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我早上問了蛋塔我要不要剪短頭髮,她看著我打量了一會,非常詳盡地問了我要剪什麼樣的東西,是像那個誰,還是像哪個誰,多短來著之類的。22Please respect copyright.PENANANNhCok9Ha3
我:就、就短髮?反正長很快??22Please respect copyright.PENANAsYWbX9HVmW
蛋塔:?妳男的嗎?反正長很快?22Please respect copyright.PENANAp5Sad8yikS
後來她說這決定太重大了請我自己好好想想,然後後來我忘了甚麼時候她又說你就剪阿。22Please respect copyright.PENANAko0ffIFxSD
就就就要去選修,然後因為不喜歡那個老師,所以一點也不想去。那個老師的表達力真的震驚我爹娘的差,虧她成大中文系還是輔英教授,真的,零分,文字表達力也零分,出了八本書長這樣也是醉了。22Please respect copyright.PENANA43u0sl6QUL
然後我去廁所完要回我座位收東西,就發現我的座位被一群同學佔據了(沒有討厭的意思)。22Please respect copyright.PENANAvvZX5XQwb8
但是佔據我位子的那些男的女的我一點也不熟,但我知道都是好人(對)22Please respect copyright.PENANA70yemjeOcW
反正我就跑去蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱。22Please respect copyright.PENANACTzfveOL2u
然後夏爾加突然走過來:ㄟ你位子被占走了22Please respect copyright.PENANA43LQMdkW6R
我:喔我有看到阿。22Please respect copyright.PENANA8zO1jQBb5m
夏爾加:你不趕走嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANAoG9F7JXWli
我:沒必要吧,等一下就走了22Please respect copyright.PENANAr0yphf5CSh
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?22Please respect copyright.PENANAaVZjvW6tr4
我:為甚麼要趕走?22Please respect copyright.PENANAlBaJJmgxz3
夏爾加:為甚麼不趕走?22Please respect copyright.PENANAFZVre6T7X8
(鬼打牆許久)22Please respect copyright.PENANAIDlhgjE6Ba
夏爾加:你不覺得有人坐在你座位上很噁心嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANA56RezFfF5I
我:?22Please respect copyright.PENANAyYgtq0fpAu
(其實我下一句本來想接我有酒精我等等想噴,結果蛋塔開口了)22Please respect copyright.PENANAtJNvkJE7pb
蹲在旁邊收東西的蛋塔:?我聽得到喔,不太對吧?22Please respect copyright.PENANAvBTRmQvIwd
然後夏爾加就跑去上課了。22Please respect copyright.PENANAHYdZQegRP6
然後我就繼續在蛋塔旁邊蹭蹭抱抱,因為我位子上還有人。22Please respect copyright.PENANA45jsnV3Lj8
我:嗚,我不想上課22Please respect copyright.PENANAUTUHuAQ5cd
蛋塔:不行,你要(摸頭22Please respect copyright.PENANAE4mMrAx34l
然後我座位沒人了我就回去收東西,抬頭她就在我前面等我要一起走,好爽(X)22Please respect copyright.PENANAhdpONhcF2g
然後到了要分別的路口,她就停下來了:不行我好不想去上課。22Please respect copyright.PENANAPnFe9w0lAv
我:超好笑,我也是噢22Please respect copyright.PENANATgGgh5G0Oo
然後她好就碎念了甚麼我沒聽清,然後:噢不行啦我要去上課22Please respect copyright.PENANAgQXhm8ROj3
然後她就跑了,笨22Please respect copyright.PENANA6oHj7Itau8
後來中午她就把我堵在門口(X),跟我說她把作文放在桌上現在很多人在看她作文。22Please respect copyright.PENANAC6Zw6ot8yg
我:那我能去看嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANAFPezGfc4B7
蛋塔:不行22Please respect copyright.PENANAK0NtKbfkDx
後來要睡覺的時候她桌上放了本漫畫我就拿起來偷看惹(光明正大)22Please respect copyright.PENANAnCWEvBykpQ
看到要睡覺,鐘打了,她就摸摸我頭說該回去睡了吧。22Please respect copyright.PENANAQfOtg0teow
嘶摸頭頻率高到快樂。22Please respect copyright.PENANAhybEi6frhU
然後體育課輪到她那組打躲避球,然後我就自告奮勇地去當了裁判。22Please respect copyright.PENANA5C0jaDFumD
我說的時候那個同學的表情變成(⊙o⊙),然後喔喔喔,好啊你當。那同學雖然跟我不熟,但我上學期打排球也是這樣說我要當裁判(然後打球都:我站在那裏看你們就好)(同一個組別)22Please respect copyright.PENANAFzxgsSGDNp
然後中間有一段蛋塔被集火了十多球,她都沒有被打到,然後還接到球,碰一下,反殺了對面,好帥。22Please respect copyright.PENANA2B00Xm0V88
然後走回教室的時候又在拉她手。22Please respect copyright.PENANAepslwaZtrC
暈船狗汪汪汪,然後後來要上歷史課的時候我也這樣,A了她漫畫看然後不想回去,然後又被摸頭。22Please respect copyright.PENANAWdZqrDKgOl
對不起我就暈。22Please respect copyright.PENANAAniBON5bRo
今天依舊沒跟她說掰掰。22Please respect copyright.PENANAw8HNPAIaYS
然後晚上我很無聊(其實也沒有),反正在跟別人講有點正經的事情,然後一邊聽一邊改了她暱稱,因為好玩(我以為不會跳通知)22Please respect copyright.PENANAaQbyNHwXoZ
結果過了十分多鐘,她傳了一頁通知給我,都我改的。22Please respect copyright.PENANAKl6vCeZ90y
蛋塔:妳好吵w22Please respect copyright.PENANAW2ppWTdrsr
我:我很抱歉(22Please respect copyright.PENANA5gG03UFQnr
然後我們就開始聊天惹,然後我就問說我cp戒指該用甚麼款式。22Please respect copyright.PENANAXpmCtTgLQk
她:必須是對方眼睛顏色的寶石wwwwwwww22Please respect copyright.PENANAY5Qjm5s7Gs
噢,然後我又問了妳會把喜歡比喻成甚麼具體的東西嗎?22Please respect copyright.PENANAFHlATARHYI
(其實我本來只是想讓她隨便回答個名詞就好,反正有了名詞掰原因就簡簡單單。)22Please respect copyright.PENANAWRJfrpS7PL
她:玻璃吧。22Please respect copyright.PENANAoINiunVzwt
然後非常詳盡地跟我解釋了玻璃的由來。22Please respect copyright.PENANAbfB1VgR7H6
我:感覺很適用曖昧關係。22Please respect copyright.PENANAuHAJP7kLEz
她:就是。22Please respect copyright.PENANA29uJZZh8Qt
我:等等等等等,我問個突然又偏題的問題,妳曖昧過?22Please respect copyright.PENANA7RDsrohRVP
蛋塔:確實偏題又突然,但是有。22Please respect copyright.PENANAfZz2ofuR0d
我:(掏瓜22Please respect copyright.PENANAIXTtLvelWg
蛋塔:不可能想吃瓜吧22Please respect copyright.PENANA3mYhJmqWwo
我:(期待22Please respect copyright.PENANAYeWiTcTdT8
蛋塔:我懶得講ㄏㄏ22Please respect copyright.PENANAlgPQZkZpU6
然後她講了。22Please respect copyright.PENANAulY20pWlQY
反正反正,她上一個曖昧對象不復存在的原因是線上太不會聊天了。22Please respect copyright.PENANAyi7mrIZdsM
我總感覺脖子涼涼的(X),沒,我是說太好笑惹。22Please respect copyright.PENANArv105PHfd8
然後她講完故事後(大概講了一個小時?),她突然消失了十分鐘,然後跟我說,她剛去滑了一下聊天紀錄,好尷尬好笨。22Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5rK8zCA53
我整個,好好奇噢。22Please respect copyright.PENANAohy9uyLyHi
後來我就跟他說我今天搭錯公車走回家然後沒帶鑰匙更蠢。22Please respect copyright.PENANAC3JgA14dfS
她:確實wwwwwwww22Please respect copyright.PENANAleGDWCuA0j
我:?不該先反駁嗎??妳倒是反駁阿!22Please respect copyright.PENANAsCm5nCstbz
她:wwwwwwwwww不要,我不要22Please respect copyright.PENANA42JCwaiD3Y
哭哭噢,我跟她從二十七號聊到二十八號,真好。
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