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獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
ISSUE #9
Author: 技工尼爾
獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
Author: 技工尼爾
ISSUE #9
六千五百萬零二
No Plagiarism!LPgg7MXlRsScHskxqhSGposted on PＥNAＮＡ

老師指名某位同學作答。

「科學家推測恐龍在大約多少年前絕種？」

同學瞄一瞄課本，課本上寫着「六千五百萬年前」。

咦？等一等，這答案不妥。

同學連忙翻開課本的版權頁，原來是兩年前出版。

答案呼之欲出！

「六千五百萬零二年前！」506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto0ggnmo6o

哄堂大笑。506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx957UEmie

老師倒是笑不出。看來這位同學不清楚「推測」、「大約」的觀念，換言之又有額外東西要教了，工作量又增加了。

備註：其實，恐龍不但並未滅絕，而且隨處可見！（好似係）🤓

封面： Evolutionnumber9. “File:AMNH 5027 Trex.jpg”. Licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Wikimedia Commons, 2 September 2020, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:AMNH_5027_Trex.jpg. Accessed 14 November 2023.506Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqwaOgcjFb

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獨者牛雜 Loner’s Digestive
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Last updated: Oct 1, 2025
Total word count: 28,170
Total reading time: 94 Minutes
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