我這個毒撚，每年生日，除了10歲前，會在家母引線下，和一些年紀相若的表兄弟在M記渡過外(真的只有表兄弟，表姐妹也沒有，嚴格來說不是沒有，只是家母和她們父母的關係問題，極少見面，我是何等沒女人緣，又一巨大鐵證)，10歲後的日子，每年也只會在家中靜靜地和家人渡過，基本上從來沒人知曉，知的也沒反應。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhYy5ge1lj
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直到邂逅天娜。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJVZjofEdM
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然而，又是冥冥之中天命，有朋友記得生日，又如何？幾乎每一年，也被她氣死。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvKMKJTweR
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邂逅數個月，我這個除家人外，從來沒人在意沒人知悉生日的毒撚，第一次接到一個「生日快樂」來電，她有提出過共進晚餐，但我覺得她有記起已感意外，我已很感激，而且當時和她尚未太熟落(毒撚就是慢熱)，推卻了。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnzPCd3tnA
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這時，我已受過慧琳和肥妹的傷害，把她推了上神檯。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFOVFvoIQa
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她約我晚上到葵涌廣場某食店(好像是「小雨天」)，平日例遲半小時的她，這次竟然早到半小時，她一到步，已立即奪命追魂Call。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwhxoAmVUM
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到了約定時間，她分秒不差地再打電話來催，當時我要約15分鐘後才到，她立即大發雷霆：「你要準時丫嘛！！！我地買左蛋糕畀你，你再唔黎溶晒喇！而家唯有叫個朋友幫我拎去雪著先....Bi Li Ba La....」336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuixqEZQhq
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嘩，你使唔使咁？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx2XE5oQSq
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我到步後，她第一句不是「生日快樂」，而係「遲左三個字」(事實上係12分鐘)。我心想，以往的約會中，我每次準時，你就幾乎例遲半小時，我從沒批評半句。現在你忽然準時，我遲了12分鐘，還要是我生日，你就這個態度對我？難道這些就是典型港式男女關係，處處嚴男寬女，女遲半粒鐘是準時，男遲半分鐘是彌天大罪？336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkzK4Hl3Jl
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話說回來，當時還有她的一名「男仔Friend」(下稱：兵)和怪獸，我到步時，她已指使了那隻兵把蛋糕帶到葵芳Neway(已摺)雪藏。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobphMxc6Ce
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在葵廣吃過簡單晚餐後，一行4人就到葵芳Neway。唱K一會後，她給那隻兵打眼色，示意那隻兵Order服務員上蛋糕，我心想「知有蛋糕啦！仲扮乜神秘」。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG1xGTLYH0
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就這樣，當天剛剛而立之年、進身「魔法師」的我，終於收到第一個朋友送出的生日蛋糕，上面還有名牌「XX生日快樂」，也是天娜送給我的生日蛋糕中，唯一一個有名牌的。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt58MMgsBk
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這時，她已開始對我疏遠。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkM8QRXgpKm
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她辭了診所的工作，當天不用上兼職，我也請了假。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD2ZydJQY1
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她相約我下午到深水埗某茶餐廳，我點了個 $2x的下午茶餐，我倆在此坐了一個下午。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCcokiiYHE
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結賬時，本來打算AA，她說「你生日我請啦」，但又說無零錢，要我出$2。真係啤~~~336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n5ShQ5R6b
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還未步出茶餐廳，她就接到來電，談了數句後，就提出這晚她和我，還有剛來電的那「男仔Friend」(不是2008年那個，是另一個，不過下稱也是「兵」)，3人一起唱K。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhIfpVhJDU
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跟著：「請左你食飯喇，陣間唱 K各自畀喇」(生日唱K，須有若干人數才有壽星免人頭費，3人不達標)。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7l2ZhGP1r
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嘩，$2x茶餐廳下午茶的生日飯，還要我出$2，跟著立即急急關大閘，真係「唔知點講」，再啤~~~336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCuv5rVqpK
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又回到了一年前的老地方：葵芳Neway，路過新都會廣場某西餅店，她又借故支開我，我當然知甚麼事。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewbsgcitmC
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到了 K房，一打開個蛋糕，嘩，與其說是蛋糕，不如說是一件稍大的西餅。還要是她最愛，我最怕的芒果。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35ofgKxB3c
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結賬時，那隻兵主動付雙份，當然不是付我那份，但天娜罕有地拒絕了，原因不明。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkdaEzbod4
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之後，天娜對我進一步疏遠，然後失蹤。這兩隻兵，之後我再沒見過，即使天娜再現後，亦不見她再帶出來。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasF6Oyv8P4
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據了解，這兩隻兵，也是公屋仔，分別石圍角邨和石籬邨，所以無怪乎只能做「男仔Friend」，不能升正印男友。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuUdnxipNK
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失蹤，電話也沒有。 當時我深信，她已在我的生命中消失。336Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8SMbVxaWr
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