得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。621Please respect copyright.PENANAA2vbgxi7LZ
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAfiyQkmTQn4
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助六:「不意外」621Please respect copyright.PENANA2sDP8idFf8
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」621Please respect copyright.PENANApnHhl8eptf
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」621Please respect copyright.PENANAjziSMUiQn7
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我:「????我冇喊呀」621Please respect copyright.PENANARGG4AZPHtX
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。621Please respect copyright.PENANAZexDzmm0f4
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其實我一早已經有答案。621Please respect copyright.PENANAeLkbr1vQsW
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAjyWGTqpZ4M
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAUkr3IliJ1n
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAPJwsEphBOq
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAe9CEzmNQBn
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「放心啦大家!」621Please respect copyright.PENANA375Ijf79iY
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。621Please respect copyright.PENANAGBxVK5IXre
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。621Please respect copyright.PENANA2jiZeYfWeV
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。621Please respect copyright.PENANAvoQXEA37cK
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。621Please respect copyright.PENANAw8co85P7BI
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」621Please respect copyright.PENANAetQgy4odCb
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」621Please respect copyright.PENANAc2ocPkpm2o
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」621Please respect copyright.PENANAsMunPL5MtY
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」621Please respect copyright.PENANAEMFLzKvjjT
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助六:「😳」621Please respect copyright.PENANAQkDfWyCS6I
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我:「。。。」621Please respect copyright.PENANAD2umftrD97
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。621Please respect copyright.PENANAppP99iRjAb
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。621Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z9dhGfsba
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」621Please respect copyright.PENANAy0yiNDWysa
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。621Please respect copyright.PENANAGdn1utvl67
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。621Please respect copyright.PENANAn13BhE2swI
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」621Please respect copyright.PENANAHGtEBjO2yE
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。621Please respect copyright.PENANApfL85qZWW4
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。621Please respect copyright.PENANAqp1baOKLZs
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAOXmduUBJut
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。621Please respect copyright.PENANA8xJ5CimUrw
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」621Please respect copyright.PENANAtylUYmUBzq
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助六:「主人😖」621Please respect copyright.PENANAEUHQB8qYdy
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」621Please respect copyright.PENANApDreW5AkZP
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我:「屌你哋。。。」621Please respect copyright.PENANA6ieEBdrFjd
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。621Please respect copyright.PENANANTHCLl4bFT
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「掛住主人😳」621Please respect copyright.PENANA696emeOr8l
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。621Please respect copyright.PENANA2aJllByQPi
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。621Please respect copyright.PENANAsYKq1bMrCa
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……621Please respect copyright.PENANAGaf2IH4ocx
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。621Please respect copyright.PENANAkKY06qZi5Y
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」621Please respect copyright.PENANAlPzZwTsGrx
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」621Please respect copyright.PENANA7LmctTrEly
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「屌佢老母!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAgbGRpJaYKX
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。621Please respect copyright.PENANA7wczCOUWlx
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」621Please respect copyright.PENANAJB1JJ6vPij
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」621Please respect copyright.PENANA9ksIZmYUt2
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」621Please respect copyright.PENANAmIg0tvrmvX
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAiOjrq82wUd
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」621Please respect copyright.PENANACEfwcRYu0d
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」621Please respect copyright.PENANAJudbiwjta0
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」621Please respect copyright.PENANAAxKbIaiQml
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……