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童年到底多A小
ENTRY #1
Author: 海貍
Published:
Mar 26, 2023
童年到底多A小
Published:
Mar 26, 2023
ENTRY #1
鼻屎大戰
Author: 海貍
Published:
Mar 26, 2023
1 Min Read
229 Words
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小時候很愛挖鼻屎，而且會把鼻屎吃掉。特別喜歡吃那種濕濕的鼻屎，覺得根本是人間美味。

我很愛把挖出來的鼻屎塗在各個地方，舉凡餐桌下、椅子、電視機、牆壁、衣服，都逃不過我的魔手。

還記得當初搬新家時，爸媽說要把餐桌留給下一戶入住的人，於是我在心裡默默表示：可是餐桌下面有很多我的鼻屎耶，都已經硬到結塊了。393Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiZ4ax92nr

無論如何，新入住的租客似乎沒有感受到任何異常，至少我沒聽說對方抱怨關於鼻屎的事。

長大之後，我讀到一項研究，忘記在哪裡看到的，它說吃鼻屎會讓人變聰明。所以我現在之所以這麼聰明（？），應該都是因為小時候很愛吃鼻屎的關係吧？

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