得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。318Please respect copyright.PENANA7SRrABCEiW
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANACtyCnQNEWE
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助六:「不意外」318Please respect copyright.PENANABf68wQSQbO
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」318Please respect copyright.PENANABR0SXSjvDk
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」318Please respect copyright.PENANApsg4mkBcZO
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我:「????我冇喊呀」318Please respect copyright.PENANA8nfwur2lvZ
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。318Please respect copyright.PENANAiH5qrefVkv
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其實我一早已經有答案。318Please respect copyright.PENANAOC2MtoGvrd
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAposcFWpo9T
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAbZUvOWIHfV
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAY9pzdP2Rz8
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」318Please respect copyright.PENANALTwbxrl9HN
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「放心啦大家!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAY57gmxfOHO
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。318Please respect copyright.PENANAgecFrM2etS
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。318Please respect copyright.PENANAUWJ7gz8Ubj
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。318Please respect copyright.PENANAHU8DC3t0jR
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。318Please respect copyright.PENANAcawMjxQeLI
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」318Please respect copyright.PENANAHbMLhUh56w
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」318Please respect copyright.PENANAW9i00oF9Fw
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」318Please respect copyright.PENANAiBgSAjF2vU
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」318Please respect copyright.PENANAxWpzLHGI5Y
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助六:「😳」318Please respect copyright.PENANALRzKcT7YMT
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我:「。。。」318Please respect copyright.PENANAdJfi1WqOjV
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。318Please respect copyright.PENANAPzSJk40N8U
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。318Please respect copyright.PENANADgtoPRqjfX
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」318Please respect copyright.PENANAx4PuAG0A4J
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。318Please respect copyright.PENANAWZXFe8FoC0
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。318Please respect copyright.PENANALi43jfNFrp
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」318Please respect copyright.PENANAMTIWe2HCab
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。318Please respect copyright.PENANAgGaVCNyY9C
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。318Please respect copyright.PENANA3iShAgL4hO
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」318Please respect copyright.PENANAk3d7wXv1wZ
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。318Please respect copyright.PENANAVLtSiKa5Tl
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」318Please respect copyright.PENANAiCsMMtQwaA
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助六:「主人😖」318Please respect copyright.PENANAcHRRXJDazg
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」318Please respect copyright.PENANAvbwPN3AZ2g
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我:「屌你哋。。。」318Please respect copyright.PENANA1OUJvui2hD
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。318Please respect copyright.PENANAt680pw4MkK
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「掛住主人😳」318Please respect copyright.PENANAS9hpKsVF2d
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。318Please respect copyright.PENANAoG886dSsNj
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。318Please respect copyright.PENANAggZclvZ38V
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……318Please respect copyright.PENANAuskKNPClE9
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。318Please respect copyright.PENANAjXREJmDSzr
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」318Please respect copyright.PENANArvODW1Io7p
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAeDHo9uK1md
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「屌佢老母!」318Please respect copyright.PENANA7H2FVxh87p
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。318Please respect copyright.PENANAUPskKcLxbl
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」318Please respect copyright.PENANAEjWVxrAXAZ
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」318Please respect copyright.PENANASuQivNIygX
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」318Please respect copyright.PENANAoJWry5E2tZ
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」318Please respect copyright.PENANA1yI0pES1CG
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」318Please respect copyright.PENANAvVwnFKfdtt
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」318Please respect copyright.PENANAmcUuHf2L44
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」318Please respect copyright.PENANAD8ZlYbXRqb
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……