Q:「喂,我放咗學要去交換聖誕卡,然後再去商場行下街,但會返嚟食飯,你預七點到啦。」223Please respect copyright.PENANAI73vD3qAMd
我:「好呀,無問題。」223Please respect copyright.PENANAO3i2VRYJb3
超奇怪嘅對話,怪到我唔知點形容好,心裡邊甚至有少少發毛的感覺。223Please respect copyright.PENANAO47Rrn5vt8
嗱,第一,佢只不過係同我一齊住,實質同我乜關係都無,加上已經配咗鎖匙畀佢,佢去邊,會幾點返嚟其實唔關我事,而我亦都無權干涉。223Please respect copyright.PENANALps2INLqTf
第二,佢交帶畀我聽,我諗重點係會返屋企食飯呢件事,而且有埋時間,即係話佢expect返到嚟之後過一陣就有得開餐。223Please respect copyright.PENANApdV6qa28yh
第三,佢同friend去行街,我本身唔知佢啲friend有無預喺出街食,但長假開始點都會玩癲啲,諗到佢喺出面要就住就住使,甚至可能要避飯局慳錢,我就非常不自在心裡不是味兒。223Please respect copyright.PENANALunsYTRGR9
第四,佢講嘅口吻,彷彿係叫阿媽煮定飯同埋解釋點解要夜返…喂,妳究竟當我係乜?講真妳只係一個帶畀我大量麻煩嘅右女神,憑乜要我…但我…竟然已經諗緊幾時要返屋企,煮啲乜…223Please respect copyright.PENANAtYIoUqyWoz
我到底發生乜事?明明我係一個通街躝無王管嘅浪子…浪子又言重得滯,廢青或者街童啫。223Please respect copyright.PENANAPeyCdgouB6
但我諗起今朝佢只係著住泳…呀唔係,係內衣嘅look,我就情不自禁…且有點慌張。223Please respect copyright.PENANAaE2WRSy6YI
吓,女神妳患咗肺癌?得返三個月命!唔緊要,等我切一個肺落嚟送畀妳吖,雖然我成日群埋啲飛仔波友,但我從來都唔食煙㗎,就算二手煙都會保持返一點五米距離,確保我個肺有瑞士阿爾卑斯山嘅品質㗎!223Please respect copyright.PENANAgCdBfxqvUh
低能,我真係勁弱智,搞乜撚…223Please respect copyright.PENANA5Nlo41G5ao
唔通我其實係一個絕世好男仔?223Please respect copyright.PENANA0axmioSc1O
荒謬!我只係對妳嘅美色虎視眈眈,隨時攞妳著完啲底衫褲做埋啲卑鄙無恥下流賤格嘅行為,實在係同一個擦白帶黨嘅人渣敗類無異。223Please respect copyright.PENANAerYGJt6wvF
咦,有啲繞口喎,好似多咗粒字,邊粒呢…是但啦。223Please respect copyright.PENANAkvcBFP8aiO
唉,做兵啲人真係低B㗎;嗱,我唔係當兵㗎,被迫㗎咋,無理由見死不救㗎?我起碼都係大將軍,呀,唔係,應該媲美紅十字會,樂施會或者UNICEF先至係。223Please respect copyright.PENANA6ufUspZHiS
健:「喂…喂!發乜神經呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAUBPOdllNGZ
我:「做…做乜呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANAuJpzaApnwb
健:「放假喇喎!你重喺度發呆?你平時唔係咁㗎?」佢好似發現外太空生物咁望住我。223Please respect copyright.PENANAAVaOl5u28u
我:「無…無呀,諗緊玩乜咋嘛。」223Please respect copyright.PENANANofGEUthyp
健:「咁要玩啲乜呀?」223Please respect copyright.PENANA1TDzURLjQu
我:「未諗到喎…」223Please respect copyright.PENANAWhI9a9XqOA
健:「你真係好唔妥,嚟啦,去中心hea下先。」223Please respect copyright.PENANANr4wTPrAxu
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《既然迫人畫封面,故事名稱當然就是看封面》
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《既然迫人畫封面,故事名稱當然就是看封面》
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