCiViyPehA
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,231Please respect copyright.PENANAxMXGUq3862
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,231Please respect copyright.PENANA5RcAPdwIjn
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,231Please respect copyright.PENANApdpa9ewZQd
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,231Please respect copyright.PENANAZyBiGciY1r
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,231Please respect copyright.PENANADrxI8j7nAU
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,231Please respect copyright.PENANAMhWgif3bk6
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。231Please respect copyright.PENANA9ITpWHsI6j
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,231Please respect copyright.PENANA681BAL8L3C
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:231Please respect copyright.PENANAfBF4h5uXf6
可喜我文質彬彬。231Please respect copyright.PENANAS1CrMltjiv
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!231Please respect copyright.PENANANIgqYHC5zU
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,231Please respect copyright.PENANAR4AlVWZp8y
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:231Please respect copyright.PENANAC7G3svfi2I
可喜我文質彬彬。231Please respect copyright.PENANAv0apR9VBSS
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!231Please respect copyright.PENANAwk845JpBry
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,231Please respect copyright.PENANATGyTuy6NNh
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,231Please respect copyright.PENANAfSFRkajRPy
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!231Please respect copyright.PENANAKGfVCUUnil
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,231Please respect copyright.PENANAF2MDpRB5pn
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,231Please respect copyright.PENANAIvr0bxtvNW
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:231Please respect copyright.PENANAsC0OK7CxAC
可喜我文質彬彬。231Please respect copyright.PENANAWAXVlG3qzd
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!231Please respect copyright.PENANAI0eVA8uZia
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!231Please respect copyright.PENANA5p2qu6LYpy
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。231Please respect copyright.PENANACHTLaxwlzt
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。231Please respect copyright.PENANA8MAtzbDDUd
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。231Please respect copyright.PENANAM41stcFJLI
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