No Plagiarism!P87bFhiYPTdh976qn9gSposted on PENANA 「大人,臣知道。」原第一狗腿子,但現在已經落到排名第二的二哈趕緊出列,「今日入住的不是一家,是一人,一個胖子,很宅很宅的那種。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAfggeHaR2s6 維尼
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聽到是個肥宅男,其他的狗腿子就沒興趣了。宅男已經很難得出來走動,更何況還是個肥的,怕是走進樓後,下次再看到他就是在告別式上看照片了。8964 copyright protection49PENANAyTqYTjIQXy 維尼
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也不知道到時候照片上是會放他的胖子照,或是還沒變肥之前的樣子。8964 copyright protection49PENANAGy9dF7xfYR 維尼
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要不現在來試試?8964 copyright protection49PENANAAUJ1cLPKC6 維尼
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「哦,宅男嗎?」四腳朝天正在躺著曬太陽的領主班大人說道。「不過才剛搬來,你是怎麼知道他很宅的?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAHnhF3NYdgq 維尼
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「大膽,罪臣二哈,膽敢在大人面前口出妄言,該當何罪!?」內侍貓立即打蛇隨棍上,怒斥二哈。8964 copyright protection49PENANAx0Xsoo8QCn 維尼
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他與二哈身為政敵已許多年,兩人在朝上針鋒相對也非新鮮事,其餘狗腿子見此狀況也只是靜默不語,不敢出言。8964 copyright protection49PENANAsC0thvOBWE 維尼
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不過這也是身為領主的領主班大人故意為之,於朝中豎立相互敵對的勢力,互相牽制,無法一方獨大,這便是帝王心術呀,哈哈哈。8964 copyright protection49PENANAD6AoLdE0FU 維尼
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都是許薇薇在小說裏看的。8964 copyright protection49PENANAo3rY1A4Ji2 維尼
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話說獨大又怎麼了,他領主班大人一口吞了就行,要不是他當時來到這個星球的目的便是實踐帝王心術,也不會這麼麻煩搞什麼平衡這種無聊的東西。8964 copyright protection49PENANAPfuzktFzEA 維尼
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「請大人明察呀。」二哈眼珠子轉了轉,口中大呼冤枉,「這是因為那宅男雖是一人,但家中還是養了寵物,臣是從那寵物的口中得知內情的呀。」8964 copyright protection49PENANArXI2w6KXCo 維尼
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「哦,還養了寵物,宅男養寵物,不怕被餓死嗎?」領主班大人感興趣的說。8964 copyright protection49PENANA38ETyXtvJw 維尼
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「啟秉大人,謹憑輔政大臣一面之詞,難以證實確有此事,是否應當傳那寵物上朝,詢問一二。」內侍貓又怎麼能讓二哈獨美於前。8964 copyright protection49PENANAf60Q5sUX6O 維尼
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這二哈若將宅男的寵物把控在手中,那麼宅男的訊息便被二哈牢牢控制住,這樣領主班大人如果想要知道這新住戶的最新動態時,他內侍貓竟然不知道,那麼便是大大的失職了。8964 copyright protection49PENANA9AUzQCXLUw 維尼
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更糟糕的是,若讓二哈在那個時候回報了宅男的近況,那麼領主班大人會怎麼想,他這個內侍貓完全沒有用處呀,還留著做什麼。8964 copyright protection49PENANAEWNVuJmBkI 維尼
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看來還是得學學爹爹、爺爺與曾爺爺,恢復東廠與錦衣衛的編制,才能洞察天下動靜,將朝政牢牢把控在手中呀!8964 copyright protection49PENANAvfZsdztAAs 維尼
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奈何經過幾次黨錮之亂,閹宦之爭後,與朝中大臣的互退一步,相互妥協的結果,這東廠與錦衣衛都已經裁撤,現在要再起不說難,得說很難呀!8964 copyright protection49PENANAoBvksojq7x 維尼
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這該如何是好……8964 copyright protection49PENANAQLYWSSowUB 維尼
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有了,既然東廠與錦衣衛無法再起,那麼他便另起爐灶,成立西廠,而他便身兼西廠廠公之位,將來權傾天下也指日可待呀,哈哈哈。8964 copyright protection49PENANANODuN7rGhD 維尼
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而且領地中,因為人類的雞婆,與他一樣動了那一刀的貓貓狗狗,那數量可是相當驚人。8964 copyright protection49PENANAnHDawI0mtr 維尼
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他們都是他內侍貓天生的盟友,只要略施小惠,這些備受旁狗旁貓鄙夷眼神的閹狗閹貓,必定會為他效生效死,哈哈哈。你個二哈,你個想要上位的雪納瑞,全都得出局。8964 copyright protection49PENANAam6EU8n2T3 維尼
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在內侍貓狠厲的神眼中,二哈老神在在地說,「啟秉大人,臣已將宅男寵物召至殿外,隨時聽候大人的傳喚。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAlndPSayofD 維尼
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「哦,是嗎?」領主班大人來了興趣,他四腳一撐,便從仰躺改成了側躺,說道,「傳上來,朕瞧瞧宅男養的寵物是什麼樣。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAhfyIry0d6V 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」內侍貓拂塵一甩,尖聲唱道。8964 copyright protection49PENANAfFa7k8u4y4 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAxEkuXN2gMF 維尼
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「宣宅男寵物上殿。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAt98Y9bfapf 維尼
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不一會兒,便有隻動物從殿外向這兒走來,而眾人見到這隻寵物盡皆駭然。8964 copyright protection49PENANAapO5RafCKe 維尼
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「怎麼會是這種寵物!?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAC5CYLeF0wY 維尼
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「天呀!這是怎麼了,宅男就是養這種寵物的嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAxhyRWqX6Ue 維尼
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「確定是這一隻嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAxCPPY6933L 維尼
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「他沒走錯地方嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAtIwr4tvXgJ 維尼
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「可能是精神有問題,連方向都搞不清楚呀。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAx1z0iKB0Cp 維尼
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只見這寵物已走至殿中,停下腳步。他一抬頭,連領主班大人都驚喊了聲,「你……廚房的方向在那裏,你走錯了。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAxc2d1Lh0nQ 維尼
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原來這站在殿中的竟是一頭豬!?8964 copyright protection49PENANADPg4jg0hle 維尼
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因為是肥宅男,所以就養了一頭豬,這作者君是腦袋倥固里了是吧。8964 copyright protection49PENANA8CCQfssWsP 維尼
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我還吃腦補腦,吃心補心咧!8964 copyright protection49PENANA3wDxdQMerR 維尼
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怎麼會有這種白痴劇情,恐怕就連小班班的本體到這兒來,都會被這作者君的白痴劇情給嚇得SAN值下降1000點了。8964 copyright protection49PENANAy9fwD9aGiG 維尼
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「扣扣,扣扣……」宅男的寵物豬對著領主班大人屈膝跪下,口中叫個不停。8964 copyright protection49PENANA4cr5kri2Fd 維尼
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此時二哈立即向前,說道,「啟秉大人,這隻宅男寵物是說”感謝大人的召喚,他將對大人忠心不二,誓死追隨”。」8964 copyright protection49PENANA110Ix8wtgY 維尼
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「嗯。」領主班大人畢竟身份高貴無比,經過短暫SAN值的衝擊後,立即便恢復了神情,以帝王高遠的眼光看著底下的宅男寵物豬點了點頭。8964 copyright protection49PENANAFk32cLvAO3 維尼
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接著領主班大人又說,「朕看他明明是一隻豬,卻腹部平坦,臉頰凹陷,這是養在宅男的身邊,都沒有正常吃飯是嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAnFhLUQkbgd 維尼
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「扣扣,扣扣……」宅男的寵物豬又再喚了幾聲。8964 copyright protection49PENANAckCMgGvkX1 維尼
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二哈再度說,「啟秉大人,這隻宅男寵物豬是說”他的宅男主人,因為整天坐在電腦面前,所以雙腿有些退化,行動不太方便,這些年都是他在服侍宅男主人。53Please respect copyright.PENANAXAMJXFJDI8
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每天早上四點就要起床去市場買菜,六點就要把早餐準備好,只是宅男主人因為早上十一點後以後才會起床,所以只能早午餐一起吃,以致他也只好一天只吃兩餐,這是餓瘦的。8964 copyright protection49PENANAoPFTRcMP2a 維尼
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但是他有強調,宅男主人並沒有虐待他,每個月都有給他家用,但是他怕宅男主人沒有工作,以後會付不出房租,所以一向省著用,都是他自願的,請大人明鑑。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAZN6uwyKaGK 維尼
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而在此時,領主班大人注意到了一個重點,這有可能將會改變他們領地未來的發展,並且一飛衝天。8964 copyright protection49PENANALWqPpHQWFy 維尼
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由於太過重要,領主班大大都已經從寶座上坐起,開始吃零食了。8964 copyright protection49PENANAPIG4vRtBBy 維尼
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吃完零食,領主班大人嚴肅地對著宅男寵物豬說,「接下來朕將要說一件非常重要的事,你們全都聽好了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAUKLrCzbqgl 維尼
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