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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1kLHrx7zE
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORQ3aGuGAK
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkwQwCuq1W
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我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl7CFUUJxl
Q：「有幾露？無打格四仔？真嘅我都見過啦…」606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIHTJGShM9
我：「好多角色㗎喎，屁股扭扭下咁…」606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXZPNiTXuK
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOkhpmYYGD
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasAKfB5uTG
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGNITZXYyW
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmOlnFFcRd
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcFW11L5Ou
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唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjis16sJ7G6
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGE0HAonyV
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QRHvidmDW
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSgEJOUEvR
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。606Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SOsu2ly0n
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