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Reverend Arthur P. Soul Daddy Dingbatte - or The Modern Indulgence
ISSUE #2
Author: Don Paint Was Here
Reverend Arthur P. Soul Daddy Dingbatte - or The Modern Indulgence
Author: Don Paint Was Here
ISSUE #2
Reverend Arthur P. Soul Daddy Dingbatte - or The Modern Indulgence
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Can I get a Hallelujah?

Can I get an Amen?

I’mma praise it again and again!

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Well, I know you hear the music

I know you see the vice

I politely ask you to pay once or twice

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I’m the one who gives you blessings

As easy as a pie slice

You’ll flock to me anyway because I’m “nice”

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I can buy your place in Heaven baby!

Just an indulgence or two maybe!

I can buy your place in Heaven baby!

A pretty penny for some punch maybe!

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Please, can I get a Hallelujah?

Please, can I get an Amen?

I’mma praise it again and again!

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Well, I won’t stop playin’ the music

I won’t stop twistin’ the vice

Though my worship is trite

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The path of the wide and narrow

The only door to light

I guarantee can make your wallet very tight!

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I can buy your place in Heaven baby!

Just an indulgence or two maybe!

I can buy your place in Heaven baby!

A pretty penny for some punch maybe!

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Well, give me a Hallelujah!

Give me an Amen!

Pay me to praise it again and again!

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Well, I’m tired of playing the music

I’m tired of twistin’ the vice

And I don’t know about y’all,

But I wanna go home tonite!

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Now, I know you’re on a budget

But I know your wallets fat

When you give money, do it in the name of

Revered Arthur P. Soul Daddy Dingbatte

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I can buy your place in Hel…Whoops! I mean Heaven baby!

Just an indulgence or two maybe!

I can buy your place in Heaven baby!

A pretty penny for some punch maybe!

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Reverend Arthur P. Soul Daddy Dingbatte - or The Modern Indulgence
Poetry
Last updated: Jul 11, 2023
Total word count: 345
Total reading time: 2 Minutes
comedy humor religion satire
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