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關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
ISSUE #63
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Dec 27, 2023
關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Dec 27, 2023
ISSUE #63
沒有在嗆啦（沒有吧？
No Plagiarism!4R2OXrQ41HxE7mTTbbk7posted on PＥNAＮＡ

  今天我們老師照例講他的心靈雞湯。

 

  他表示他幫我們買點心都不買自己的，為什麼呢？因為是用我們交的班費買的。

 

  重點來嘍，他說雖然他不要吃，但是他希望我們來問一下他要不要吃，不是要虛偽什麼的，而是要「真誠」。

 

  然後我就問他，既然我們都知道你不吃了，那我們要怎麼真誠的問？

 

  顯然這個問題非常白目，老師沒有理我，回去繼續講課了（如果我問的問題太奇怪就會這樣

 

  然後隔壁寢的同學說我嗆的很好。

 

  聲明一下，我絕對沒有在嗆老師，只是真誠的發問而已。

 

  ……隔壁同學說我這樣就是在嗆，但是她覺得大概全班都會覺得嗆得很好。

 

  就是真誠的發問啦！……好吧，但是一部分是因為我想知道他要怎麼答啦……

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