得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVhjYQHlzi
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhvgQZFJe9
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助六：「不意外」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VIkdYePLd
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSasPV922ws
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyITIlepjW
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqmZavskg7
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6u53zsHpW
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其實我一早已經有答案。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBFRIXkf9O
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81k1g9QXuu
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2NL0eM0j6
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xRa2iYCZK
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSJ4cHcuiQ
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「放心啦大家！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkjVDD0G22
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrb2YbD4mxD
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w3vIm0jCh
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDTk8LpyZ4
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Wxhj0FEBK
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hxKCQG4Nj
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qCtp7P8LW
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH0MmCRfVb
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkMnu5LpzQ
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助六：「😳」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC05atqTAXO
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我：「。。。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGmBxhP21g
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL02etebOa
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSd2Bhl6BDF
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9YVk3uDjg
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC6NXmVQPn
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw2BNWjJ8G
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHJFKA56YG
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImYwRveAC1
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiZLGuUTOQ
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hvOmCwZuS
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Yi4vEHZhb
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9ur9a6dEP
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助六：「主人😖」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF6Xk0OvXo
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumBgyyMIAG
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我：「屌你哋。。。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8smXQlvuKb
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkq3TUwGc2c
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「掛住主人😳」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8LMGYXDoi
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiydcp39q2
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sAelb0py6
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrnAVfouFz
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62Ugf8VaD5
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgHk3CElQM
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvpS1bS6pn
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「屌佢老母！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXkdrxQCgT
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr4vzASzu1
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq6DiDxABN
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsc9qZr5wN
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTVFh6Cg23
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ62aSzA9Ny
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Po3ubPCo2
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxnUIu05xs
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Od4t98er1
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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