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美好的一天從段考說早安開始。49Please respect copyright.PENANAhvKlMI0SFb
一早我就:ㄟ公民要考哪?49Please respect copyright.PENANApTfYo7Z3Xb
蛋塔:我以為我們半小時後就要考公民了,不可能現在才問吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANA5aH8tRBj5G
我:咩49Please respect copyright.PENANAIn8N96F7Fs
於是就蹲在蛋塔旁邊看,蛋塔就突然抬頭跟我說甚麼該背,還有順便教了我一下。49Please respect copyright.PENANAHhbLrTpOBg
一時間感動得要死,我的段考超人。49Please respect copyright.PENANAqWRyWAd340
開始考公民前兩分鐘,有人的桌子冒出了蟑螂,蛋塔就她媽的超級英勇地上去徒手打蟑螂,在一片驚呼和不可思議中,笑得像犯花癡的我特別突兀,雖然沒人發現就是。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2e8iEvQfYS
結果她媽的她說的教的都考了,真的扯爛ㄟㄟㄟ,完全是段考超人,然後我公民寫完剩三十分鐘直接斷電開睡,手麻了(49Please respect copyright.PENANAQXMbBNY2cU
我們段考日有一節一小時多的下課,我就發現我某本書還沒還。49Please respect copyright.PENANAIG4BmHrSyb
我:妳要去圖書館嗎?49Please respect copyright.PENANA9nmdKQBdVR
蛋塔:也是可以耶,那我要帶書去讀。49Please respect copyright.PENANARo8qXX0pIL
然後我就破天荒地拿著數學講義去圖書館讀書了,我真的有寫題目那種,太不可思議了。49Please respect copyright.PENANAt7LWrUmgwf
蛋塔就在看音樂,因為下一節要考,我就寫數學,寫一半時。49Please respect copyright.PENANAl6oseRJ7KT
蛋塔:ㄟ妳知道那個音樂巴巴巴……49Please respect copyright.PENANAQjQQ7MHuze
(抱歉我真的忘記了她在公三小)49Please respect copyright.PENANACuYssBr4On
我:……不知道49Please respect copyright.PENANAJIuM72riEJ
蛋塔:就那個咻咻咻的巴巴巴49Please respect copyright.PENANA9rCyas0ggC
然後就莫名變成蛋塔抽問我音樂,最扯的是後來,她抽問的每一題都有考,我整個,她媽的段考超人跟我結婚啊啊阿!49Please respect copyright.PENANATK8lIEZOoD
後來段考超人就在中午被我A了外套睡覺。49Please respect copyright.PENANA5ydOaUH6aA
我:借我外套睡覺好不好?49Please respect copyright.PENANApYzgAMuRdL
蛋塔就給我了。笑死,因為轟隆隆拿去洗的關係,我睡覺都頗艱難(?)49Please respect copyright.PENANAifx4IF2IgY
後來就考數學前,蛋塔就非常認真地教我數學。基本上可以看出她是靠教人和抽考別人這種方法鞏固記憶(?),非常好,那這樣以後要考試前就往她旁邊一靠。49Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZoPgwvJSC
一放學,她媽的大家就聚集在我座位那裏對答案,滾啊!我不想聽我不想聽,別這樣對我!49Please respect copyright.PENANAT3qzNIv4E6
今天總結,有早安有掰掰。49Please respect copyright.PENANAZlQV6Jqi1l
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