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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbLfC12khh
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空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRPKaNzaLh
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唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkBgE2F9Sx
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZKZMCWmW6
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9tugtbUYF
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf8eU6WrC1
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0rbX5kGMC
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