一月一日,公眾假期,溫書日;我極度懷疑Queenie佢違返咗聯合國兒童權利公約而有意將佢告上國際法庭;不過喺我識寫英文信之前,我首先想去消費者委員會投訴,畢竟我係真金白銀養佢喺度美化家容,但係佢嘅商品說明條例並無寫明佢會強迫他人勞動同剝奪他人自由。340Please respect copyright.PENANAdwlvlCQOPW
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Q:「大概黃昏前囉。」340Please respect copyright.PENANAwMfTOUYQQo
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佢將個頭傾斜45度角兼反白眼,好似望住外星人咁望住我。340Please respect copyright.PENANAqDU2ib0U3V
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Q:「溫你嘅書啦,咁多廢話。」340Please respect copyright.PENANACualCeCJQW
暖和嘅冬天,白色寛衣下嘅一對開心果泡芙,酥軟Q嫩,隨著主人嘅動作而產生震盪,好似一個唔小心就會破皮,香滑嘅奶油從缺口滲出嚟,呢個時候要盡快用舌頭頂住將內饀吸入口中,以免成身都係。340Please respect copyright.PENANAYazZZJ2BPo
『俛而讀,仰而思;思有弗得,輒起,繞室以旋。室有窪徑尺,浸淫日廣。每履之,足苦躓焉;既久而遂安之。』340Please respect copyright.PENANAWU8Ac8yygU
讀下書,諗下嘢,突然諗到衰嘢,彈起跺跺腳,室有女娃長腿數尺,每日廣泛哋浸淫污染吾心,每次揩到佢隻腳,足夠我苦忍,但久而久之…340Please respect copyright.PENANAm9gMMGKhO1
「鈴鈴,鈴鈴…」340Please respect copyright.PENANAXk7mRXXMNn
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真係要感謝公子好生之德,將寡人救出牢籠…340Please respect copyright.PENANAz8BoIdiRuQ
我又點會嘈吖,就算唔係妳條仔打嚟我都唔會出聲㗎啦,以前妳唔喺度,我間屋可以全晚一粒聲都無;理得妳咁多,我即刻彈上我張床度㩒下電話先。340Please respect copyright.PENANAl3VavxEDPQ
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Q:「嗯…鍾意呀…有呀…嗯嗯…好衰呀…唔入呀…」340Please respect copyright.PENANAnuDIusb93U
當然啦!送飛機點可以入禁區!340Please respect copyright.PENANAN1Rz7GLHDM
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