我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHEKyuwgzt
Q：「咪啲白癡打油詩囉，例如乜嘢阿妹今晚心慌慌，剝衫剝褲等天光呢啲。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAFuIm2tmy
我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7dBawfDwx
Q：「不如你試下作埋下兩句吖。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDUnYJFuLR
我：「唔好啦，我都唔識呢啲嘢嘅…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrpWJ7hNuJ
Q：「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩？快啲作！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqTCnZQRxy
喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDcWBxFmfE
我：「女神沖涼起勢䚎…門外係咁捹鎯鎯…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBBP9hmpNb
Q：「哈哈！都唔係接住嘅，重要…好奇怪！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJqwHWbl1z
我：「都話唔識…咪笑我啦。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgFcurOcIC
Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VsB8WUUNd
我：「無呀，我正…人君子嚟。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcFjH0o2VI
Q：「因為唔使䚎都已經夠多嘢睇咋掛。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0EYd7xozU
我：「唉，唔講呢啲，妳做完功課，不如抖下過嚟一齊睇片吖。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTYF9O4Hhx
Q：「你…邀請我一齊睇AV？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA5QZDZOc1
我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMmh4UGHly
Q：「睇咪睇，你估我怕你呀！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs6pjohO2O
佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkl1YQK4nz
我：「妳…真係唔介意？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkzxrCloq1
Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUrUzlF1mE
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Zmd94Ijt
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5QF0nOP4I
我：「好多角色㗎喎，屁股扭扭下咁…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRMr3Ild2z
Q：「嗱，我唔睇gay，唔要見虐待，唔要排泄…」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRglXbkqH2
原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R5KgmNwqj
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyihXf9a8Pa
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MXbSgbgzV
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2MQUYsLV8
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2I5OfFH8oA
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtkTY6Kdge
Q：「BaNaNa！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8xryLLapr
我：「Gelato！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNPTO17pFO
Q：「GanBei！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfRjFXgd3p
我：「Kevin！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7vAphHIEK
Q：「Stuart！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlaTDUIrmF
我：「Bob！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCoLQ4ItQH
Q：「Minions！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7OxvQXJKZ
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIPM2Rek5m
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRBMiUbcwg
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwhbrdMXl8
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRU1jrDXz8S
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUTFFXi4n9
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWQGQ9Exxn
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXIoEh3glD
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzokkgpWOCG
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPGNajci9t
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。577Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOL69tKSJW
8964 copyright protection573ＰＥＮＡＮＡGApuUNKqC3 維尼

216.73.216.173