得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tyxi5DJ0t
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeaps8PN6Y
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助六：「不意外」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBni9k5LLp
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuu9IIjHSx
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kpk1zL4pT
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNkdWkspfh
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp1lukl0aP
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其實我一早已經有答案。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WOvNT9jgW
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa3iqDExc4
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfY0OoBC0u
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0LzqUtHiX
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZqI9JJyAN
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「放心啦大家！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc00hppTM4K
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWZLvy0wKo
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7VnrMETHf
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3WM05DiBs
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ4iX0evxO
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66e8NpYhvZ
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AjulqAK00
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhKP4nAP0Z
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvyliaacfr
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助六：「😳」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqoPhOpESL
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我：「。。。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HqmECNJQF
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeYL5xbd8f
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZqgmNzegX
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTdX94MTlB
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv7lWG095R
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HEhs4Zyvs
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zrNWNOE2S
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHUksMlgMF
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0vuP8Hknp
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoo1hc6jjTU
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxuN1tW2nO
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKF5s4AIcI
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助六：「主人😖」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoXhX2l0xe
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPjfM3tXPA
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我：「屌你哋。。。」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFCFnIJByj
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEUyBWOElT
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「掛住主人😳」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r06S9v4K3
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWOjrZZBUU
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDghfLNWyd
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EULhgQaWO
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuWnCgZDDE
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZe7bzq5cS
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjlY3DPWCq
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「屌佢老母！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcGa0GNPGA
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyXwxk6DBb
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuKgAyegId
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyCRyxlPUf
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EHITVR4Eb
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBNWNYbs0I
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpQg1OMAC9
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGrrbDUTwa
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」549Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gnc8h9taW
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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