Sarawatlism
Miftern exan's judt ovet , but whem wull i fimd somrome who males my hwart flutyer?
He usually cant type properly , but now he tries the pick up line , and the caption is my idea. Im so done with him
Saturday is meant for relaxing. I planned to sleep in until afternoon , but my body wouldn't listen. I woke up at 7 am and couldn't go back to sleep even if i tried to find a comfortable position
Sarawat isn't as cold as before , everyone. He's become friendlier now , saying he wants to be cheerful like me. Well the level of Tine , the chic guy , is quite beyond him , so i told him to take it easy. There's no need to change himself as long as he can hang out with others and be loved
He's changed quite a lot , and one of the things is , no more resting bitch face. He smiles more , greets other first , and look approachable. I thought he was full possessed but now i know he truly wishes to change himself. Im giving him my full support and he's gotten even more popular as a result
There's one thing that never change , though. How can be such a pain in the neck
FengFei1999 Midterm exam's just over , but when will i get to see Sarawat?
Beebehoney mom asked me yesterday when you'll propose to me. I got wrinkles from waiting , you know
KittieTee do i need to translate it again? Type properly for once , im begging you
Man_Maman You better credit me. I did bakasana to tkae this pic
prapats03rn #TeamSarawatsWives
uu.thgjf The person cuter than Sarawat is the tomorrow Sarawat
l.ohmm Tine Teepakorn
JittiRain the power of the avengers combined ain't as strong as Sarawat's handsomeness
GOMBEN Sarawat isnt' just a name , Sarawat is a husband
Boos-pol Vogue boy
Thetheme11 Whoa! That's the pol-sci building or hang dong fashion week?
l.amFong So handsome , can i hit on you?
Wooooow , look at each comment. These are just examples , there are a thousand more
Im fucking surprised , you know. He uploaded a photo of him with his deadpan face , and trash bins in the background at the Pol-Sci building but people are still smitten with him. Now look at me , i set the background and sometimes adjust the light for about an hour to get good photo , but nobody swoons over me that much. All i receive are comments asking for Sarawat
This is so upsetting , but i can only keep it inside. Grrrr
"Tine , go take a shower." He says from the bathroom door. I turn to him and see the dreamy angel everyone adores standing there , face deadpan. It seems like he's done showering
"Later. There's no rush on a Saturday" I keep rolling on the bed
"Arent you hungry?"
'Won't you make breakfast for me?" I say meekly to make him feel pity , but the answer is totally unexpected
"Do it your fucking self."
Damn , he was so close to feeding me when we started dating. Now it is the exact opposite
"All right , asshole."
"Im gonna order it. What do you want to have?" He stops at the closet and puts on white T shirt and worn out shorts , even if some other shorts and pants can make him look more decent
"Kasoy Nimman."
"Its not open , choose something else." Im pissed. Even Kaosoy Nimman isnt open for me. this is what happens to the unwanted guy.
"Som good fried rice will. Its your fault if its tasted bad."
"Nonsense."
"In exchange , i'll make you a super special dinner."
"In exchange , i'll make you a super special dinner."
"I'll give you a chance to take that back. I've never tested anything good from you cooking ever sine we started going out." If i didn't have leg cramps right now , i'd jump up to kick his neck. He says i'm a pain when he's the one always messing with me
"I guess you wanna eat my foot more than food huh?"
"How cruel."
He doesn't look intimidated at all , so i flip him off. Sarawat laughs and leaves the bedroom with his phone. He's satisfied , now that he's successfully aggravated me
On the days off that we get to break free of classes and the uni's tiring activities , many might plan trips or activities to do or something. But Sarawat and I? Staying in leisurely in our room in enough. I shouldn't just waste my time , thought. There's something more useful to do.
That is... snooping on my boyfriend's IG
Sarawatlism (@)Man_maman Credut : Man-oh hun
Sarawatlism (@)Boss-pol Vogue cpntacted me. Im ginna br famius
Sarawatlism (@)I.amFong Hiy on me , my lober id dead
Sarawatlism (@)l.ohmm Tine Teepakom. Siunds famikiar. Mudt've met hin at thw bar
You name sound familiar as well. I must've met you in hell!
Reading all of Sarawat's comments , i have the urge to beat him to death. His endless typos are one thing , but his aggravating comments make me grit my teeth over and over again
Since he's become friendly recently , there have been days when he replied to comments on IG. Not only to his friends but also to other. He's attentive to everyone and loves everyone equally. The only one not getting his love is me
Painted by that thought , i spring out of bed and head to the bathroom sluggishly.
Once i enter the bathroom , i face the familiar sights of two toothbrushes in a cup we bought together , two small towels , and two cleansing foams. Its kinda weird , my heart still flutters just like before , its not different today. It so fucking great that we live together
If only...
DING!
My phone , which i look into the bathroom to play some songs while showering , had a notification from a few seconds ago. I look down at the screen as i desperately want to see what's going on because it's a message from Fong , my nosy dude
Ta da! Im beyond shocked , my chest tightens , my eyelids flicker uncontrollably , and my non existent patience is gone. I call my dear friend right away and he picks up in no time
"Im Fong...im Fong. Im here with Puek and Ohm"
You shiiiiiiit! This is no time to joke around. And he fucking sings a song that's so difficult to get out of my head. I almost dance to it as im listening
"Enough of that. Lets get to the point now. How come his picture suddenly got posted on the Cute Bys page? Dont they know Sarawat hates having his picture displayed on public pages?"
"They know. OHm asked the admin , and apparently , they got you boyfriend's permission."
"Huh? Its Sarawat we're talking about?"
The pic Fong sent me is the photo of Sarawat sitting on the sidelines. They probably played football with all their might , that's why he wall all sweaty and took off his shirt to place it on his shoulder. It'd have been all right if the photo hadn't been posted on the Cute Boys page , which has more than a hundred thousand followers. The number of comments and shares is now skyrocketing
"Yeah , well , he's not as cold as before anymore. Come on... Let him measure his popularity. Dont get too jealous okay?"
"Listen to me , you piece of shit."
"I'm all ears."
"I'm not jealous." But i grit my teeth so hard my jaw hurts."Don't send it to me next time , though , because its no big deal to me."
"Are you tired?"
"What?"
"Of lying to yourself."
"Nonsense"
"Just admit you're jealous. You damn liar. What a chic....ken."
"If you were with me right now , you'd be dead already." I hear him laugh. That fucker hangs up a moment later , leaving me troubled with the bomb he threw at me
Even as im showering , my brain commands me to reach for my phone to go to that post and read the tremendous flood of comments repeatedly. IF the owner of that low voice just now hadn't called out for me , i definitely would've been glued to my phone until the end of the day
"Twat , do you have something to tell me?" I stand in front of the bathroom door , eyes fixing on the handsome face that now seems totally confused
"Tell you what?"
"I'll give you one more chance to say it. I promise i wont be mad." I fully prepare. i'll lash out at him if i dont like what he has to say. He has to die for making me jealous. Hold on a sec ! Did i just say i'm jealous?
My thoughts are getting messier , so i shake it all off my head and look up to make eye contactc with him , not backing off
"Im sorry , Tine." He says guiltily in low voice "The boxers were worn out. I threw it away without telling you first."
"In sorry , Tine." He says guiltily in a low voice "The boxers were worn out. I threw it away without telling you first."
"Hahahahaha , good job." The heeecck! "Its not about that!"
To be honest , i just learned that my favorite boxers got thrown away by this deadpan jerk. Should i go find them in trash bin? They were too loose , but i could tie them with a rubber band and wear it just fine
"What's it about then?" He scratches his head with his big hand. I cant tell if he genuinely has no idea or is trying to mess with me
"I'll let you think one more time."
"Oh , i threw away your mold towel as well. My bad."
Lent me vent , please. Just a little , don't be mad at me YOU SON OF A BITCH!
We're not talking about the same thing , and it makes me want to take two tablets of paracetamol. I guess i should just tell him straightforwardly whats on my mind. If i let him continue guessing , im afraid ill find out that all my stuff got thrown away by this asshole
"Did you allow the Cute bOys page to post your pic?"
"Yeah." He answers not even flinching , face expressionless. He doenst even have a hint of fear that i might be mad or upset
"W...why? You normally prefer people to stay away from your personal life"
"Yeah , but not anymore. I love everyone now."
"You already loved everyone on IG so much that im confused Sarawat." The difference is there's no topless photo on IG. They're usually views , food , and his face once in a while since his friends requested. The photo of him topless on the Cute Boys page is too much. Aaaaargh.
"We worked it out now. Lets eat."
"Okay."
I can't stop my feeling even though we worked it out , so i look really irritated as we're eating . I check the post every two minutes. The number of comments and shares is going up as time goes by
"Eat your food , Troublemaker."
"I'm doing it."
"Eating while playing on your phone? Mom would scold you if she saw."
"Well , she cant see it." I stuff my face with one hand and scroll through those comments with another. "Shit , this one is pretty. Why is she swooning over you? Shouldn't it be me?"
"You're talking nonsense." He pushes my head with his rough hand. MY hair is messier now
"And this one , Sarawat once smiled at me when he walked by. I was melting right there" I say in high pitch to match her cute profile pic "His handsomeness melts me , i cant anymore."
"Its the truth."
Still unfazed huh? Still acting innocent
"I volunteer to wash the shirt on his shoulder. Wow , smells yucky. You wont be able to imagine it unless you smell it yourself" I vent my frustration on the last sentences. We use laundry service , but for the shirts we wear often , like football shirts , i willingly wash them for im since they're used every day.
The smell is something else. I have to breathe through my mouth every time i pick them out of the basket
"Are you trying to point out my flaws so people will like me less?"
"Why would i do that when a chic guy like me is much hotter than you? Look at my face."
"Looks like shit."
"i'll give you one more chance."
"Looks cute."
"You're safe now."
"You little buffalo."
Sarawat suddenly gets up and attacks me with a kiss on the forehead
"Ew , your saliva is on my forehead."
He seems happy to hear me complain , then he smirks , picks up his plate , and washes it in the sink provocatively. He's the best at acting like a jerk
The issue burning up inside of me remains unresolved. I continue checking the Cute Boys page until i feel like im losing it. I need to rid these feelings by going out to get some fresh air.
Going out with Sarawat is out of the question. I'll be itching to check the post that's being shared nonstop whenever i see his face. The damn Star Gang posted Do no disturb on our group chat. I suddenly think of this merry friend who never stops talking , Green
Green and i hang out together pretty often , and he's always delighted to hang out with me. No time to waste , im calling him now , but his answer is..
"You wanna go shopping with me? waaa.... but Phi Dim and i are going on picnic today. Wanna join us?"
Argh , i refuse right away. Phi Dim would kick my ass if i were a third wheel
Ohm , Puek , Fong , and Green aren't free. My close friends of the same faculty also seem to be occupied on the weekend from getting uneasy if his fried egg will be cooked properly at the faculty's bistro to talking things out with his girlfriend because he got drunk last Friday night. Damnit! If its this troublesome , im just gonna stay in
I play on my phone again , telling myself not ot go to Facebook and to just play a game instead. i'mma shoot zombies
"What are you doing?" The sofa shifts when Sarawat flops down on it and asks me softly
"Cant you see im playing a game?"
"Who did you call just now?" He noticed? I saw him working on a paper at his desk
"My friends. Im lonely , you know. Wanna go outside."
"Im free. Where do you wanna go?"
"I dont wanna go with you." There i said it.
"Are you upset or something?"
"Who's upset?"
He grabs both my hands all of sudden interrupting the game. I glare at him , but he gives me a smug look as if to provoke me
"Let's talk. I wont know why unless you tell me. Are you mad because i threw away your towel and tattered boxers?"
"Nooooooooooooo!" He stil;; hasn't moved on from my favorite possessions.
"Then what is it?"
"You know it."
"I don't."
"About the photo on that page."
"I dont look handsome enough there? I'll tell the admin to upload a new one."
"No! I dont give a damn about who wants to post your photo , because i dont im jealous. Happy now?"
Im panting , so angry that my lips are twitching. I didnt think of the consequences before i blurted it out. I lost control. My brain ordered me to say it , or else my heart would have burst
"Its cute when little buffalo get jealous."
"You're begging for me to punch you." I get infuriated the more i see his face. "Uploading photos on IG is enough. Dont overdo it when you reply to comments. Im glad you've changed yourself to be a better person , but there's no need to abandon who you used to be. Are you happy seeing your face displayed on the page?" These have all been in my mind the whole morning
"Well , are you happy?" Sarawat asks me back so suddenly that i cant do anything but blink "Do you like it , Tine?"
"...No."
"Same here. It's exactly how i felt when the page posted your photos. The uni's cheerleader is so cute , chic tine is cute tine , can i hit on you? I freaking wanted to reply to all those comments , but i don't have a Facebook account. The guys captured them and sent me all of that."
"...."
"Do you get it now , what its like to want someone to be only your own?"
"I thought i spoke a lot , but Sarawat paid me back twice."
"I didn't know that." I've become sheepish now "I won't let them post my pictures anymore. You have to do the same."
"Um , i'll tell them real quick."
"Good" I fucking hate myself for failing to stifle a smile. My resentment is all gone
We've dated for quite a long time. I've never thought i'd be this petty. The issue just now sounded unimportant at first. Who would've know it'd affect our feelings this bad?
"Now that you're happy , what do you wanna do?"
"Eat."
"You just did."
"Im not full. I wan busy thinking about you."
"Okay , i'll cook something."
"I want omelet over rice."
"Two eggs?" He asks , knowing what i like
"I'll help"
"Stay here. Im afraid the kitchen will blow up."
"Wanna fight?"
Sarawat rises and goes to kitchen while i watch him from here. I slowly crack a smile feeling happy. I fucking love weekends. No , i love weekends with Sarawat
DING!
There it goes again , the notification. I turn my attention to the screen. A chic guy like me turned on all the notifications about that blank faced dude , so i receive every notification about him
Seeing the photo before my eyes , i cant bring myself to be mad at him. He posted a photo of me eating tat the table , my face sulky , with a caption that will forever be full of typos
Sarawatlism someone id sulking
Second later , his friend click like and leave several comments. They all love me. That's why they're complimenting me , uh...
I.amPuek Dont think he's sulking. He's just screwy
I.amFong I knew it. He said he's not jealous. Liar! Chicken
I know now , the first person i gotta take revenge on is Fong. He's fanning the flames
Chaemfriendzone Tine's cuuuuuuuute
KittieTee You two are doing the sulking per hour challenge?
l.ohmm Bullshit
Bigger330 Just say he's cute. I pity him
The theme11 My friend turned the pol sci building into fashion show and now Tine turned a room into a loser field
FengFei1999 Midterm exam's just over , but if Sarawat's not here , i'll just choose Tine
Momomoko #TeamChic(ken)sWives
Original__me The messier Tine is tomorrow Tine
GOMBEN Teepakorn's not a name but Sarawt's wife
Boss-pol if Sarawat is vogue boy , TIne is...rogue boy
Sarawtlism stip attackimg tinr
The laatest comment belongs to the legendary typo-er. I look up and glance at the tall guy standing far away. He gives me a goddamn handsome smile before typing something
I can't wait
Five minutes late , i receive his love fully
Sarawatlism if tinr cries , i'll br too hsppy
You damn twaaaaaat!
Do you love me or just wanna mess with me? What a pain in the ass!
ns 172.69.7.146da2
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