Making Friends - tHis iS mE, loOk oUt cUz heRe I coMe.

Hello,

I go by Mae online, i also don’t disclose my age or real name, sorry, internet safety I guess.

anyway, I read a lot, I love writing (obviously) and I am the embodiment of chaos itself. I am also the Queen at roasting people.

Example:

Mum: look how cute this is. *shows my brother something on her phone*

brother: how is that cute?

me: The same way your face is cute, it’s not.

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And here is some stories about some dumb crap I did:

my friend gave me a chilli to hold while she went to the bathroom. Of course my dumb ass ate it and I was dying. When she came back from the bathroom she saw me chugging water, proceeded to eat another chilli and ask “what’s wrong? Wait….you ate the chilli didn’t you?” I responded with “Your Asian, why dose that give you a better spice tolerance!” While literally sending my other friend to get me milk. “Your a pure breed European.” Now that is a prime joke.

Once when I was in fifth grade I started the “leaf eating club” and declared that I was a herbivore and about two other people joined me and we where stopped when we almost ate all the leafs on the tree outside my classroom.

(This next story t took place at the beginning of the school year.)

I’m alerting to grass, my face can puff up and I break out in hives. Once we where playing soccer and I yelled: I’M GONING ON ALERGY STRIKE! And rolled around in the grass, I think this was when all the teacher realised how mentally unstable I am. While my actual teacher was standing in the back like “I deal with this thing all day, it’s your turn bitch.”

I was with a friend at a sleep over and at two am we decided to make something in the microwave. (I don’t remember what it was but it was in a bowl) the bowl was really hot and I picked it up in my bare hands, not even flinching while I moved it to the table.

this Is how it went:

friend: MAE! YOUR GONNA BURN YOURSELF!

Me: hush child.

Friend: BUT HOW ARE YOUR HANDS NOT BURNING!!

Me: I’M GERMAN BITCH! I’M BUILT FOR THIS!

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Facts about me:

I have two sides, Chaos and introvert.

I am the oldest of three.

I get really anxious sometimes.

I am really bad at spelling.

I have eleven scars from stupid things I have done.

I don’t really get hurt that easily, the worst I have done is broken a bone in my toe.

I am Tall for my age.

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Bye!

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