返到屋企，六點多啲，距離Queenie返嚟重有一粒鐘，我竟然好似個阿媽咁諗緊幾時煮飯好。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Wn12iYztr
死女神，臭女神，擺明當我係工人，重要無糧出嗰隻，真係重衰過做兵！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9xHWM1n47
又唔係嘅，佢嚟咗之後我先終於有一個家嘅感覺，以前我都唔鍾意留喺屋企，終日遊街搵下周圍有無相熟嘅人可以一齊hea，而家就…同埋呢，重有女神嘅內衣cat walk睇，講起內衣…我走去廚房度睇一睇，佢前日個粉紅色Bra同埋條粉紅色底底就喺個籃入面，當然係等我洗。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnkhoeDjq3
我攞起咗上手，任我睇佢係乜嘢size，任我聞佢啲奶味係點，但我…重有，佢條底底我望咗一下那個位置，真係有少少漬，好似乾咗嘅粉末咁。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW0Gg0gDIl
我…我…呆咗三十秒，最後我乜都無做就掉咗入個洗衣網入面，再掉落洗衣機。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3J0zukCiw
我做唔出，如果係我偷偷地得到佢著過嘅底衫褲，我一定會好好利用，用完再用，循環利用；但，而家我日日對住佢，真係會唔好意思，如果佢問我有無用過佢啲底衫褲，我無勇氣答佢。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9eOx5049b
雖然大家都知乜事，但女仔應該點都唔會想每一日都要對住一個想鹹濕自己嘅男仔，雖然佢都好似無得揀…我諗，除非去到強姦佢，或者一路非禮佢一路打飛機呢啲地步，如果唔係佢都會迫於無奈留喺度。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkvrIME70n
最重要係我唔需要咁對佢，我識自己溝女嘅。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXMlOeywTl
雖然而家無，加埋佢喺度會阻頭阻勢，唉。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIV3ypKr9k
放長假，我套校服當然要洗，其實我呢個懶人污糟貓通常都係一個禮拜先洗一次；我就原地除衫一件一件掉落去直至剝清光為止。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRML6BNF1Z5
望住精神奕奕嘅小兄弟，嗚，我都幫你唔到…334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvltBokXOS
Queenie應該唔介意我哋啲衫一齊洗㗎？334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvBOus6PSO
都唔輪到佢介意啦，反而應該教佢洗衫先係。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUBdeNTXUk
我正想開機嘅時候諗起，係喎，要等埋佢條校裙，佢條裙又係多麼的令人口水直流。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCgHkO3W7N
然後我就赤條條行返廳，坐喺電腦前面，思考下好唔好打開嗰個神秘嘅folder…琴晚好衰唔衰俾女神壞咗我嘅好事，咁攪落去遲早谷精上腦。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjimlXdC42
突然有一股異常空虛嘅感覺襲來，我又著返條波褲，小兄弟好好休息下啦，夜啲我哋再用一顆純潔的心嚟欣賞女神，好唔好？334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qVjDeaoh4
今晚煮…今晚煮…334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9gBGwNHXc
「鈴鈴…鈴鈴鈴…」咦，唔通女神打嚟。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEvql9QtY9
我：「喂？」係無紀錄嘅號碼。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdWtAix6XP
「喂，DHL呀，今朝嚟過無人，一陣會唔會有呀？聖誕啲貨好爆，聽日未必得。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32QDIDoq5Z
我：「係DHL！送貨？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qmuWyhWhS
「係呀，當然送貨啦。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnj0odn1w7
我：「有呀！有人呀！幾夜都得！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvUBZQetrA
「陣間見啦，唔該晒。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6FTqSaKb9
DHL～～啦啦～～FEDEX～～啦啦啦～UPS～～啦啦啦～順豐…都…啦啦～～係我作嘅聖誕禮物之歌，不過為咗唔呃字數個數字簡譜就唔打喺度。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFClDkaOqH1
心情大好，就煮五香肉丁炒公仔麪啦！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUe1IgJO84a
炒公仔麪，最緊要唔好烚太淋，再過冷河，嘻！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2yjNdi6bn
Q：「喂，我返嚟喇！」佢自己開門入屋。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQGhMQH6w7
我：「Queenie返嚟嗱，就快食得喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCftpQ4zkpm
Q：「嘩，搞乜鬼？你個樣開心到咁嘅？！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylfp6bgtOV
我：「係咩？我都唔想，嘻嘻嘻…」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjfG9YCTyY
Q：「頂你！烚熟狗頭咁，係咪攞完我條底底打飛機嚟？！」佢竟然真係直接問我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsmFsddrfQ
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Q：「係咩，肯定你做咗都唔敢認囉。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6VYx60ZAM
我：「鍾意點諗係妳嘅事，總之我一見到就掉咗落洗衣機…呀，係嘞，妳條校裙都要洗。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5ztOQNrmb
慳錢呀，一機洗到幾多就得幾多。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPv5STDqSE
Q：「哦。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUATpbCBun
點鬼知Queenie佢直接喺我面前拉開條背脊鍊，過頭笠咁成條校裙除咗出嚟。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD0bjAsfWo
我：「喂喂喂！妳又係咁樣！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdGYb56Sa1
Q：「唓，又唔係未見過，睇一次同睇一千次都係一樣㗎啦。」又真係好有道理喎。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaLT3cyxOk
但佢嘅body真係好吸引，我一路炒麪都忍唔住望多兩下；嗱，唔係想非禮佢呀，當欣賞藝術品咋。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrJFrqZd7r
最頂癮係佢喺廳攞返件衫同條褲入嚟廚房著，好似驚死我睇唔到佢換衫咁，而我…就梗係專業咁望住鑊炒麪，如果為咗望佢啲麪燶咗實俾佢鬧死。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP4vNglHRq
Q：「嘩，乜今日咁大陣仗呀？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZGi5Jflnj
我：「係呀，心情好，放長假就煮好啲啦。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj7E8oOfd6
Q：「你今日真係怪怪哋咁喎，嗱，幫我洗埋呢個Bra佢啦，頭先行街行到成身汗。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SpKDxIQ34
喺我面前除裙都不特止，著完衫之後佢唔穿手喺入面拆咗個Bra出嚟掉咗去個籃度，我都懶得研究佢點喺瞬間入面完成呢啲高難度動作。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2w2Nce6NF
我：「無呀，一陣有聖誕禮物收咋嘛。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EpuUopHhd
Q：「你睇下你吖，又話對住我敬足成日禮會攰，你睇下你自己條褲點嘅樣先吖。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajTQmpdgwc
我：「妳喺我隔籬換衫，叫我可以點…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGvG7kXHAG
Q：「我都無怪你，唔使擔心喎，你無反應我重驚啦。」佢重要喺度奸笑。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHzQDlK4L5
我：「吓，有乜好驚？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak8mfy1fr5
Q：「即係話我樣衰唔夠吸引啫。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrFmluG10n
我：「唔會啦，妳係天下最索嘅女神，好未？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuC2lfXzzt
Q：「賣口乖，算你啦，不枉我蝕底啲畀你一飽眼福…呀，你講起聖誕禮物，睇嚟我今年都…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMVLSDfzxp
我：「咁妳喺學校都…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqYBidHHqM
一望到眼前嘅水仙花牌五香肉丁我就收咗口。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJrGOra0lZ
Q：「咁有嘅，頭先放學都有兩個男仔送嘢畀我，但係我平時屋企嗰份就…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HLDuyr5cW
我：「今年得兩份咁少？」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJepmYu5xJ
其實我都唔知佢收開幾多，只係無諗過得咁少。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bn90tY2sc
Q：「無呀，我都唔恨嘅，只不過而家收多幾份攞嚟賣都好吖…你都知學校好多人傳我有仔，啲男仔覺得無機就送畀第二個㗎啦。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOAYpFEMO0
我：「咁妳又真係有仔吖嘛…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR7Zo02PPh
Q：「唓，我從來都無認過…而且有仔就唔可以追我嘅咩？」嘩，右女神貪心得妳吖。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8piJyFcwBI
我：「咁…我嗰枝四色筆妳攞埋去囉。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25EaK5h2dA
Q：「但係會唔會唔係太好，難得你抽中…」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FU5C58HJo
我：「傻啦，我啲字又肉酸，溫書又唔鍾意寫字，我用咪盞嘥咗，妳好好發揮佢啦。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK114pGz1V
Q：「不如放喺屋企我哋一齊用咪得囉，不過你字都唔寫多隻，結果又得返我用晒，嘻嘻。」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM2VJSIcJb
唔使解釋喇，我心入面剩係等緊老竇份禮物啫。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgShhUwtVP
我：「好，開飯！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZtKFLacX7
今日餐單，五香肉丁炒公仔麪，蒸水餃，繼續蠔油西生菜同Zero，咁就飲完一枝，啲汽水已經無乜汽，希望佢唔好介意啦，始終一大枝平好多。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzvv3zY5l2
Q：「嘩，真係有鑊氣㗎喎，唔差得過大排檔！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKwQ6LP8aH
睇嚟佢行街消耗咗好多卡路里，一捧到去佢面前就不顧儀態大啖大啖咁塞入個口度。313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxZK0jd8vo
顧儀態就唔會喺屋企長期飛釘啦…313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICnvLOZq2A
「叮噹！叮噹！」313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HzxRfuCX5
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