睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」621Please respect copyright.PENANA3szCHaEh4F
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。621Please respect copyright.PENANAVnbD1lpP66
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」621Please respect copyright.PENANAePYJEKgsF0
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。621Please respect copyright.PENANAt8bp2otn9M
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAGwjwt0NGoM
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咁都好啲。621Please respect copyright.PENANAQYK6NYcXGn
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。621Please respect copyright.PENANAHlEKqZShdk
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。621Please respect copyright.PENANAwhst9SBhjB
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。621Please respect copyright.PENANAuBO3X2sqxJ
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」621Please respect copyright.PENANA3nOi0xFO9W
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Miss:「?」621Please respect copyright.PENANADluabooKdi
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助六:「點」621Please respect copyright.PENANApFQGUi58bd
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAbhMo61p4c7
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阿詩:「圖?」621Please respect copyright.PENANAbqfflv9KtZ
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」621Please respect copyright.PENANAi2wxTZwd26
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。621Please respect copyright.PENANA46ZhixZEjh
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」621Please respect copyright.PENANACZDEtKmpVS
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」621Please respect copyright.PENANAsHl36BI7Fs
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我:「好大隻!」621Please respect copyright.PENANA4lslWbP4SB
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助六:「真係唔該晒」621Please respect copyright.PENANAK3SDJxlFmb
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAwI4ynPSQPg
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」621Please respect copyright.PENANACjC4oeC9Je
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」621Please respect copyright.PENANAJnv81nlAte
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAOWgY1Zfl76
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我:「屌你老母」621Please respect copyright.PENANAFDkIevF0Lu
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!621Please respect copyright.PENANA96mIrgXlLR
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。621Please respect copyright.PENANAfMumhYkvsr
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」621Please respect copyright.PENANAP8WojgGDcB
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」621Please respect copyright.PENANAkntJulcT19
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。621Please respect copyright.PENANANcxZRjJBe7
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。621Please respect copyright.PENANAgKlyYCE5Os
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。621Please respect copyright.PENANAOYCFc67Ois
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。621Please respect copyright.PENANAd6sj6xUsG0
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」621Please respect copyright.PENANArRdBKG4tzv
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佢問:「做咩?」621Please respect copyright.PENANAnAF8gz1P5m
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」621Please respect copyright.PENANANixXdJMAYy
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!621Please respect copyright.PENANAdclJWPrqtJ
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。621Please respect copyright.PENANAWJUZp8VBvU
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「咁緊要?」佢話。621Please respect copyright.PENANAQrHtCx7wXE
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAvNTDWaeiVc
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!!!!!621Please respect copyright.PENANARsGW0gtDG8
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。621Please respect copyright.PENANAU9QelgXhsj
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!621Please respect copyright.PENANAK8iIQTIbBz
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。621Please respect copyright.PENANAwTn90jnFAz
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」621Please respect copyright.PENANAmz6rFjHMlR
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