嘩,乜咁搞法呀,Miss Tang係咪明知我同QQ好friend所以惡攪我?唔好呀,我唔要同女神分開呀,我真係知錯㗎喇…624Please respect copyright.PENANAvHZrtnCmi4
我:「我以後都唔會再兀凳㗎喇,唔使啦。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAMdfWnXjsLi
QQ見到我成隻死狗咁就即刻喺度暗笑。624Please respect copyright.PENANA5LgITXIAd6
鄧:「咁就專心聽書啦,唔好再魂遊喇。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAUvVEvcQfgd
我:「呀,係喇,Miss,我想問下兀凳兩隻字點寫?」624Please respect copyright.PENANA3rChjF2TIQ
鄧:「兀凳係口語,寫出嚟即係搖椅子。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAdHsZKNjgya
我:「咁兀凳呢兩粒字有無得寫㗎?」624Please respect copyright.PENANAg0hNEZHGBA
鄧:「你試下考試寫出嚟,我一定唔會畀分你,再問小心我要你罰抄兀凳呢兩粒字一千次。」班上面其他同學聽到即刻哄堂大笑。624Please respect copyright.PENANALEnjiV6Aqq
唔問囉,鬼唔知係口語咩,都唔知係咪佢唔識寫出嚟所以先咁答我,不過就唔踢爆佢喇。624Please respect copyright.PENANAttJXrn8M6w
點知呢個時候QQ佢遞咗張紙埋嚟畀我。624Please respect copyright.PENANAol1M1dGTOH
『扤/兀凳/櫈』624Please respect copyright.PENANAzrtda0aawB
Q:「嗱,畀你抄一千次。」624Please respect copyright.PENANASfdqtzOcIG
我:「呀,係喇,我認得呢個係凳字,但呢邊呢隻係乜嘢字嚟㗎?」624Please respect copyright.PENANA1ls1km4ANR
Q:「你話死唔死呀,一隻中文字得三劃你都唔識,不如返去再讀多次小學啦。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAgqpoZoRQ2m
我:「係Pi?係几?係禿?」QQ一路擰頭。624Please respect copyright.PENANA80XL0KXmvX
Q:「作死你呀?禿字上面有一大抽禾字架喎。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAlPOciLEZML
我:「咁咪啱囉,禿鷹禿頭㗎嘛,抽光咗啲毛上面光脫脫咪得返個Pi囉,叫Pi鷹都幾襯吖。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAq9JS7TwsRt
Q:「食屎啦,呢個咪就係兀凳個兀嚟囉。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAOtHwK0V1Is
我:「個字咁簡單點解無教過嘅,真係唔寫得㗎?」624Please respect copyright.PENANA1B2PS6mWEa
Q:「梗係唔係啦,兀凳無人寫啫,突兀個兀咪呢個兀囉,重有岳飛死敵金兀朮,三國演義入面孟獲個老友兀突骨都係呢個兀,兀係指事字嚟,係一個人字上面畫一畫表示頭部,可以解做高聳,可能隻字望落有啲似座山上面有粒石頭,又可以解危石,再引伸做不穩同不安,就好似形容跛腳嘅人行路就會話佢哋兀下兀下。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAhBcIstZ6Ev
救命…QQ講中文字嘅催眠程度可以媲美Miss Tang講書,但我又對兀凳呢粒字好好奇。624Please respect copyright.PENANAzbULmqnyt6
我:「咁點解兩隻字都有兩個寫法嘅?」624Please respect copyright.PENANACv4J28SkfS
Q:「呢個用字慣性嚟啫,唔同組合都有人用,櫈係新造字嚟,因為啲人覺得凳用木造咪叫個木部畀佢囉,你可以視乎張凳用乜做而用邊粒字,例如石凳就無理由加個木字落去啦,至於兀,原本多數攞嚟做形容詞,加個剔手邊咪變動詞囉,即係郁動一樣嘢而令佢不穩,呢粒字喺詩經就已經有㗎喇,可以話你扤張凳,搞到張凳兀下兀下。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAxKSF9ZyGST
我:「點解妳識咁多嘢…妳係咪中學生嚟㗎?」624Please respect copyright.PENANAylc56xCXYN
Q:「唔關事,睇網絡小說學返嚟。」624Please respect copyright.PENANAGXibiJnuLT
救命,點解佢煮個米粉都搞唔掂,但就識埋咁多古靈精怪嘅中文字,唔得,我都要專心聽書先,正所謂桃花園有顏如玉,紅樓夢有林黛玉…624Please respect copyright.PENANA6HfnM8dpN2
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