今天是星期日,作為一個品格純良的好學生,當然是待在家中做功課,一直到日落西山。
好吧說實話,之所以這麼頹廢,其一是被以前一起打球的朋友疏遠,其二是阿壯去了健身房,所以今天過得興味索然。順帶一提,阿壯和那個傑克不打不相識,成為了一起健身的朋友。300Please respect copyright.PENANANK8Pv7VGgP
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在這種無聊的氛圍裡,就算我想避開,腦袋都會自動想起冰山學姐。
『那件事』到底是怎麼回事?
就像頭髮扎進指頭,但手邊又沒有適合工具能處理,只能任由患處發癢發疼。300Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1CPG58Fnu
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對了!找個人商量不就好了嗎?如此這般,我拿起手機,打電話找加里。
女人才懂女人心,她一定能解除我的疑慮。
電話接通了,「喂,加里?我有事情想問你。」300Please respect copyright.PENANABd7u7ZQriw
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「喂喂!?是…是歐陽嗎?」電話裡的聲音慌失失,不是加里的聲音。300Please respect copyright.PENANAKrDpK204xK
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「咦?是沙織嗎?」我拿開手機察看,確定沒有打錯,「咦咦?我是打給加里的吧?」300Please respect copyright.PENANAGrmCfCDGBv
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「加…加里在洗手間……(背景是翻箱倒篋的混亂聲音) 我叫她待會再打給你!」然後電話便掛斷了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAqMV8di5EIg
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怎麼回事了?我放下手機,乖乖地坐著等待。不會兒後,鈴聲響起,我接聽電話,裡面傳來加里的聲音。300Please respect copyright.PENANA5Atuc2fCNp
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「我是加里,有何貴幹?」
「沙織現在和你在一起嗎?」
「在我家,怎麼了?」300Please respect copyright.PENANAAC1xc5xtlg
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雖然頭上有很多問號,但我決定把這些全部撥開,「關於冰山學姐的事情,你有在計劃嗎?」300Please respect copyright.PENANAhwEaR1kvUr
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「嗚汪汪汪~好上心啊~多謝款待~」這傢伙如果是男生,我一定會打他,「下個星期六,學校附近的空地會舉行藝術展,會展出很多大型藝術裝置。我打算約大家一起去逛展覽,一定能讓冰山得到不少啟發!」300Please respect copyright.PENANA65NmlL18m2
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「聽起來不錯,謝謝你的安排。另外一件事,其實我好像把事情說溜嘴了……」我把麵店的對話覆述一遍,當然,我沒有把被死小孩襲擊的部份說出來,那個實在太羞恥了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAnL1wGhn6sV
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「值得期待的事?會是甚麼呢?」加里說。300Please respect copyright.PENANA3rUH6WQvAY
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「我就是想不通,才打來問你。」我說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAFwLNiWxaTw
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「朋友會暪著自己,但又值得期待。」沙織說,「我猜是生日會吧?」300Please respect copyright.PENANA6aypYqfUIE
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「生日會,這個感覺很合理。你們知道學姐甚麼時候——」「呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀!!!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAJsSo8R4WgZ
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電話裡突然傳來奇怪龍的咆哮!我連忙把手機拉離耳邊!300Please respect copyright.PENANAhUcW1rxdEB
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「糟了個大糕!我忘記了!!今天就是冰山的生日!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAHI0kSE7Vwn
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「甚麼!說真的!?」
心率飆升,冷汗直冒!學姐滿心歡喜地期待著生日會,而她的朋友們卻連她的生日都不記得!明天見面還要強顏歡笑,假裝沒事發生,暗地裡嘲笑自己自作多情。
哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇!只是想著就開始感到胃痛!搞不好會成為一輩子的陰影啊!300Please respect copyright.PENANAdot0oOeTsP
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我轉頭望鐘,已經過了五時!做準備的時間無多了!300Please respect copyright.PENANAGScQxrM3Nq
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加里:「總之先動起身來!每人買一件禮物,三十分鐘後到車站集合!」300Please respect copyright.PENANA5jHt3iCzEN
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「收到!時間緊迫,大家都要火力全開!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAFcFt9v0o48
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到約定的時間集合,見面時大家都氣來氣喘的。每人都拿著一袋小禮物,而加里更拿著一盒蛋糕。300Please respect copyright.PENANAifDFmhGvf7
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「大家幹得好!進度勉強趕上了!尤其是歐陽,亡羊補牢算是功過相抵!」加里說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAo5aD9i3XgB
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「怎麼一副大姐大的口吻,忘記了生日日期的你也有責任吧!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAuwOCGipT9s
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「準備好了,大家向麵店出發!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAEL2RlnzDaS
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「別選擇性失聰!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAa8WqPs34jH
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「不要吵架……」沙織小小聲的說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAZVXbX6su4H
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「你看我們有吵起來嗎?她根本不理我啊!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAVI8bnC7QW8
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時間將近六時半,我們一行急急腳衝向冰山學姐的麵店,一路上還要小心翼翼地提著蛋糕。
後來就由我負責替二人提包包,沙織拿著蛋糕,加里在旁邊加油打氣。300Please respect copyright.PENANAAD9QuL7o4c
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到了麵店門口,我們想都沒想便衝進去。環視店内,卻不見冰山學姐的身影。300Please respect copyright.PENANAJAhfqwhVKm
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「你們是姊姊的朋友嗎?」收銀台後的老闆娘看著我們叫道。300Please respect copyright.PENANA5JOfpIvflO
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「伯母你好!」加里說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAkb34iNPJu0
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「加里和沙織,」老闆娘的嘴巴笑開了,「旁邊這位是蘿蔔。」300Please respect copyright.PENANA6oIsJsMgd1
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「不是啦!」我厲聲抗議!300Please respect copyright.PENANATapOL1YGpS
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「弟弟說你叫這個名字。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAJtEu8SLyu1
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死小孩!混帳傢伙!下次見到定要給他好看!還要他吃不完兜著走!300Please respect copyright.PENANAtAdJS0tueP
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「你們是來替姊姊辦生日會嗎?」老闆娘說。300Please respect copyright.PENANA8PBJKeqcLv
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「驚喜派對。」沙織抬起蛋糕盒展示。300Please respect copyright.PENANAngaTXfTxv3
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「來錯地方啦,今天姊姊放假。」老闆娘說,「原本打算全家一起去迪O尼樂園玩,她卻說今天無論如何都想留在家。原來是你們要辦生日會啊。」300Please respect copyright.PENANAXFN6gvOJeM
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老闆娘笑得和謁,然而我們三個之間卻吹過一陣陰風,大家的臉色都沉下去,我的胃也開始隱隱作痛。300Please respect copyright.PENANAsm2zQ0iWf8
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加里率先重新振作,「變更作戰!立刻出發去冰山的家!」說罷衝出門口。300Please respect copyright.PENANAz1iwNfeHwj
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「你知道學姐的家在那嗎?」我說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAAc57ZfX4Fx
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加里轉身跑回來,「不知道。」300Please respect copyright.PENANA4M13PaArlv
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「這種時候就不要裝傻搞笑了!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAc7FwNqzogr
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「讓我找個人幫你們帶路吧,」老闆娘手掌拼到口邊,「弟弟!出來!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAs6Hkt0eBoM
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從廚房走出來的,就是那個死小孩!那雙碰不到下眼眶的瞳孔碌碌轉動,視線從我們之間遊走。
「阿潔!」加里笑著揮揮手,看來他們早已認識。300Please respect copyright.PENANAwPGoC4HMC5
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「加里姐姐,沙織姐姐。」死小孩點頭示好,然後他伸手指向我,「蘿蔔!」300Please respect copyright.PENANAweBJvStbBM
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我就猜到會這樣!但是,現在我們有求於人,我只好把不憤的情緒吞回肚裡。300Please respect copyright.PENANAW0wILK3hS5
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我們解釋了現況,學姐的弟弟阿潔理解我們的處境後,非常樂意伸出緩手。300Please respect copyright.PENANAr9xPADUyBU
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我們一行離開麵店,跟著阿潔的帶領很快抵達學姐的家門玄關前。順帶一提,阿潔全程緊盯著我,仿似我有甚麼不軌企圖。300Please respect copyright.PENANAiAl1MCwp80
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「冰山一個人看家時,會做甚麼打發時間?」加里說。300Please respect copyright.PENANAQysfNrbED0
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阿潔不置可否地搖頭,「看電視,模仿電影台詞之類的。」300Please respect copyright.PENANADu7IywUKng
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阿潔開始扭動門匙,此時的我只感到超絕忐忑不安。
加里這傢伙真多嘴啊,她開口問這種問題,不就是喜劇段子的開頭嗎!
根據約定俗成的發展,開門之後學姐會剛好說出非常糟糕的台詞,令場面變得超爆笑或超尷尬。300Please respect copyright.PENANAcT9oeF0Aq7
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最好的良策是把笑話接下來,以梗還梗化解危機,讓場面能一笑置之。
要來了!集中精神!300Please respect copyright.PENANALDmOmTX4lW
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打開玄關大門便能望到客廳,大電視上播著動物生態紀錄片。300Please respect copyright.PENANAxRUuKDNkRK
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冰山學姐背對我們,豎起手指放到頭上,300Please respect copyright.PENANAa4q5DoVb5L
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「我是山羊,咩~!」