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關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
ISSUE #18
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Jun 24, 2023
關於我一隻（社恐的）貓如何在學校生存這檔事
Author: 貓，貓貓
Published:
Jun 24, 2023
ISSUE #18
幼稚的對話
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  吃飯的時候，我爸嫌我弟吃太快。

  我爸：「慢慢吃，咬一百下再吞。」

  我弟：（狐疑的看了我爸一眼）「……你也沒咬一百下啊。」

  然後我爸一本正經開始胡扯：「在你沒看到的時候，我已經用超快速度咬一百下了。」

  貓貓：…………

  我爸還徵詢我的意見，我就隨便回答他說，對啊，○○○（我弟的名字），你還修煉不夠，看不到。

  我弟傻眼，然後他又以牙還牙，說自己也用光速咬一百下了，只是我們沒看到。

  ……我爸聽完直接沉默。

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