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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。23Please respect copyright.PENANAQXaaVSn7YS
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??23Please respect copyright.PENANAry0kprzEeq
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?23Please respect copyright.PENANAk1fNbU0bZq
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。23Please respect copyright.PENANAsa58UyXSQI
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAuLsOda1vFr
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。23Please respect copyright.PENANAOleTgqPZQR
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)23Please respect copyright.PENANANjJ0019XUf
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。23Please respect copyright.PENANAwAXWHTCleY
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了23Please respect copyright.PENANAPUkizuX156
我:喔我有看到阿。23Please respect copyright.PENANA6lxBazLMvE
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANAwwtlTifIzE
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了23Please respect copyright.PENANAZHIvWnymte
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANAy8Rhm3zsmo
我:為甚麼要趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANA7DWWAD5d12
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?23Please respect copyright.PENANAy35Rbinu7g
(鬼打牆許久)23Please respect copyright.PENANAmcRa1xEpV3
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANAfNiE3mph16
我:?23Please respect copyright.PENANAQaXASQcR4R
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)23Please respect copyright.PENANAYTLiDKVzxh
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?23Please respect copyright.PENANAYvUy0paD3q
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。23Please respect copyright.PENANA93NY7xlmNH
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。23Please respect copyright.PENANAuHH8oFa4L1
我:嗚,我不想上課23Please respect copyright.PENANAjMa7h0GiP0
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭23Please respect copyright.PENANAsn1ZVJQf6y
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)23Please respect copyright.PENANATr7YrkjxQ4
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。23Please respect copyright.PENANAXQPv8lXXsc
我:超好笑,我也是噢23Please respect copyright.PENANAKMOUA7vb8v
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課23Please respect copyright.PENANA0giDLRv0j4
然後她就跑了,笨23Please respect copyright.PENANAq0ro43mwa3
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。23Please respect copyright.PENANASTqwoYQLcB
我:那我能去看嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANA1HE9Acz1GP
蛋塔:不行23Please respect copyright.PENANAqGV7oeg8QI
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)23Please respect copyright.PENANAeC9RclLw0y
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。23Please respect copyright.PENANAJYEZccfPf0
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。23Please respect copyright.PENANAUyhkgPCmfc
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。23Please respect copyright.PENANA0U7Nu8ArCR
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)23Please respect copyright.PENANAuGms7EyVOQ
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。23Please respect copyright.PENANARd5ELIUzsR
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。23Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2yrXH21QD
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。23Please respect copyright.PENANAR9uBBBrg9E
對不起我就暈。23Please respect copyright.PENANArQAK3Bdyu7
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。23Please respect copyright.PENANAOuvfeANBF0
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)23Please respect copyright.PENANAZblUwkmabj
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。23Please respect copyright.PENANAkOOKrwrFrV
蛋塔:妳好吵w23Please respect copyright.PENANAc6rRS7dwio
我:我很抱歉(23Please respect copyright.PENANA4k6yheTyHc
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。23Please respect copyright.PENANAlzBYOihU2L
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww23Please respect copyright.PENANAxjB4XjX6Nf
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?23Please respect copyright.PENANA7cr2P4cdJm
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)23Please respect copyright.PENANAHxAc0ftkJX
她:玻璃吧。23Please respect copyright.PENANANE7PfFwNek
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。23Please respect copyright.PENANAnb5NABoj5c
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。23Please respect copyright.PENANAJxxRwU3FDi
她:就是。23Please respect copyright.PENANAAxKPqlpTDq
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?23Please respect copyright.PENANAcUyqpURnSR
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。23Please respect copyright.PENANAXpW7gvQqfv
我:(掏瓜23Please respect copyright.PENANAtLIuMyHUPL
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧23Please respect copyright.PENANAvqwPslg4H8
我:(期待23Please respect copyright.PENANAyig0NEAsDl
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ23Please respect copyright.PENANAv4R1h7QzBQ
然後她講了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAmOUU6NSAh4
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。23Please respect copyright.PENANA34Tf8zaeXN
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。23Please respect copyright.PENANAMACkGEeVOF
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。23Please respect copyright.PENANAlfOkhUOrJ0
我整個,好好奇噢。23Please respect copyright.PENANA7Va5mFhqWD
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。23Please respect copyright.PENANA0TLnw1OAZg
她:確實wwwwwwww23Please respect copyright.PENANAvC9C30O38h
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!23Please respect copyright.PENANANJkJ2NABt4
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要23Please respect copyright.PENANAV0dxSN1CQL
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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