古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhPRNSBTPu
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcev9CoyfE
於是貼出徵婚啟事：324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7HCd2zlwD
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLUJAdk2go
隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VvOIYCOC2
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAQnTVb0lb
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EY49bjYYQ
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQbMkwzwNd
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1FsmaUgtY
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1swE1T0a7
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bFkD6rsUp
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAu1XVZk2h
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFPzW0gBKu
接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmn1ePOVHh
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTBjL4nE2s
可喜我文質彬彬。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoYlyCUPG9
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49t03WTHxb
接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAtDvLxp3x
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sZRmWQc5l
可喜我文質彬彬。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9J0FfVNbT
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQgEvV891H
324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN5rEBqOx0
第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfql4W5RRa
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdhlIsZobr
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnUM4xiapF
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwUyqyCHlm
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwNS7NVnaw
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF3jh3fjN9
可喜我文質彬彬。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaCW5nBxaA
國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1RrHg0kcl
324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHLd3yY9J4
不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38mHknhgdZ
324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ajk2Guc6i
此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ89gbZk7Bb
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGW6DdSZYp
324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmkFLHXPmR
其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQuXXZDBQu
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