那是在放學後的時間,我和阿壯打完球後離開球場。原本想去便利店買汽水的,但阿壯說他在減肥,我們便在路上告別了。
忘了介紹,阿壯是我的同班同學,體型圓潤,臉長得像多仔佛。現在只有他還肯跟我打球,所以我不會說他壞話。259Please respect copyright.PENANADgoma73BMQ
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我一邊走路一邊看手機,稍早前冰山學姐傳來連結,是一篇關於新型人造衛星的報導。
她在午餐時讓我看了解體少女的新章節,裡面的摺紙金屬實在太不科學,我對此提出質疑時她卻說這是真實存在的技術。259Please respect copyright.PENANArFDw92ntRX
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讀過她傳來的報導後,我只能說現實比幻想更不科學。259Please respect copyright.PENANANjjo5wuCXC
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古語有云:曹操是跑得最快的人。而我明明只是想一下而已,便看到冰山學姐出現在面前。
她在不遠處的大樹旁,我僅憑背影便認出來了。259Please respect copyright.PENANAWg4clxXy7I
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我想跟她打招呼,走過去才注意到她身邊還有一個短頭髮的女同學,是朋友嗎?259Please respect copyright.PENANAwKXWGau7SJ
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「冰山學姐,好巧啊。」259Please respect copyright.PENANABzxoXVHj9p
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兩人立刻轉過來,驚慌的表情把我嚇一跳!該不會在做不見得光的事情吧?259Please respect copyright.PENANAACFLWPpj7m
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「別出聲!過來!」冰山學姐把我拉過去,我們三人擠在樹蔭下。259Please respect copyright.PENANAfY18BitXAx
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「這是誰呀?」短髮女生虛音道。
瀏海有挑染,戴著耳釘,一副MK的打扮。
冰山學姐居然會跟這種不良來往?259Please respect copyright.PENANAQAmhydDK8Z
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「他是我的朋友。」冰山學姐說。259Please respect copyright.PENANAUmU9qy2NBZ
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我簡單的打了招呼。259Please respect copyright.PENANAc0DAZQ0h3V
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「歐陽夫歸,好的我記住你了,叫我加里吧。」259Please respect copyright.PENANALFBWCZSckY
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「加里巴?」「加里!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAXyCBxZjP2r
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她沒有太在意我的耍笨,拿起手機稍稍把半身探出樹幹外。259Please respect copyright.PENANATvYi7RGvVO
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「你在偷拍甚麼?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAcQH0iMdk9x
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「殊!靜一點!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAXA9qltquv0
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我順著鏡頭的方向望,加里在拍籃球場,準確地說是一個在外圍休息的男生。259Please respect copyright.PENANA9sFFpTrUjt
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甚麼啦?是在看美少年揮灑汗水罷了。
何必偷偷摸摸呢?你們女生有光明正大地看男生的權利。259Please respect copyright.PENANA89neKwYTcl
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「要來了,一號正在補水。」加里的語氣異常興奮。259Please respect copyright.PENANAu3COxtiyZJ
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被稱為一號的男生拿著運動水壺飲吮,沒有發覺自己被三個可疑人士監視。259Please respect copyright.PENANAcMsjeie50M
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「二號要來了!你們千萬不要眨眼!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAmuVxOSCLxw
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正如加里的現場實況,被叫做二號的男生小跑步走到一號身邊,他們五五擊掌,暢快的聊天起來。
接著,一號把自己的水壺遞上去,二號低頭咬住飲管吮了一口。
他們就像沒事發生一樣,二號喝完便轉身走掉。259Please respect copyright.PENANAmQFHPbm0LD
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「旁若無人!太尊了!嗚汪汪汪汪汪汪!」加里發出怪叫。259Please respect copyright.PENANAntN5wm4UxD
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冰山學姐的嘴巴在傻笑,臉漲紅得快要爆炸。259Please respect copyright.PENANAwhF7MDEEuZ
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???
我是誰?我在那?我在幹啥?259Please respect copyright.PENANAqxo2Glfaro
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「嗚汪汪,拍到好畫面了。」加里看著手機一副回味無窮的樣子。259Please respect copyright.PENANAglQN8OXrba
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我的眼睛在兩個腐女身上交替。
看過一幅樹熊的MEME圖嗎?我當下就是那個表情。259Please respect copyright.PENANAbqmWliRzk5
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「真是個不得了的嗜好。」我說。259Please respect copyright.PENANA70Jb5l1CpG
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「靈感—源自—生活—不得不—增長見聞。」冰山學姐明顯是心虛,應該提點她把口水擦一擦。259Please respect copyright.PENANA8roEuWT0Tl
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天啊,再繼續待下去,情況恐怕會越來越難堪。這是一個不適合直男的領域,我還是趁冰山學姐暴走之前趕快遛吧。259Please respect copyright.PENANA8eWgPfwurX
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加里搶先一步說話,「下一場差不多要開始了,你們快跟上來!」259Please respect copyright.PENANAm2L1NNBrpP
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喂,你也太理所當然了吧,「我甚麼時候加入你們的?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAPL2erL8QRm
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「剛才不是觀賞了美麗事物嗎?你已經是我們花卉鑑賞會的一員了!」259Please respect copyright.PENANACQ9J1GKP08
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「因為是薔薇,所以是花卉嗎?我不要啦!」259Please respect copyright.PENANASmXMU53gJK
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「真純情呢,這樣子可當不了大人啊。」冰山學姐很來勁的插嘴道。259Please respect copyright.PENANArwiPPL8u80
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「來來,聽我說,我們之後要去看百合!」加里說。259Please respect copyright.PENANASJshajaMKY
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你以為我是如此膚淺的人嗎!我本來想這麼大聲斥責,但實在是太香了。259Please respect copyright.PENANAWTA3nuaB4o
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我跟著她們來到附近的街道,她們倚著路邊欄杆,假裝四處看風景,實則視線保持在對面的巴士站。259Please respect copyright.PENANA44JbMmMBhu
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「巴士站龍尾,穿著我們校服的高年級女生,左邊矮的是一號,右邊高的是二號。」加里拿著手機說。259Please respect copyright.PENANAG0oZv3XgTL
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兩個女生交頭接耳,細聲說大聲笑,二人是相得甚歡的好友,但也不見得有進一步的關係。259Please respect copyright.PENANAmgKkB7qtzB
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不久,巴士停站上落客。當人龍朝前方推進時,一號女生墊起腳,親上二號女生的嘴唇。259Please respect copyright.PENANAN9AolmE8TF
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加里:「嗚汪汪汪汪汪!!」259Please respect copyright.PENANA1TlidqhKPU
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冰山學姐:「Yuri—Con—!(百合婚)」259Please respect copyright.PENANAJZ5izeCvF5
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我:「Unicorn!?(獨角獸)」259Please respect copyright.PENANAdlf0sguseE
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二號獨自上車,坐下後仍然跟窗外的一號揮手,直到巴士開走才結束。259Please respect copyright.PENANA5q7vEJQTYg
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我捏住胸膛,天啊,衝擊力比想像中的大,心臟受不了!259Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4FKU5Wr35
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「真是拍到好畫面了,今天好像吃得太多糖,這樣下去恐怕會蛀牙啊。」加里臉頰發熱,目光變得迷離散渙,「我去便利店買飲料,你們在這兒等著,我請客。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAvEPOrksxIu
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我和冰山學姐都意識不清,糊裡糊塗地應好。259Please respect copyright.PENANAnV0jJhaIgy
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我們在路邊等著,怎樣往臉上扇風紅暈也散不去。沉默的時間十分難捱,我們都尷尬得無法開口,就連確認對方表情都像不敢。259Please respect copyright.PENANA8MquDcyXGG
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啊!恍然大悟!難道我們跌入圈套了!?259Please respect copyright.PENANAAahMljPWcQ
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加里只是拿買飲料當藉口!她一定是聽說了我跟學姐的傳聞,所以借機製造二人獨處的局面!她肯定還在附近,拿著手機偷拍,一邊發出嗚汪汪汪的怪叫!259Please respect copyright.PENANAld0yegcPIh
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「你還好嗎?」冰山學姐突然說話。259Please respect copyright.PENANAkZMg6uxZ2j
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「我…沒事,加里還沒回來呢……欸?」我會驚訝的原因,是學姐根本臉不紅氣不喘,她早就恢復過來了。259Please respect copyright.PENANAAdtUD4QyoJ
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原來只有我因為男女獨處而害羞嗎!?天啊啊啊啊!!這不就顯得我像個純情小男生嗎!!!259Please respect copyright.PENANAbY7argU1V9
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我別開滾燙的臉,冰山學姐卻偏要湊過來。259Please respect copyright.PENANAiW7LpmDwda
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「你的臉好紅,該不會是中暑了?」259Please respect copyright.PENANABSdG2EcyPX
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「現在不要跟我說話。」259Please respect copyright.PENANAAS4eAVONE5
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「為甚麼要生氣?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAfrjZxC04tr
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「我沒有生氣。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA3VkgcLMo4L
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簡直是沙漠中的僵局,連吹來的風都是熱。可惡啊!誰都好,拜託把我從這裡救出去!259Please respect copyright.PENANAeTzvwwLWBO
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忽然有人搭膊頭,一把胖子獨有的粗嗓子說,「歐陽,我改變主意了,一起去買汽水吧。」259Please respect copyright.PENANA2yFmO9IhLQ
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阿壯!我的超人!259Please respect copyright.PENANAlt754gaaxW
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面對初次見面的人,冰山學姐得體地點頭示好,我簡單替兩人互相介紹,然後加里從路邊的草叢冒了出來——259Please respect copyright.PENANADciMC5pwBt
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「你誰啊!?怎麼來阻我嗑CP!?」259Please respect copyright.PENANAVEDcjv5mA2
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冰山學姐和阿壯都一臉茫然,我急著說話打圓場,同時感到鬆一口氣。259Please respect copyright.PENANALmA6ktaZWd
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之後四個人一起去了便利店,加里請客。259Please respect copyright.PENANACy5XmzlTBx