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關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
ISSUE #59
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Nov 20, 2023
關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Nov 20, 2023
ISSUE #59
絕對是親生的XD
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  前幾天呢，我晚上睡不著，閒到發慌的我決定……

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  去找我弟討論下人生。

 

  然後我突然想到我小時候的夢想是當一臺賓士車（？

 

  其實不一定要賓士，我印象中就是一臺白色的車。

 

  我弟說這樣挺好的，可以把引擎賣掉（？

 

  他說那他未來要當一臺航空母艦，載滿飛機的那種。

 

  然後他說要把上面飛機的引擎全部賣掉（？？？？

 

  事情朝著我想不到的方向飛速前進。

 

  於是到最後變成他未來要當一架幽浮，然後把引擎賣掉。

 

  不是，大哥，你是對賣掉引擎有什麼執著嗎？

 

  重點是後來我告訴我媽這件事，她回我：「喔，很好啊。」

 

  ……她表情超認真。

 

  我現在確定我家存在一種奇怪的基因遺傳了XD

 

  話說要下個禮拜要考試了……我要先消失啦～

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