No Plagiarism!XYGOaref59rbMvWG4Vn4posted on PENANA 每個人心入面都有一個『佛地魔』。93Please respect copyright.PENANA7UXdFYqnis
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死肥仔——係我響公司識嘅朋友。93Please respect copyright.PENANAz1zpfYMVZ7
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後來有一次,公司安排我地跟同一個Project,然後lunch time果陣傾開先知,原來大家都有睇NBA,然後都係鍾意Leborn James。8964 copyright protection89PENANA7r1FY1zJHO 維尼
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——直到今日。93Please respect copyright.PENANABKEmZzJ1DN
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李家怡,係我前前任女朋友。即使同佢分手之後我仲有拍多左次拖,但呢個女人留低嘅野實在太多。8964 copyright protection89PENANAWbyo1J32qZ 維尼
多到我連愛另一個人嘅心力都無哂。所以我先至會同前任講分手,幸好處理得宜,無留比人太多傷害。93Please respect copyright.PENANAZirI5yM8dk
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我同佢分開左一年,自分開果日起,到而家都未見過。8964 copyright protection89PENANANViA35onIT 維尼
最好亦唔好見,因為唔想諗起。8964 copyright protection89PENANAQxA56YYhl1 維尼
對我黎講,分手果一刻唔算係最慘。最慘嘅係分手之後,你諗返起以前開心嘅日子、經過一齊去過嘅地方、食返一齊幫襯過嘅餐廳。8964 copyright protection89PENANAF8Do16VlfU 維尼
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嗱,大家評評理,一個你識左幾個月嘅朋友,問你借大嗱嗱兩萬蚊。點會借㗎先 ? 係咪 ? 93Please respect copyright.PENANAwapnJmQJLg
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當下佢無出聲,我本來以為佢嬲我話佢,點知佢響個手袋到抄左個眼鏡盒出黎。8964 copyright protection89PENANA4niTUIWHSF 維尼
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「嗯 ? ? ? 做...做咩 ? 」8964 copyright protection89PENANArOdyvohADg 維尼
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「唔係呀頂,你朝早咪講緊撞到呀邊個邊個嘅,咁你地有無打招呼,係咁意噓寒問暖果啲呀 ? 」8964 copyright protection89PENANAFjggweWc3Z 維尼
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啪——好似有啲乜野斷左咁。93Please respect copyright.PENANAja0TmPaRlS
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喀——好似有啲乜野爛左咁。8964 copyright protection89PENANAxBZk3rI8jm 維尼
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