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奇門
ISSUE #3
Author: 胤宸
奇門
Author: 胤宸
ISSUE #3
《煉僵》第三章
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裴錦松的腳碰觸到桌邊後，桌子依然穩穩當當的立在地上，反倒是裴錦松的右腳像是沾黏在桌邊似的，放不下來。

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掙扎扭動幾下，裴錦松越想將腳從桌上扯下，反倒越黏越緊，而那張又輕又薄的桌子卻動也不動，甚至四個桌腳的位置也沒移動分毫。

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這下真尷尬了。

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錢通眼見裴將軍卡腳的尷尬姿勢，倏然將頭死死埋進胸前，肩膀不停聳動，無聲告誡自己：不能笑、千萬不能笑！

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要憋著，絕對要死死憋住，要是被發現他偷笑將軍，回去後他可得挨軍棍伺候。

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那軍棍可是火燒棍，幾棍下去屁股都得著火，多挨幾下兩瓣屁股肉都能燙熟，疼得人肉味四溢，還得趴床養上整個月的傷！

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此刻裴錦松無暇顧及錢通內心的想法，他被這詭異的情況嚇著。

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想他征戰沙場數年，什麼大風大浪的場面沒見過，怎麼就被這張區區薄竹片做成的桌子給難住？

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心中駭然到極致時，腦海中驟然浮現來此途中聽聞的傳說。

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傳聞，倘若沒有熟人帶路別妄想能夠進入這些奇門的領地，即便真的誤打誤撞進入了，稍有不慎也可能將命交代在那兒。

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除了奇門中人皆是脾氣古怪，思維又與常人不同的原因外，他們各個身懷讓人防不勝防的絕技，只要稍不注意就會中招，讓人身陷其中而不自知。

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白話說就是：玩兒，都能玩死人！

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總而言之，奇門中人就是難搞！

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這也是為何奇門之所以叫〝奇門〞。

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想到此，裴錦松內心終於感受到前所未有的震驚與懼怕，虛雲門到底是怎樣詭譎的門派？

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巷弄外，路過百姓只見兩個壯碩的男人聚在巷底，一個蹲在桌下，一個舉起一隻腳動也不動——那姿勢怎麼看怎麼怪異。

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還有大人趕緊用手捂住小孩的眼，邊走邊罵。

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「傷風敗俗！」

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「有礙市容！」

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「舔不知恥！」

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話是沒什麼好話，還挺難聽的。

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抱持著——只要我不尷尬，尷尬的就是別人。

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裴錦松拿出平日當將軍的氣勢，盡力維持著面無表情，雙手環胸直立。

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雖然一隻腳暫時被黏在桌上拔不下來，好歹單腳站立的腿功還是有的，裴錦松只能逼迫自己靜下心來思索對策。

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目前可以猜測推論，可能是自己有什麼舉動唐突了虛雲門，現在人家生氣了才會如此懲罰。

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這可不成，本是來請人幫忙，可不是來得罪人與人結仇的！

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裴錦松瞬間頓悟，雙手抱拳朝前方沉聲開口：「裴錦松，冒昧打擾，還請貴門高抬貴手。」

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話音才剛落下，一陣腳步聲驟然在巷內響起，裴錦松和錢通瞬間將腦袋轉向巷口。

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奇門
Fantasy
Short Story
Xuanhuan
Last updated: Sep 19, 2023
Total word count: 35,658
Total reading time: 119 Minutes
Writer:
胤宸
原創 奇幻 短篇 古風 2023佛系日更大挑戰 搞笑輕鬆
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