古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,288Please respect copyright.PENANAwu3SGCSc7S
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。288Please respect copyright.PENANAVWyD4HxZLH
於是貼出徵婚啟事:288Please respect copyright.PENANA4mIW2dZo6l
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。288Please respect copyright.PENANAHe2tnED06Q
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,288Please respect copyright.PENANA5gyojsACoC
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,288Please respect copyright.PENANAzf88rUXPk1
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,288Please respect copyright.PENANAAag7TBzowi
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,288Please respect copyright.PENANAvBaLtkKPQe
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,288Please respect copyright.PENANAEnr25wOcbW
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,288Please respect copyright.PENANAxHSO7K7EiM
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,288Please respect copyright.PENANARy1GXMuiwv
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,288Please respect copyright.PENANAul8PRu76jM
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。288Please respect copyright.PENANAZK6uqbXXTX
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,288Please respect copyright.PENANA8MJfwrRVto
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:288Please respect copyright.PENANA09KgMpnf3w
可喜我文質彬彬。288Please respect copyright.PENANAxx5rY8gyTD
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!288Please respect copyright.PENANAcqYxFDsyOQ
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,288Please respect copyright.PENANA1WPyPwSevr
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:288Please respect copyright.PENANAXSshxeyDOo
可喜我文質彬彬。288Please respect copyright.PENANAWrT7asFs21
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!288Please respect copyright.PENANACYDwf2OB7D
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,288Please respect copyright.PENANADG1GcpWZZK
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,288Please respect copyright.PENANAPJIMOfyX5V
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!288Please respect copyright.PENANA6Aga6E057g
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,288Please respect copyright.PENANACc6PRsnTBm
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,288Please respect copyright.PENANAmFnDmqJHuF
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:288Please respect copyright.PENANAxjUnPLZE4d
可喜我文質彬彬。288Please respect copyright.PENANAAIjzDdEfDn
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!288Please respect copyright.PENANANZECZhKxqm
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!288Please respect copyright.PENANAbGTzjYCN0S
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。288Please respect copyright.PENANAMsC4CsEwwO
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。288Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ7ZOGIJZO
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。288Please respect copyright.PENANAV584RDjLHZ
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