嘩,乜咁搞法呀,Miss Tang係咪明知我同QQ好friend所以惡攪我?唔好呀,我唔要同女神分開呀,我真係知錯㗎喇…644Please respect copyright.PENANA0IyZsi95ZR
我:「我以後都唔會再兀凳㗎喇,唔使啦。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAeaSMcXQATP
QQ見到我成隻死狗咁就即刻喺度暗笑。644Please respect copyright.PENANAXkxhSB4KKJ
鄧:「咁就專心聽書啦,唔好再魂遊喇。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAF0TCeVpuGI
我:「呀,係喇,Miss,我想問下兀凳兩隻字點寫?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAYHY9vucDYu
鄧:「兀凳係口語,寫出嚟即係搖椅子。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAAvxTzEDbim
我:「咁兀凳呢兩粒字有無得寫㗎?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAjcE35p91Ui
鄧:「你試下考試寫出嚟,我一定唔會畀分你,再問小心我要你罰抄兀凳呢兩粒字一千次。」班上面其他同學聽到即刻哄堂大笑。644Please respect copyright.PENANAT7eWOb8FX3
唔問囉,鬼唔知係口語咩,都唔知係咪佢唔識寫出嚟所以先咁答我,不過就唔踢爆佢喇。644Please respect copyright.PENANAkEyxGRgkHf
點知呢個時候QQ佢遞咗張紙埋嚟畀我。644Please respect copyright.PENANAFd7dNwSzJO
『扤/兀凳/櫈』644Please respect copyright.PENANA5OgMKae0pC
Q:「嗱,畀你抄一千次。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAzvfWpIeAKD
我:「呀,係喇,我認得呢個係凳字,但呢邊呢隻係乜嘢字嚟㗎?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAC7PbzcJTpk
Q:「你話死唔死呀,一隻中文字得三劃你都唔識,不如返去再讀多次小學啦。」644Please respect copyright.PENANA6LojH2qX4t
我:「係Pi?係几?係禿?」QQ一路擰頭。644Please respect copyright.PENANAOYaZ0JCJyb
Q:「作死你呀?禿字上面有一大抽禾字架喎。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAv6ZeUhJSta
我:「咁咪啱囉,禿鷹禿頭㗎嘛,抽光咗啲毛上面光脫脫咪得返個Pi囉,叫Pi鷹都幾襯吖。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAdGO1vJDzu1
Q:「食屎啦,呢個咪就係兀凳個兀嚟囉。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAPFdBqJGRv2
我:「個字咁簡單點解無教過嘅,真係唔寫得㗎?」644Please respect copyright.PENANATwSQyw2s4P
Q:「梗係唔係啦,兀凳無人寫啫,突兀個兀咪呢個兀囉,重有岳飛死敵金兀朮,三國演義入面孟獲個老友兀突骨都係呢個兀,兀係指事字嚟,係一個人字上面畫一畫表示頭部,可以解做高聳,可能隻字望落有啲似座山上面有粒石頭,又可以解危石,再引伸做不穩同不安,就好似形容跛腳嘅人行路就會話佢哋兀下兀下。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAQqQYEwvP09
救命…QQ講中文字嘅催眠程度可以媲美Miss Tang講書,但我又對兀凳呢粒字好好奇。644Please respect copyright.PENANArWcBdZYVne
我:「咁點解兩隻字都有兩個寫法嘅?」644Please respect copyright.PENANAF97NJcQIn3
Q:「呢個用字慣性嚟啫,唔同組合都有人用,櫈係新造字嚟,因為啲人覺得凳用木造咪叫個木部畀佢囉,你可以視乎張凳用乜做而用邊粒字,例如石凳就無理由加個木字落去啦,至於兀,原本多數攞嚟做形容詞,加個剔手邊咪變動詞囉,即係郁動一樣嘢而令佢不穩,呢粒字喺詩經就已經有㗎喇,可以話你扤張凳,搞到張凳兀下兀下。」644Please respect copyright.PENANApXxEmjPcfY
我:「點解妳識咁多嘢…妳係咪中學生嚟㗎?」644Please respect copyright.PENANApv06mmcJFJ
Q:「唔關事,睇網絡小說學返嚟。」644Please respect copyright.PENANAOCONWVruer
救命,點解佢煮個米粉都搞唔掂,但就識埋咁多古靈精怪嘅中文字,唔得,我都要專心聽書先,正所謂桃花園有顏如玉,紅樓夢有林黛玉…644Please respect copyright.PENANAuudGYiyxBo
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