24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ip6HBag87
今天早上，蛋塔來學校惹。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG91eMY2mwd
她就在弄紀錄簿，然後拿著她的紅色紀錄簿走過來，我就自覺地將桌子清給她寫。（我就喜歡被侵門踏戶（都加一教我的24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSnMkFEbvv
蛋塔：昨天那個阿，我傳的那個。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i1jwSVkxa
（她在說為甚麼ＢＬ會喊受老婆，ＧＬ很少見喊攻老公）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnfX13WeRP
我：ㄟ其實有ㄟ，現實，但小說確實不常見。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstuX97EOG7
蛋塔：所以真的有人喊喔？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEvk15xgCp
我：有喔24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuvEt0zBM0
蛋塔：ㄟ可是，你不覺得，感覺怪怪的嗎？這樣喊24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAwmmRhydu
我：我是覺得小說裡看到沒有很喜歡啦24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb3kzsEuKI
蛋塔：我也是24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxSuon4hi8
我：有的時候會給我一種在他們快樂的關係中硬分男女的感覺24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKyKR0QvzJ
蛋塔：真的！ㄟ不過我最近看到一種稱呼「小先生」，嗯！嗯！（摀著臉傻笑24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpmhWdbwTt
我：那確實挺不錯的ㄟ，我之前也看到一種「小姑娘」，整個就，嗯！嗯！（學她24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83SMJPOYiJ
蛋塔：喔喔喔喔喔喔等等這稱呼，嗯！！！（摀著臉轉圈圈24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OJIvfv1Cv
她看起來很笨，笑鼠24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBzCCFVZJE
我：那一整個就很寵嗚嗚嗚24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbmhSLX6SG
我：ㄟ你說，我昨天剛發誓我學測前絕對不寫死人了，可是我想到一個老梗，要不要寫。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuOfg9wja3
蛋塔：甚麼梗？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7SM6j9HCS
我：那甚麼，Ａ死了，Ａ穿到貓貓身上，用貓貓的視角看著Ｂ，Ｂ是她的對象。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlB7R8jgRV
蛋塔：？？你會下地獄？？刀圈的刀都你發的對不對？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ei1oEACyQ
我：？哪有，我那麼溫柔善良乖巧24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2yFd4fGda
蛋塔：你會下地獄啦！
後來某節下課，我跟蛋塔猜拳，蛋塔贏了，我說那ｂｅ好了。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx7WqoNgcJ
蛋塔：？？甚麼鬼24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgjkwRPtp6
我：我決定好了24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJpPuJvREO
蛋塔：你剛是用我們的猜拳決定甚麼？？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO9j6PBp5C
我：我文要不要ｂｅ24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMroj2yte4
蛋塔：我代表甚麼24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ERfHrOAp8
我：ｂｅ24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cS2m1QgFU
蛋塔：你會下地獄的24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseiAo8a4fZ
我：你是共犯24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRokdhyO1Ex
蛋塔：（無言到失語，手瘋狂筆畫，但說不出話。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakKlxPoJ3z
我：共犯掰掰24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFMjmfIpyZ
我目送著她一路走回位子上，很想說些甚麼24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9ExCbW1od
然後後來她說我該積點陰德，沒有，沒有。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJbVxvyKKk
下午我就起床了，是我自己起床的（我沒睡）！平常的星期三都是蛋塔喊的！24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiC89DHhHtl
然後在我可能沒睡著但看起來還是矇逼的樣子，蛋塔就走過來，拿她的紅色紀錄簿，輕輕戳了我兩下手背。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg43qxrXuuT
我莫名從這動作品出了一點，溫柔。（好我知道我是腦補王）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0CWOFn90H
蛋塔說了一句甚麼，好像是要上課了吧。我直接嗚嗚嗚暈死在原地。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywJVQeFaPI
反正後來，我就在掃地回來的路上跟她，挽著手（主要是我走太慢對不起）。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjnKE7TWEW
然後突然有一個朋友看到（我跟她沒有很熟，她跟蛋塔很熟）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUzt1V7IKO
她：你們居然牽手？！24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN81uJjZcVz
蛋塔：（沉默）……主要是她走很慢24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCRJ5zi22D
我：咩24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Gan9Xu1rR
她：我也走很慢好不好（挽蛋塔另一隻手）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcCFSdJgBm
我就靜靜地看著她，一點也不慢好不好嗚嗚嗚24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqesW3KoDB
蛋塔：你最好走很慢。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy8tPCtDlB
反正後來後來又一節下課。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG65Vc8a1uu
蛋塔和一個男生（上次那個牽她手手的）都聚集在我那聊天。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgggTnRZNZ
我本來是在跟蛋塔說話而已，男的自己走過來。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5puCyYuCC7
在那之前我還抱著蛋塔（我坐著她站著（我可能抱的是肚子（她終於沒再說看起來很尷尬惹（她可能習慣被我傷害惹（Ｘ24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdQO4nUNc5
蛋塔還有摸摸我頭！因為她一說下一節課是英文我就，額阿，抱上去。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0G45HYdb4
隨便啦，爽，那個男生要是沒有走過來會更好。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOay7PAXax6
那個男生說你們都在說甚麼？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBM7Gzk2rb
反正就突然開啟了大麻之路（好像是先開啟男的才走過來）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjICmHnexdY
兩個人就突然專業地討論起了大麻的使用發法（從蛋塔說大麻披薩開始）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmQWogz8Ea
我：？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZULvSF2iyZ
反正他倆講的越深，我臉上的問號更多，這時候兩人還試圖把自己跟我劃在一類，然後把另一個人排擠（跟良好公民組隊的就是良好公民）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdRTswYLyQ
兩個人突然很有默契的看我一眼。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pkA0LfsGP
蛋塔：是不是不該帶壞良好公民啊？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UaFVHGnw6
男：好像是。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSAYmscXX4
我：？？？？24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfamvNes1C4
蛋塔：可是他好像也知道很多了，不過至少他在這塊還是良好公民（用一種看羊的眼神看我24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdp5fCOY7a
我：？可能是妳教的24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P38m7vlzg
蛋塔：（微妙停頓）24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4i6QXt7yH
男：妳都教了她甚麼？！24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUrx7zfkbF
蛋塔：（心虛24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd35cRbjVm3
我：可能，神奇寶貝24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9F899hvwW
蛋塔：那、那甚麼，我……24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwHhCSPvuZ
我：（比出食指和大拇指）這是我所知的不該知道的東西的量，（縮減一半）這是蛋塔教我的量。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl7Fqy75u9
男：（倒抽一口氣）蛋塔！妳都教了她甚麼！太壞了！24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSssInGf1b0
蛋塔：那、那個，我可以解釋。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrjYez3FvP
我：哇，好壞噢，請對我負責（被她略過了24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NqoJa94ps
蛋塔：那甚麼，我只是傳了一點圖片和文字24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7867pBVdKI
接下來就是試圖說明水伊布惹24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhmYrQvMdY
今天好暈。24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTAz0zFZfl
24Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m61PpEZv0
然後按「加至主畫面」