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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI7zw4ZjdH
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeJ18rNvg8
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JV9YR7HNI
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKHfEs8sKQ
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCuuNnBJrL
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唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7JG757oBW
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9ftxrmoFb
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcN7roK1KF
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOmlgodcx1
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。542Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RRP1sJqGX
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