古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,266Please respect copyright.PENANAnsfFztOMkV
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。266Please respect copyright.PENANAWJUUmbPBku
於是貼出徵婚啟事:266Please respect copyright.PENANA0vLEZkU1GE
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。266Please respect copyright.PENANA473EWmiufZ
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,266Please respect copyright.PENANAV66uULzwLE
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,266Please respect copyright.PENANAWYb8cTbAaq
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,266Please respect copyright.PENANAWPbLcsyFqX
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,266Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9pKDQ8eMc
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,266Please respect copyright.PENANAjkpKFF4xrJ
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,266Please respect copyright.PENANAh4SGoQjiXJ
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,266Please respect copyright.PENANAoi9VDg5aSL
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,266Please respect copyright.PENANAF5tou28tHy
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。266Please respect copyright.PENANABMzbJzU2SV
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,266Please respect copyright.PENANAhUHXvEa1FP
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:266Please respect copyright.PENANAvz86yoPLtO
可喜我文質彬彬。266Please respect copyright.PENANAaamGRbTyOW
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!266Please respect copyright.PENANASAzu7f5hKY
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,266Please respect copyright.PENANAxhdjUICocR
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:266Please respect copyright.PENANAq0vfFL2Zkf
可喜我文質彬彬。266Please respect copyright.PENANAEf69lkYloZ
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!266Please respect copyright.PENANAX9oIRK1slb
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,266Please respect copyright.PENANAjZDE85RPon
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,266Please respect copyright.PENANA9iObDlIm3u
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!266Please respect copyright.PENANAXf5TFi9nQZ
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,266Please respect copyright.PENANARfOxJMeGj6
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,266Please respect copyright.PENANAeEPuLjI7Bx
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:266Please respect copyright.PENANA3c3x4rCoif
可喜我文質彬彬。266Please respect copyright.PENANAzPguw16X6m
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!266Please respect copyright.PENANAbkdENtvXfT
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!266Please respect copyright.PENANAl4cMucIES2
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。266Please respect copyright.PENANABJ37vwGaXm
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。266Please respect copyright.PENANArLnZ2yXnDh
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。266Please respect copyright.PENANA25Xhckyv7o
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