得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN1NXo4V4r
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvdebsfXa6
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助六：「不意外」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9UNJ6CVl9
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURVuKmyIQa
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9jUCVv2M9
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N3HjU9kc1
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhmW2mEiJf
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其實我一早已經有答案。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNekdKOM84
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yltgtw2qS
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnyT872shw
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK7NmDINmQ
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrpOFfTTi6
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqUv4kF6WJ
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「放心啦大家！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqFlMIC3Ym
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt3P2zOFbk
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Gergl79wp
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiVBZlMsNY
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoLQZ5OLCo
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17PMX8wOWn
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPALVwiY42
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lbxll5wys
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SpsO1GVT7
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助六：「😳」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7SRyhGnyT
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我：「。。。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2MXQHTU7b
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzRCvUXb96
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEz1CFPWYgb
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj04t3a3IhA
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2dhImPeCt
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiHbtZnorx
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFnNYhgkOF
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRsQ16SVty
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6eB3g8vpE
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNezrspRcFy
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEa6Znp2Gm
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2orFl518X
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助六：「主人😖」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKIAbbdcp8
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eJ1FmoRC6
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我：「屌你哋。。。」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hg3Xl6nhh
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrNVUj5xvQ
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「掛住主人😳」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHu8p0FNj6
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPr6AuvRGk
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf1sOEIbCf
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj8jv8WKrA
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUKt7HQ6rd
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRURcobo3nf
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTJIebusnh
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「屌佢老母！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXhzCQ8KFW
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OWgQiT5pa
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7STe6zGcqA
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLZ0DR1GRg
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvz1KdbjUF
547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdHFOM3qzF
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTgIDCVrhE
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWms6OO1xh
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgtH3l5rT4
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nxo5lR3X8
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」547Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjz8RbY2nT
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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