古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,133Please respect copyright.PENANAg80orSGjTX
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。133Please respect copyright.PENANAx47TOcDU3H
於是貼出徵婚啟事:133Please respect copyright.PENANAmKnwydGYyX
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。133Please respect copyright.PENANAn9VPRtvl7r
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,133Please respect copyright.PENANA211q21EDYF
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,133Please respect copyright.PENANAJedCVq5X6w
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,133Please respect copyright.PENANAjCjEMZUpR1
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,133Please respect copyright.PENANA47tewAqfGl
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,133Please respect copyright.PENANAxruASwgOuY
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,133Please respect copyright.PENANA5FRvLP7gZw
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,133Please respect copyright.PENANAjY7Uu3PHMn
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,133Please respect copyright.PENANAiey1M8NamE
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。133Please respect copyright.PENANArFLJ5hdMEN
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,133Please respect copyright.PENANAZar3S6NYCj
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:133Please respect copyright.PENANACKXiuudqaC
可喜我文質彬彬。133Please respect copyright.PENANA6lKUZps22m
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!133Please respect copyright.PENANAx0mAVjYPUO
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,133Please respect copyright.PENANAZyGaJk2b64
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:133Please respect copyright.PENANAI4v1b59Lix
可喜我文質彬彬。133Please respect copyright.PENANAKd9mAhNpOu
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!133Please respect copyright.PENANAkuVOK3rk6k
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,133Please respect copyright.PENANAI9bH5L80ZQ
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,133Please respect copyright.PENANATrkwJJyv4R
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!133Please respect copyright.PENANAX5GpmQwSG7
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,133Please respect copyright.PENANANVKZHfrnBw
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,133Please respect copyright.PENANAjpuYmS2Zk2
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:133Please respect copyright.PENANAo5g8UxNEdk
可喜我文質彬彬。133Please respect copyright.PENANAfQSwImn1sy
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!133Please respect copyright.PENANA9jyyBfHXQg
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!133Please respect copyright.PENANAsfluzBm3Sb
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。133Please respect copyright.PENANATKCG8QQaQR
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。133Please respect copyright.PENANAHXFAo07N0f
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。133Please respect copyright.PENANAG6ThHn8Xn8
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