No Plagiarism!mqf7up0PioNAFR9lmQpQposted on PENANA 「大人,臣知道。」原第一狗腿子,但現在已經落到排名第二的二哈趕緊出列,「今日入住的不是一家,是一人,一個胖子,很宅很宅的那種。」8964 copyright protection155PENANA7cj0FS3sMg 維尼
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聽到是個肥宅男,其他的狗腿子就沒興趣了。宅男已經很難得出來走動,更何況還是個肥的,怕是走進樓後,下次再看到他就是在告別式上看照片了。8964 copyright protection155PENANAAMYLqq2QTl 維尼
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也不知道到時候照片上是會放他的胖子照,或是還沒變肥之前的樣子。8964 copyright protection155PENANAmHYkxuVx7m 維尼
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要不現在來試試?8964 copyright protection155PENANAJTWHK93uzj 維尼
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「哦,宅男嗎?」四腳朝天正在躺著曬太陽的領主班大人說道。「不過才剛搬來,你是怎麼知道他很宅的?」8964 copyright protection155PENANA7b323PqC0S 維尼
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「大膽,罪臣二哈,膽敢在大人面前口出妄言,該當何罪!?」內侍貓立即打蛇隨棍上,怒斥二哈。8964 copyright protection155PENANAOjMAhyUJs9 維尼
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他與二哈身為政敵已許多年,兩人在朝上針鋒相對也非新鮮事,其餘狗腿子見此狀況也只是靜默不語,不敢出言。8964 copyright protection155PENANAvSkjC7UfNw 維尼
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不過這也是身為領主的領主班大人故意為之,於朝中豎立相互敵對的勢力,互相牽制,無法一方獨大,這便是帝王心術呀,哈哈哈。8964 copyright protection155PENANAyODDRGcIyt 維尼
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都是許薇薇在小說裏看的。8964 copyright protection155PENANAGP8sdAMmiO 維尼
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話說獨大又怎麼了,他領主班大人一口吞了就行,要不是他當時來到這個星球的目的便是實踐帝王心術,也不會這麼麻煩搞什麼平衡這種無聊的東西。8964 copyright protection155PENANAn4d02VomNi 維尼
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「請大人明察呀。」二哈眼珠子轉了轉,口中大呼冤枉,「這是因為那宅男雖是一人,但家中還是養了寵物,臣是從那寵物的口中得知內情的呀。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAfpUJCHvd2P 維尼
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「哦,還養了寵物,宅男養寵物,不怕被餓死嗎?」領主班大人感興趣的說。8964 copyright protection155PENANAD6aA5kv6rE 維尼
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「啟秉大人,謹憑輔政大臣一面之詞,難以證實確有此事,是否應當傳那寵物上朝,詢問一二。」內侍貓又怎麼能讓二哈獨美於前。8964 copyright protection155PENANA2zMg2zRRwP 維尼
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這二哈若將宅男的寵物把控在手中,那麼宅男的訊息便被二哈牢牢控制住,這樣領主班大人如果想要知道這新住戶的最新動態時,他內侍貓竟然不知道,那麼便是大大的失職了。8964 copyright protection155PENANAkKzwdjqtNd 維尼
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更糟糕的是,若讓二哈在那個時候回報了宅男的近況,那麼領主班大人會怎麼想,他這個內侍貓完全沒有用處呀,還留著做什麼。8964 copyright protection155PENANAiTj9IVGZQA 維尼
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看來還是得學學爹爹、爺爺與曾爺爺,恢復東廠與錦衣衛的編制,才能洞察天下動靜,將朝政牢牢把控在手中呀!8964 copyright protection155PENANAuzcjozmRRW 維尼
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奈何經過幾次黨錮之亂,閹宦之爭後,與朝中大臣的互退一步,相互妥協的結果,這東廠與錦衣衛都已經裁撤,現在要再起不說難,得說很難呀!8964 copyright protection155PENANAH612eH8jhF 維尼
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這該如何是好……8964 copyright protection155PENANA6cZpx6wZ4n 維尼
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有了,既然東廠與錦衣衛無法再起,那麼他便另起爐灶,成立西廠,而他便身兼西廠廠公之位,將來權傾天下也指日可待呀,哈哈哈。8964 copyright protection155PENANAv0SyDc5yO3 維尼
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而且領地中,因為人類的雞婆,與他一樣動了那一刀的貓貓狗狗,那數量可是相當驚人。8964 copyright protection155PENANAMIXBi3GiRX 維尼
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他們都是他內侍貓天生的盟友,只要略施小惠,這些備受旁狗旁貓鄙夷眼神的閹狗閹貓,必定會為他效生效死,哈哈哈。你個二哈,你個想要上位的雪納瑞,全都得出局。8964 copyright protection155PENANAGMSnLnuqqS 維尼
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在內侍貓狠厲的神眼中,二哈老神在在地說,「啟秉大人,臣已將宅男寵物召至殿外,隨時聽候大人的傳喚。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAXrc3WEL7qq 維尼
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「哦,是嗎?」領主班大人來了興趣,他四腳一撐,便從仰躺改成了側躺,說道,「傳上來,朕瞧瞧宅男養的寵物是什麼樣。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAqojRZy7leH 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」內侍貓拂塵一甩,尖聲唱道。8964 copyright protection155PENANAhwwqfbeqsw 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAnmhCr22HAB 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAXTUgVUnaH2 維尼
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不一會兒,便有隻動物從殿外向這兒走來,而眾人見到這隻寵物盡皆駭然。8964 copyright protection155PENANAGoSmu8bR2l 維尼
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「怎麼會是這種寵物!?」8964 copyright protection155PENANApHEMm4Fbni 維尼
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「天呀!這是怎麼了,宅男就是養這種寵物的嗎?」8964 copyright protection155PENANATyvzh1hQr3 維尼
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「確定是這一隻嗎?」8964 copyright protection155PENANAva074QI0vW 維尼
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「他沒走錯地方嗎?」8964 copyright protection155PENANAAjmuUw3f9J 維尼
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「可能是精神有問題,連方向都搞不清楚呀。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAbNNKUmiKCZ 維尼
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只見這寵物已走至殿中,停下腳步。他一抬頭,連領主班大人都驚喊了聲,「你……廚房的方向在那裏,你走錯了。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAvANUwggbB7 維尼
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原來這站在殿中的竟是一頭豬!?8964 copyright protection155PENANAAkyro5qiWX 維尼
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因為是肥宅男,所以就養了一頭豬,這作者君是腦袋倥固里了是吧。8964 copyright protection155PENANAQXFpr4ZNC1 維尼
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我還吃腦補腦,吃心補心咧!8964 copyright protection155PENANA41G6vjkW86 維尼
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怎麼會有這種白痴劇情,恐怕就連小班班的本體到這兒來,都會被這作者君的白痴劇情給嚇得SAN值下降1000點了。8964 copyright protection155PENANAcDiozDw0Xr 維尼
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「扣扣,扣扣……」宅男的寵物豬對著領主班大人屈膝跪下,口中叫個不停。8964 copyright protection155PENANApWHx4DJAFn 維尼
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此時二哈立即向前,說道,「啟秉大人,這隻宅男寵物是說”感謝大人的召喚,他將對大人忠心不二,誓死追隨”。」8964 copyright protection155PENANANfAkMrFdE0 維尼
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「嗯。」領主班大人畢竟身份高貴無比,經過短暫SAN值的衝擊後,立即便恢復了神情,以帝王高遠的眼光看著底下的宅男寵物豬點了點頭。8964 copyright protection155PENANAEx5XSrhoq1 維尼
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接著領主班大人又說,「朕看他明明是一隻豬,卻腹部平坦,臉頰凹陷,這是養在宅男的身邊,都沒有正常吃飯是嗎?」8964 copyright protection155PENANAhagwBbAGjs 維尼
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「扣扣,扣扣……」宅男的寵物豬又再喚了幾聲。8964 copyright protection155PENANALkWXFD8NCm 維尼
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二哈再度說,「啟秉大人,這隻宅男寵物豬是說”他的宅男主人,因為整天坐在電腦面前,所以雙腿有些退化,行動不太方便,這些年都是他在服侍宅男主人。159Please respect copyright.PENANArezVLmHEOl
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每天早上四點就要起床去市場買菜,六點就要把早餐準備好,只是宅男主人因為早上十一點後以後才會起床,所以只能早午餐一起吃,以致他也只好一天只吃兩餐,這是餓瘦的。8964 copyright protection155PENANA8TCOFb2ULO 維尼
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但是他有強調,宅男主人並沒有虐待他,每個月都有給他家用,但是他怕宅男主人沒有工作,以後會付不出房租,所以一向省著用,都是他自願的,請大人明鑑。」8964 copyright protection155PENANAek4QNvjUBg 維尼
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而在此時,領主班大人注意到了一個重點,這有可能將會改變他們領地未來的發展,並且一飛衝天。8964 copyright protection155PENANAqVVrXSn9hX 維尼
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由於太過重要,領主班大大都已經從寶座上坐起,開始吃零食了。8964 copyright protection155PENANAiTTBJxi2bL 維尼
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吃完零食,領主班大人嚴肅地對著宅男寵物豬說,「接下來朕將要說一件非常重要的事,你們全都聽好了!」8964 copyright protection155PENANAFXHu1uwszH 維尼
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