得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhLnk2tbAP
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHyTnp4UrM
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助六：「不意外」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr8fdZGLOX
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8vhT2fo1S
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Vk7nFRWJP
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6PZNeD9Pj
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcjsZuYIRP
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其實我一早已經有答案。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dGJ6YeIvK
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpfq6VRwGs
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplevroJmHk
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgp8E84c20
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlpawlEaNd
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「放心啦大家！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYqQBJlQHn
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJIbxAw11M
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOpDgBDTBY
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ074aRUHdtI
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWLojyD9af
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0fP63jVcw
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX5L8gSpma
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRd790eZAf
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSZvAs7OWk
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助六：「😳」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ODGbuEXTu
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我：「。。。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ4S5zsdhs
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoSQyX8sLa
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9xcwG2oyk
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkMgx3AtgH
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ0VSUBKfI
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyxZlI5R5q
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI21DmewUh
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e8gHgotlS
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3IsU03Rz5
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOtTNK7svn
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCdQ4hFby4
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GQHmyrUeC
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助六：「主人😖」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA4BuILrkC
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31DUumX67w
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我：「屌你哋。。。」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c3QWdQ7RO
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHfmJWWGoB
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「掛住主人😳」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM91fa8VGV
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4whidsvZm
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFgl6ioggC
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO8Gymx961
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2h2acR0lk
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgTscDK3HD
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH4YEUkvoV
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「屌佢老母！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S9TgNjeDa
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8rflRtyQb
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIMcc4y4w1
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOiWjwaXez
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3AJePj5x1
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiekPqPvJlf
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuVQAYCFNv
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef5hUyDZqy
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」615Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG12LEIOFx
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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