睇完佢張相之後，我覆佢：「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHF2ee1UKt
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplzN5zrsGM
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然後我再問佢：「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNhJJyYOFn
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq9iE0qGfn
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「wtf」佢話：「梗係唔會……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJV54q9gRN
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咁都好啲。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOeN8MzbJu
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒，但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮，咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEIhK25V5f
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於是我決定扮冇事發生，繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsv3x55bVp
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之後，我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGfu9gI5lk
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我：「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUQDGydMNf
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Miss：「？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHtxD9WCis
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助六：「點」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUM80WHyxSP
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我：「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔！！！！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9x9Zx6Ded
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阿詩：「圖？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf0h0A4N0A
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我：「我唔cap人圖的」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxnMlnZOzR
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRv5NMTEsN
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助六：「冇圖講經呀？？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EDz4LF6h9
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阿詩：「形容下有幾大隻先啦」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThf34CzQoN
947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmpcZTCRx7
我：「好大隻！」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PkJy2hLWJ
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助六：「真係唔該晒」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBANbLF4SP8
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我冇理佢：「唉，本身諗住齋傾甜，但睇完佢身材相之後，我覺得我想約了。。。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOMQP0Y6W1
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Miss：「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyc7kUqWbL
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阿詩：「加一🙏🏻」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBRYEhoudJ
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助六：「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlY5rgfSM3
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我：「屌你老母」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMNHNIcQnO
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我又唔係坦克，我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌！！！947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ8gmxuPlF
947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk0NZZKVJr
第二日，諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材，我突然有少少緊火。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBOyY06eyD
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於是我message佢：「Hi想要肌肉相」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJvEopVz2m
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁，於是又加多句：「學術研究🙏🏻」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOouGqyPcB
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風，二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDHGArv2ch
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj5ntnEqEq
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「咁樣可以？」之後佢問。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowcKLVcIEq
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「可以！謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE3GjUTnLw
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幾秒後我又講：「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhg6tpIab8
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佢問：「做咩？」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5YnWuH5El
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pdpEiohiS
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了！947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L9jL3xseZ
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過咗冇耐，佢覆咗我。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW7YuRfe3h
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「咁緊要？」佢話。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zVZM23N9E
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk0NADGB73
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！！！！！947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrV9q0aTEgk
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表面上，我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fY7lXy0yd
947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXyaloFgVk
但其實我嘅內心係咁的：😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要？」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快！！！！！947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkw4PLQM0u
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrW4wBxP9k
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」947Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYykRxK8Af
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