No Plagiarism!mXXWPCiCr9EDozt9T2c2posted on PENANA 每個人心入面都有一個『佛地魔』。90Please respect copyright.PENANAQ39rJe9M4U
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——直到今日。90Please respect copyright.PENANA6YGcbGsdDO
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因為他衰多口,我地嘅友誼面臨決裂嘅危機。8964 copyright protection86PENANAIQtaKz9aqR 維尼
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其實係,果個人同佛地魔一樣,對我黎講真係唔提得。8964 copyright protection86PENANABJUw5G0mDc 維尼
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李家怡,係我前前任女朋友。即使同佢分手之後我仲有拍多左次拖,但呢個女人留低嘅野實在太多。8964 copyright protection86PENANAb9RgPpgU3i 維尼
多到我連愛另一個人嘅心力都無哂。所以我先至會同前任講分手,幸好處理得宜,無留比人太多傷害。90Please respect copyright.PENANAX9UXqpczkr
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我同佢分開左一年,自分開果日起,到而家都未見過。8964 copyright protection86PENANAEM2jhcQcvb 維尼
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對我黎講,分手果一刻唔算係最慘。最慘嘅係分手之後,你諗返起以前開心嘅日子、經過一齊去過嘅地方、食返一齊幫襯過嘅餐廳。8964 copyright protection86PENANAllda3yrrMX 維尼
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嗱,大家評評理,一個你識左幾個月嘅朋友,問你借大嗱嗱兩萬蚊。點會借㗎先 ? 係咪 ? 90Please respect copyright.PENANADIB8WKqZDr
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咁我都好難唔嬲㗎嘛,我又唔係發佢脾氣,比啲火姐,等個傻婆知道件事嘅嚴重性姐都係。8964 copyright protection86PENANANndXh4cH1L 維尼
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喀——好似有啲乜野爛左咁。8964 copyright protection86PENANA5o4d2iCrqy 維尼
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