得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。643Please respect copyright.PENANA6e7uwO1Ehi
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」643Please respect copyright.PENANA3d1kAJykHR
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助六:「不意外」643Please respect copyright.PENANAhvyUeEBsB2
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」643Please respect copyright.PENANAEBQNXA2Bcd
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」643Please respect copyright.PENANAQ7fXlSz6Dx
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我:「????我冇喊呀」643Please respect copyright.PENANA5X1g2ormZ2
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。643Please respect copyright.PENANAT7jjD221y4
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其實我一早已經有答案。643Please respect copyright.PENANAdm0XpeNiDo
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」643Please respect copyright.PENANAG36zidnKF4
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」643Please respect copyright.PENANAkUto3el1Y0
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」643Please respect copyright.PENANAkXniuBMSYd
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」643Please respect copyright.PENANA2dWJeHokpL
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「放心啦大家!」643Please respect copyright.PENANAmHsjliWnCi
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。643Please respect copyright.PENANAEG1xYcT3Ao
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。643Please respect copyright.PENANAPj0QDoawWa
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。643Please respect copyright.PENANAhAy45Csm4M
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。643Please respect copyright.PENANArNz69KLuWA
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」643Please respect copyright.PENANA4RqizdE9B6
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」643Please respect copyright.PENANAtXUKg2DJJs
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」643Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4eVqccSEv
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」643Please respect copyright.PENANAmqzUHjzPfO
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助六:「😳」643Please respect copyright.PENANAbDGhVhUuHX
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我:「。。。」643Please respect copyright.PENANABMRXVhh8TZ
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。643Please respect copyright.PENANAw7Hr231650
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。643Please respect copyright.PENANA1bI9o28seJ
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」643Please respect copyright.PENANAGxZBto1du8
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。643Please respect copyright.PENANA6j0idyqzqw
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。643Please respect copyright.PENANA3ihPp19W6Y
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」643Please respect copyright.PENANAYIX6H9uLC3
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。643Please respect copyright.PENANAwq9PtyKp1f
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。643Please respect copyright.PENANA3VuUnbwt8I
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」643Please respect copyright.PENANAbxcAT5k732
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。643Please respect copyright.PENANAP99sjwB8IA
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」643Please respect copyright.PENANAM9LG6r7kkK
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助六:「主人😖」643Please respect copyright.PENANAo6fK8hK8RO
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」643Please respect copyright.PENANAhmdgarje94
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我:「屌你哋。。。」643Please respect copyright.PENANABgUHY6qiV1
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。643Please respect copyright.PENANASgf62G2Cj4
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「掛住主人😳」643Please respect copyright.PENANAYGaJWurLuO
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。643Please respect copyright.PENANAsfbtmNm0RG
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。643Please respect copyright.PENANA8Tz2dM0SJ9
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……643Please respect copyright.PENANA6WezRIV7gQ
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。643Please respect copyright.PENANAYmWCfqUttq
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」643Please respect copyright.PENANAGVgG19ikPD
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」643Please respect copyright.PENANANgp4p8vTvy
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「屌佢老母!」643Please respect copyright.PENANArZNCDLKiTU
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。643Please respect copyright.PENANA0krrceA9Sq
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」643Please respect copyright.PENANAdvbfAajiKa
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」643Please respect copyright.PENANARtL8CIf5Vr
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」643Please respect copyright.PENANA35stC52vUF
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」643Please respect copyright.PENANArBhwCXk9yA
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」643Please respect copyright.PENANA6SpDK5orJl
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」643Please respect copyright.PENANAwjskKQr2ez
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」643Please respect copyright.PENANAVyUpxKbexu
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……