古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,310Please respect copyright.PENANAubvQdRZOI1
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。310Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1B8j9HN76
於是貼出徵婚啟事:310Please respect copyright.PENANAHoGVncjLTD
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。310Please respect copyright.PENANAWO1SzohXbr
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,310Please respect copyright.PENANAHwpmYHjTi4
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,310Please respect copyright.PENANAawtKC9N542
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,310Please respect copyright.PENANAUR6WjYcJ98
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,310Please respect copyright.PENANA6qgksLzk2N
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,310Please respect copyright.PENANA6uZdL0xeIL
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,310Please respect copyright.PENANA5BfHg6RrRI
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,310Please respect copyright.PENANA0gRczul9T2
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,310Please respect copyright.PENANApDgtdtrobP
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。310Please respect copyright.PENANABsi2FFBN8M
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,310Please respect copyright.PENANAOlNENLBFpB
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:310Please respect copyright.PENANAJzus7vrHHw
可喜我文質彬彬。310Please respect copyright.PENANAhLOZLLOFHP
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!310Please respect copyright.PENANAAS1vbXcr5P
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,310Please respect copyright.PENANA0i20jv6wpx
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:310Please respect copyright.PENANAjLf7mbqoIy
可喜我文質彬彬。310Please respect copyright.PENANAGtYjsp5U9R
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!310Please respect copyright.PENANAKhqETFbhtY
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,310Please respect copyright.PENANAbf3Z1YBhN6
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,310Please respect copyright.PENANA9RJF7LjlHU
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!310Please respect copyright.PENANAMxIbww6lMC
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,310Please respect copyright.PENANAg3kT3LbQMS
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,310Please respect copyright.PENANAe3Yvt8KV1b
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:310Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0WpRTOL06
可喜我文質彬彬。310Please respect copyright.PENANAS4YNPzeRl3
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!310Please respect copyright.PENANAC9Sw02viJo
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!310Please respect copyright.PENANAqDnXFMhnf3
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。310Please respect copyright.PENANAEcLweJv6Eg
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。310Please respect copyright.PENANA8jkcq2yqhQ
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。310Please respect copyright.PENANAEmh4pYK6Hc
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