我是忘水城裡的一條小魚仙,畢生志向就是當個咸魚城主,忙時擼貓曬太陽,閑時盡一盡城主本份,開導開導那些想不開偏要自尋煩惱的仙人。522Please respect copyright.PENANAIGAUU5qTfM
我是沒大志,沒夢想,怎樣着?522Please respect copyright.PENANA9ytzH519wr
大志?能吃嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANA5s6nt8IGZ5
夢想?能喝嗎?522Please respect copyright.PENANALxBYeOXhso
不能吧,不能吧!522Please respect copyright.PENANAWbaOZ4Ld7E
既如此,還不如讓我好好當條咸魚,日上三竿也不起,月上梢頭接着睡。522Please respect copyright.PENANAzqLwdhL1DI
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什麼?冥府最近有人以陰魂修成仙,還是個帥哥?522Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZVjoDpRLO
——嘖!帥哥掰開了還不是渣?關我屁事!522Please respect copyright.PENANAIUcgQnJ6zr
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什麼?又有仙娥色誘失敗,從九重天上那位殿下宮裡滾出來了?522Please respect copyright.PENANARmqG7TnYXU
——拜托!殿下他薄情又不是第一天的事,瞎起哄些什麼?!522Please respect copyright.PENANAtTof2c56Ho
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又怎麼啦?不是說了什麼也別跟我說,你即便說,我也不會⋯⋯522Please respect copyright.PENANA0gbBc8La9l
不,等一下,你再說一遍。522Please respect copyright.PENANAyy1eCTXOpm
你說⋯⋯我的貓、闖禍了?522Please respect copyright.PENANAd6KMPa1n6i
納尼!行行行!我來我來!馬上到!
天剎的蘇小晚,你就不能消消停,別再給我惹事了!522Please respect copyright.PENANAj21129sCFy
一尊兩尊大神都跑我這來,我的美容覺也沒得睡啦!522Please respect copyright.PENANALP9Iuxvj3H
嗯?判官大人你要丟小晚去歷世,丟吧丟吧,爛攤子你愛怎收拾就怎收拾⋯⋯但你能不能勸勸那邊的殿下,有話好好說,別用刀架着我的脖子,我想不起來就是想不起來,你逼着我都沒用的!
蒼天啊!我,蘇.欲哭無淚·若汝,不就想過一輩子咸魚生活,怎麼他們一個個都逼着我奮鬥,逼着我想起那勞什子記憶?
納然呢?不是說好要保護我的嗎?他們這樣逼我,你都不管管?522Please respect copyright.PENANA8XcOjbzo4M
還是你要跟他們一齊逼我啊?!522Please respect copyright.PENANAFJxRPf5Vno
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苦逼小魚仙被九重天上各路神仙折騰的前世今生