古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,448Please respect copyright.PENANAAUF3gl6Unj
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。448Please respect copyright.PENANAqfUDAAsji6
於是貼出徵婚啟事:448Please respect copyright.PENANAJraAdZVtrv
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.PENANA2VMEtD7ntf
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,448Please respect copyright.PENANAdsgBogDFt8
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,448Please respect copyright.PENANA1LYqFBfmHt
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,448Please respect copyright.PENANA2Vi5yb7aFm
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,448Please respect copyright.PENANAFsNN9SX3rB
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,448Please respect copyright.PENANALPtoJWb9Cd
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,448Please respect copyright.PENANAx6pSNL5ZJd
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,448Please respect copyright.PENANAwAuRq3wsYi
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,448Please respect copyright.PENANAmgeB8NwQXe
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。448Please respect copyright.PENANAaOBYH7jCod
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,448Please respect copyright.PENANAF92BKzbErn
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:448Please respect copyright.PENANAhWPGdOcDgs
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.PENANAwpokpWDDY0
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!448Please respect copyright.PENANAkbCBsIntTn
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,448Please respect copyright.PENANApZXr4FN9KT
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:448Please respect copyright.PENANAQTFJYIr5P9
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.PENANAM5uZDrSWOu
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!448Please respect copyright.PENANAyEK17gy71S
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,448Please respect copyright.PENANATiFGII3vjM
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,448Please respect copyright.PENANAxChDep8zp5
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!448Please respect copyright.PENANAQAiMlBpSK7
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,448Please respect copyright.PENANAoUSSnWAEJO
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,448Please respect copyright.PENANAmczG4wdCwH
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:448Please respect copyright.PENANAcsioPIMtPk
可喜我文質彬彬。448Please respect copyright.PENANAGLcojvZm5e
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!448Please respect copyright.PENANAXrwOqvaImO
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!448Please respect copyright.PENANAtMTeQyo8Ey
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。448Please respect copyright.PENANA7ndrKHNkct
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。448Please respect copyright.PENANAV7LlLKKtYZ
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。448Please respect copyright.PENANA9i764Bzolo
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