續寫挑戰 - 可喜我文質彬彬

古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXOuZo118e
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8Xwczy8uc

於是貼出徵婚啟事：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyfmf5LWIM
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfuqwTccvv

隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYmShuDKe7
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZMjZg4nGi
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3gPUn10uG
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HzK0q8P97
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbPwuydHqr
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r0v5Y2h7r
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMmvYACZPj
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R1is2h2kn
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIki3rgoiOI

接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdRDkAHf8f
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYVcVy52qV
可喜我文質彬彬。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCZfITKBwO
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJuOATxI0j

接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tFJwj3H8S
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4zU5Pa2t2
可喜我文質彬彬。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ5M1yNoMV
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnY66pb53x
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40O2QeaCht
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4ZQm5x1Qn
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nTtExlHiS
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTyIYzOl4d
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJy4qe6mAR
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77oHPmzAeo
可喜我文質彬彬。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFMBpdtYef

國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBGv84vsHi
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOcvx7vGYZ
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6xcYPGLwM
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBLeaACC1f
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。447Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0fjSD2Hia

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