Alabamabeefbrisket kiiki Mira Panzer Rnash27 and me are included in this phrases
The link to this is:
https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Here we go:
Alabambeeefbrisket: Hey Rnash27, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Rnash27: It’s pronounced “jif”.
Alabambeeefbrisket: Huh?
Rnash27: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Alabambeeefbrisket: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Rnash27: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Alabambeeefbrisket: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Rnash27: It’s exactly the same!
Alabambeeefbrisket: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Rnash27: Gentrification.
Alabambeeefbrisket: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Rnash27: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Alabambeeefbrisket: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Alabambeeefbrisket: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Rnash27: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Alabambeeefbrisket: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Alabambeeefbrisket: You’re still wrong, though.
Rnash27: You just hate me because I’m right.
Alabambeeefbrisket: I just hate you in general.
Rnash27: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Alabambeeefbrisket: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!
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Grey: Look at the buns on that guy!
Alabambeeefbrisket: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Panzer: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Grey: I'm not going back to jail!
Kiiki: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
Grey: Okay?
Kiiki: …
Kiiki: …
Kiiki: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so
Rnash27: My head hurts.
Panzer: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Alabambeeefbrisket: Die.
Rnash27: Please don't die!
Alabambeeefbrisket: DIE!
Rnash27: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Grey, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Panzer, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Rnash27 wants Alabambeeefbrisket to accept it as their kid.
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