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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEZsHlV5qi
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mgqa62qzq
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j8oIWUGt6
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyi16zVhLI
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjjaODWGsx
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8J7OZfBjy7
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唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPb0tcE7PW
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYthsnSRYn
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljPdDorWzm
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFLs3yx7KC
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。571Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18ijlAKFZ0
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