一月一日,公眾假期,溫書日;我極度懷疑Queenie佢違返咗聯合國兒童權利公約而有意將佢告上國際法庭;不過喺我識寫英文信之前,我首先想去消費者委員會投訴,畢竟我係真金白銀養佢喺度美化家容,但係佢嘅商品說明條例並無寫明佢會強迫他人勞動同剝奪他人自由。339Please respect copyright.PENANAOg1muG1KJW
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我:「Queenie,你條仔好似今日返香港喇喎。」339Please respect copyright.PENANAhbEMxP90lR
Q:「唔係好似,係今日返到。」339Please respect copyright.PENANAfR1pX9CKqj
我:「幾點落機呀?」339Please respect copyright.PENANAt9izFqLnPm
Q:「大概黃昏前囉。」339Please respect copyright.PENANApJ0spa8P2N
我:「妳…唔係應該準備要去接機嘅咩?」339Please respect copyright.PENANAXZdEOqpn3J
佢將個頭傾斜45度角兼反白眼,好似望住外星人咁望住我。339Please respect copyright.PENANAkkVaAfbCfe
Q:「乜年代呀,而家重有人接機嘅咩?」339Please respect copyright.PENANAvvtHiuNC2t
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Q:「你係咪傻咗呀?人哋成家返嚟,我點接機?」339Please respect copyright.PENANAKZWqhhfDin
我:「成家返嚟點解接唔到,佢屋企人無見過妳?」我估唔到呢啲高尚人家嘅小朋友拍拖都要收收埋埋。339Please respect copyright.PENANAMdL2uVrfSz
Q:「無呀…費事嚇親人啦,一陣以為個乖仔俾我搶咗就唔係幾好啦,又驚會以為阿仔顧住拍拖唔溫書,成績唔好就嚟怪罪落我度。」339Please respect copyright.PENANAGlocV8fwAs
我:「應該係知道乖仔俾妳色誘而衰十一大發雷霆,想夾生打死佢咋掛。」339Please respect copyright.PENANArrXCX3UnXa
Q:「咪再講呀!唔係我主動㗎,從來無色誘佢!」339Please respect copyright.PENANAVyU58bcN1j
我:「但妳就咁喺度已經…」339Please respect copyright.PENANAjs7krprU8F
Q:「溫你嘅書啦,咁多廢話。」339Please respect copyright.PENANAUVjLUjnWEL
暖和嘅冬天,白色寛衣下嘅一對開心果泡芙,酥軟Q嫩,隨著主人嘅動作而產生震盪,好似一個唔小心就會破皮,香滑嘅奶油從缺口滲出嚟,呢個時候要盡快用舌頭頂住將內饀吸入口中,以免成身都係。339Please respect copyright.PENANAtIqBouYhDt
『俛而讀,仰而思;思有弗得,輒起,繞室以旋。室有窪徑尺,浸淫日廣。每履之,足苦躓焉;既久而遂安之。』339Please respect copyright.PENANAL0QuWISGEI
讀下書,諗下嘢,突然諗到衰嘢,彈起跺跺腳,室有女娃長腿數尺,每日廣泛哋浸淫污染吾心,每次揩到佢隻腳,足夠我苦忍,但久而久之…339Please respect copyright.PENANA0dC5rPDLGt
「鈴鈴,鈴鈴…」339Please respect copyright.PENANAuOlCDlmqbK
Q:「喂,唔好嘈,我條仔打嚟!」再閃咗上床。339Please respect copyright.PENANApN9N7TzsnO
真係要感謝公子好生之德,將寡人救出牢籠…339Please respect copyright.PENANAcwrzrsEatG
我又點會嘈吖,就算唔係妳條仔打嚟我都唔會出聲㗎啦,以前妳唔喺度,我間屋可以全晚一粒聲都無;理得妳咁多,我即刻彈上我張床度㩒下電話先。339Please respect copyright.PENANA5BS24elXLk
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Q:「今年唔去喇,今年揀科,要專心溫書…」339Please respect copyright.PENANA5eoasWkGfD
Q:「唔使啦,唓,你都唔記得晒…」339Please respect copyright.PENANATi6xlZcS5x
Q:「乜喎,人哋不知幾專心…」339Please respect copyright.PENANAp6MW6zIC0Q
Q:「我先無你咁曳呀…」339Please respect copyright.PENANAPLUUXAMOBh
Q:「嗯…鍾意呀…有呀…嗯嗯…好衰呀…唔入呀…」339Please respect copyright.PENANAkP1xpaQmvd
當然啦!送飛機點可以入禁區!339Please respect copyright.PENANA6jHLTZ36MS
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