得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfKkIp0ZUQ
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKULVV1tNRV
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助六：「不意外」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuw7sULK8E
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPifa5lfITR
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00kBPDfd9L
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBGWIshMeX
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfy9J50bpa
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其實我一早已經有答案。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEvHeKszn9
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMjlQ9VzKt
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJ8SV7iW1c
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf8HyDXQac
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7IRfVmji8
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「放心啦大家！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqb8GfKT7K
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ntNKuybst
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc55pUoaKwd
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmNBYACJFT
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6wacf5Ztz
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4lBTssr3Z
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLcDkcQYam
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywfWujTkgH
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgnmemWRrq
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助六：「😳」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7FAL6UgVP
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我：「。。。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwtaDxMD3u
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3dFRGXV8i
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiuE7wWRLk
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCq8yV7vyns
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTAc1sBk2M
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0x5zvse0Ap
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw11IoYgNP
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9NPNrYIwt
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Wlzy5giZ4
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaGt9GtrDN
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDTzNbGbOA
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDKZJrHf6U
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助六：「主人😖」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g2sJEzvjp
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXklZqLwnP
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我：「屌你哋。。。」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgchUDIFC0Y
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ns523jLfA
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「掛住主人😳」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0ItRNm2bp
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7y10Q8Vi9R
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW15N7XZdit
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuUlaRHbyV
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkp1XzmXV0
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvNzX2Yv7x
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqht4qqvjAx
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「屌佢老母！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcggG2Y4mJ
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqolupqJ1uu
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JzYnslO7B
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMkdb4NGxb
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF7FKqpOgI
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVqZvH72dX
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwOYkDnnC1
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqmYSzyIlX
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」857Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GZ4nHF7oZ
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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