我是忘水城裡的一條小魚仙,畢生志向就是當個咸魚城主,忙時擼貓曬太陽,閑時盡一盡城主本份,開導開導那些想不開偏要自尋煩惱的仙人。533Please respect copyright.PENANApCHAtiN0uU
我是沒大志,沒夢想,怎樣着?533Please respect copyright.PENANATjzNxNwGTA
大志?能吃嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAdF72Qkkkyn
夢想?能喝嗎?533Please respect copyright.PENANAjDG5wkZiik
不能吧,不能吧!533Please respect copyright.PENANAi9UkUZkfd7
既如此,還不如讓我好好當條咸魚,日上三竿也不起,月上梢頭接着睡。533Please respect copyright.PENANAmXYGbfrBJQ
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什麼?冥府最近有人以陰魂修成仙,還是個帥哥?533Please respect copyright.PENANA7F2UD3uf5g
——嘖!帥哥掰開了還不是渣?關我屁事!533Please respect copyright.PENANAbMYAMrTf1M
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什麼?又有仙娥色誘失敗,從九重天上那位殿下宮裡滾出來了?533Please respect copyright.PENANAPBpTTgTzQw
——拜托!殿下他薄情又不是第一天的事,瞎起哄些什麼?!533Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9KYc7XyoS
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又怎麼啦?不是說了什麼也別跟我說,你即便說,我也不會⋯⋯533Please respect copyright.PENANAALvRMCrXii
不,等一下,你再說一遍。533Please respect copyright.PENANA2JkUbP2RUh
你說⋯⋯我的貓、闖禍了?533Please respect copyright.PENANAN776T33sOw
納尼!行行行!我來我來!馬上到!
天剎的蘇小晚,你就不能消消停,別再給我惹事了!533Please respect copyright.PENANAmvTTWqCxbt
一尊兩尊大神都跑我這來,我的美容覺也沒得睡啦!533Please respect copyright.PENANAYVjOeSW0rm
嗯?判官大人你要丟小晚去歷世,丟吧丟吧,爛攤子你愛怎收拾就怎收拾⋯⋯但你能不能勸勸那邊的殿下,有話好好說,別用刀架着我的脖子,我想不起來就是想不起來,你逼着我都沒用的!
蒼天啊!我,蘇.欲哭無淚·若汝,不就想過一輩子咸魚生活,怎麼他們一個個都逼着我奮鬥,逼着我想起那勞什子記憶?
納然呢?不是說好要保護我的嗎?他們這樣逼我,你都不管管?533Please respect copyright.PENANAHeyJ0S0TeP
還是你要跟他們一齊逼我啊?!533Please respect copyright.PENANAhayDQ8IJqp
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苦逼小魚仙被九重天上各路神仙折騰的前世今生