得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO0nqFFtUa
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTqBc7rxYc
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助六：「不意外」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJndXIA6mVG
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JMzgaRqrN
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TZgWkViUc
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllv8oD8gDW
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZWARcIJSg
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其實我一早已經有答案。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBLoMtVVmC
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhREqOTwqw
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTBRvXJPJp
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiNUNZI4rH
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoZ1ixO2vT
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「放心啦大家！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9oRT02cYs
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZYxUpK2HV
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ282uX0wiBA
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK4GxFd37m
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQEYHNx7YV
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FbR40f6yz
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FjoTuFCAj
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGabWtbADeo
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSpELlNqSR
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助六：「😳」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2H7N6vdjw
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我：「。。。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2VOOmFDSO
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH45JO38j4K
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyMMmuuXLL
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONOJnXOwoU
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZZT9mmXnw
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1OxuUVLu5
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFVwUcv6u9
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6Esp895vz
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUofOqSxWfn
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxUOXPE3DR
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FJsnmMlTo
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHNhRz4nc4
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助六：「主人😖」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTM6IMFbZr
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1DyfK8Qe8
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我：「屌你哋。。。」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGACpwjMSPA
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAL76Mf0y8
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「掛住主人😳」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLtCHs891h
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rszLTssdn
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ochMKqs3
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXlWU08aRF
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8DEKAA89n
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5zOnCt5kZ
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mdJe6nNzE
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「屌佢老母！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdufJ5RH0m
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACh7P5yZil
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dB63aQcKI
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFnBgqqwDG
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEwcxB3nHJ
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOl0tJxPIP
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP4GQXu3OP
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00NLfdGZZQ
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」858Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9hurmGbnV
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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