得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRXK9WvF15
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw7aVqolKC
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助六：「不意外」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AZv0f6LZL
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aE0xeoHHM
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ650RCFDCgG
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyhnNkXIti
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYiISVYwxu
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其實我一早已經有答案。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPMmGjc3pB
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCE70k30nNc
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHZKPDRR6F
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3Y5BGblXh
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIyWL9C35G
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRQoPe4gSP
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCCrGDO2eE
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「放心啦大家！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6yHjIcK7e
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdeQlB6nrH
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjGsiFJexh
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJkK3GAVKN
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMS3UzoT9m
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtHRoNSykJ
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gD6251HUF
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sNozylyAN
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJhKineNSm
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJgFX97otr
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8WvYpRKr
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG5LBfZxYP
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助六：「😳」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLnvJ23mbT
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我：「。。。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOzKGNnkWi
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXs9pXTKC8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyRELKTjZB
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8LJ4Q4qhZ
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrZtRNWNW2
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevOd5Edbcc
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ5m2FK4e1
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhi3wz5GT5Q
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcef4hZfEGw
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtA83T06gr
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IUNT9MGId
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy1Wp1HTLZ
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiJ4Kf53h8
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMl3DPZy4fP
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO43EhCPBSm
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2gMaBRq8R
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Hfax9Hcq
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助六：「主人😖」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5GWrUqPOP
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzEg9n51bj
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我：「屌你哋。。。」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWqbTmNjvv
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdmbLl6pb3
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「掛住主人😳」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5rXMMpTtD
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYss65MzFHB
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTFkGcq29i
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF9c6M7bfd
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMvwbMgaxU
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTpIxKEEoB
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06rmqqDKfq
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「屌佢老母！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9BfE3wog5
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5opJPkEtG
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxcVjTwGTc
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsB10WrvfJ
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuQwjkwfYK
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QOU4eYDku
583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tnFsSqEKA
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgdOpKvD0y
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxooOphUnt3
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIChs6aSqGT
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6XnTonkhG
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」583Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr65urpQOTa
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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