得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ewh7qtdVp
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjEOlBADvu
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助六：「不意外」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgoQZ7sNNU
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32o4Mqk8QA
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpIARgtlSZ
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGgkpMofTQ
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNLHZnOSS7
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其實我一早已經有答案。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuewULjVfvB
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxRAYLkT62
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kINRYPh9j
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7ZG2mFC05
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxYZiS7rIJ
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「放心啦大家！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ur4X02NjP
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ifgk0z32F
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyvKlA5FPR
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQ702ELWm5
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0Y21RFFOe
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Vj8p5lYYU
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch1uw3Xue6
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPPB72DPdd
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbL7NbV8xbH
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助六：「😳」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EjixhUUwT
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我：「。。。」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0nHrxUcf3
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFsg6x8J7W
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPk71f3XxGT
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi6hzcf1q5
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEckrwzGN6
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb6hh4Wy9h
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByE5D0XUX9
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnQIZa5NiT
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf5iAvSJhn
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcETdJ3jWxZ
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5UDsDpLN4
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9TVAl5KwX
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助六：「主人😖」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJpZ0jKpHY
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBVgz3fHi3
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我：「屌你哋。。。」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCKkRyug03
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnq9qZ87g6
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「掛住主人😳」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2nya9GieW
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDq150XkRM
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKv3DmB9lq
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86zR2i6FU1
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP0vOXbfWL
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgymb1oCi7X
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd9Eii2E3x
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「屌佢老母！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nRqTKUh23
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMGMKJwV5f
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XbJbD35LY
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Q9cHFW42
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFqojyQ7sb
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnYS4qocnl
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68lOtM3DKV
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ssSROHXTp
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」860Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY63wVxxClM
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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