古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,225Please respect copyright.PENANAvDvySLiuVh
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。225Please respect copyright.PENANAae2JTEELO0
於是貼出徵婚啟事:225Please respect copyright.PENANA1lyTSduHQ3
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。225Please respect copyright.PENANAx6XZObL4ma
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,225Please respect copyright.PENANABnwbtDfaqP
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,225Please respect copyright.PENANA0dxSUv5Kmo
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,225Please respect copyright.PENANAFdlnkjRjnr
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,225Please respect copyright.PENANAtuVG9N9JD0
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,225Please respect copyright.PENANAVocZfzJBNj
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,225Please respect copyright.PENANAonyBjRSKTg
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,225Please respect copyright.PENANAv5uNx65eeu
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,225Please respect copyright.PENANATToBOa3mzJ
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。225Please respect copyright.PENANAdk2uOzH5J6
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,225Please respect copyright.PENANAtIZnz9KKZQ
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:225Please respect copyright.PENANApQZmk66CWP
可喜我文質彬彬。225Please respect copyright.PENANAcvEYImaQkD
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!225Please respect copyright.PENANAWkxpxFvsLD
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,225Please respect copyright.PENANAlTy6PrsUQI
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:225Please respect copyright.PENANAiXwZ16ga1u
可喜我文質彬彬。225Please respect copyright.PENANAvuPwReW9rI
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!225Please respect copyright.PENANA1SFtuo1aJE
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,225Please respect copyright.PENANAwXE03lC1zH
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,225Please respect copyright.PENANAnjzPBuUO4U
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!225Please respect copyright.PENANAdEXiGn9TLL
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,225Please respect copyright.PENANAAE5Y7BiJbA
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,225Please respect copyright.PENANAlY8imTNAxo
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:225Please respect copyright.PENANA1k4QDHJAN5
可喜我文質彬彬。225Please respect copyright.PENANAa1PInkhh8h
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!225Please respect copyright.PENANAur7gVOj54O
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!225Please respect copyright.PENANAoPXhyP5O2B
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。225Please respect copyright.PENANA0emTEEcFVG
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。225Please respect copyright.PENANAc9SHfWm74C
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。225Please respect copyright.PENANAHjnmXrLlvD
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