續寫挑戰 - 可喜我文質彬彬

古代有個國王，非常疼愛他的小女兒，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAewg2grib
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花，國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTMEmy8MhL

於是貼出徵婚啟事：249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD2bLoqQ8b
徵求駙馬一名，需文質彬彬。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStz0o808q1

隔天一早，王府門外百人排隊，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2R3TOHZPPl
排在門前的第一位，從懷裡拿出一把銀兩，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjjB8GlmWp
交給站在門邊的守衛，小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1tVsNLMLa
守衛不好意思白拿，悄悄在他耳邊提醒，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfj5yvfrRA
排在後面的人見著，知道了規矩也都有所準備，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFt9aW9a10
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzpGvu73Ee
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後，可能覺得賺夠了；也可能嫌麻煩，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNffqqSHmwE
索性直接告訴大家：國王有重聽，且沒耐性，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrEVNPd8e3
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAy7QCD7lA1

接著門開了，大家依序進門拜見國王，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHSGsjS4me
第一位一見國王，非常自信地大喊：249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWZreoyLfp
可喜我文質彬彬。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKrxxwLfRx5
國王一聽：文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理，來人啊！拉下去仗打一百！249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxydeQAK5q

接著第二位，他剛有聽到前位的自介，現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG53XeZpJkw
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨，如履薄冰的說出：249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwz4VegQrP
可喜我文質彬彬。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHKKC4hLI1
國王一聽：你說什麼我聽不到，欺負本王聽力不好，來人啊！拉下去仗打兩百！249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP3yanHiYG
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第一位還沒打完，第二位正在被打，第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwzdQ9nP2E
他其實本來想逃的，但轉頭看門被人群擠滿，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIUeIeaXfr
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀，就硬著頭皮上吧！249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDw13jYeaU
於是他細想前兩位的音量，剛好他在後面都有聽到，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50dGbPp0yy
在走向拜見國王的這幾步，他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值，249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKS3vbBeyD
到定位後他抬頭發表成果：249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEIriA9UoG
可喜我文質彬彬。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0yrMPgUHd

國王聞後靜靜看著他，他心想穩了中了，這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了！249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbVh4gMSwx
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不料國王：可惜我文筆平平？你文筆平平與本王招親何干？欺君犯上浪費本王時間，來人啊！此人仗打五百，打完再押大牢十年！249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l5OeOBIZq
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此時遠方傳來公主：爸爸，用午膳囉。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSF6yfxcz61
國王聽到終於露出笑容：好，好，爸爸馬上來。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6b17qUrTe
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其實國王聽力沒問題，他只是同普天下父親一般，不捨愛女出嫁。249Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEebqzXJ6g

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