得知大隻仔有女朋友之後,我再次搵返tg group班老友。320Please respect copyright.PENANASQtRRUiVay
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「嘩!!好刺激!!!大隻仔真係有女朋友!!!!」320Please respect copyright.PENANANfpl5wVAO8
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助六:「不意外」320Please respect copyright.PENANA70XQXMCK1Y
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阿詩:「嗱都話啦」320Please respect copyright.PENANAAkfS96uOcE
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Miss:「阿月唔好喊啦」320Please respect copyright.PENANAJuX29SS0Ni
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我:「????我冇喊呀」320Please respect copyright.PENANAzl2pZ8U5qS
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。320Please respect copyright.PENANAEKS77okeiv
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其實我一早已經有答案。320Please respect copyright.PENANAbJgMNIY5k3
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「冇呀,扑嘢咋嘛,佢有冇女關我咩事喎,還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」320Please respect copyright.PENANAtBcarVkVDi
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阿詩:「但出軌真係好仆街,點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」320Please respect copyright.PENANAUkO7jfyybK
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我:「冇計啦,得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了!」320Please respect copyright.PENANAdL9yA0PTj6
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Miss:「咁唯有祝你好運……」320Please respect copyright.PENANAFX1A4uO0ug
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「放心啦大家!」320Please respect copyright.PENANA1GOHfFGJmv
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。320Please respect copyright.PENANAcWyGUFMar0
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之後嗰半個月,我同大隻仔日日都傾日常,間中傾甜。320Please respect copyright.PENANAH2oU9fG89t
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同時,tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。320Please respect copyright.PENANAj0LX1JSxub
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。320Please respect copyright.PENANAn0Uw7aNrXx
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」320Please respect copyright.PENANAFcFiu8k6t4
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望住呢個新group名,我無奈又好笑:「屌你班友真係cls」320Please respect copyright.PENANAsKXCqFRE0g
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阿詩:「做咩喎😖」320Please respect copyright.PENANAvadgyqjM6w
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Miss:「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」320Please respect copyright.PENANAuDBqxGdZ75
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助六:「😳」320Please respect copyright.PENANAESWjvXzWhJ
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我:「。。。」320Please respect copyright.PENANAgjcayck0lJ
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容,佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。320Please respect copyright.PENANArm2eXlsi9N
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋,但慢慢我就習慣咗,甚至開始加入。320Please respect copyright.PENANAQXphlYqErU
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」320Please respect copyright.PENANAFd03XoLjie
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不過有時,我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。320Please respect copyright.PENANAi6uSXfGVkt
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣,佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢(只係情趣嚟唔係認真的)。320Please respect copyright.PENANAwSP8T9ou4f
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案:「好鍾意😚😚」320Please respect copyright.PENANAB785ND1QgT
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢,但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話,我突然覺得好羞恥。320Please respect copyright.PENANAUUp7zjdBke
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。320Please respect copyright.PENANAxuJZk6V3Wr
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「大家,我覺得自己好嘔,我就嚟精神分裂了……」320Please respect copyright.PENANAsfhtn5pVvg
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意料之中地,冇人認真回應我,個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。320Please respect copyright.PENANAySsXgWsY27
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Miss:「鍾意😚😚」320Please respect copyright.PENANAtiYS65wa8a
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助六:「主人😖」320Please respect copyright.PENANAtx4Fsi9nuz
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阿詩:「嗚嗚嗚😖」320Please respect copyright.PENANAkrNzJVxIdf
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我:「屌你哋。。。」320Please respect copyright.PENANAN3kGynZ0da
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己,但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候,我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。320Please respect copyright.PENANAKYKZzUGVao
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「掛住主人😳」320Please respect copyright.PENANAoid6aRh2d9
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m,呢日我突然勁緊火,於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。320Please respect copyright.PENANAhRtvZ8YBuk
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。320Please respect copyright.PENANA6M3WPSRM0g
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屌,點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……320Please respect copyright.PENANABergXqhxqq
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦,一連send咗幾個message。320Please respect copyright.PENANAM9imUMAtXg
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人,懷疑去咗搵女」320Please respect copyright.PENANA6iIVe2kpHC
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「我要傾甜呀!!!!」320Please respect copyright.PENANAmjkxaPIbnY
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「屌佢老母!」320Please respect copyright.PENANAn260VREKRP
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隔咗一陣,大家終於覆我。320Please respect copyright.PENANAJRQhtBtufP
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助六:「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」320Please respect copyright.PENANAirF7sO4mDl
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我:「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」320Please respect copyright.PENANAN6uIQx3YqJ
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Miss:「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」320Please respect copyright.PENANA5qTyDsgUlt
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我:「其他人都唔啱feel……」320Please respect copyright.PENANAKW7Rs9fhiP
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助六:「ok收到晒了沉船撚」320Please respect copyright.PENANAImnDmCQJbV
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗,於是又連忙解釋:「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」320Please respect copyright.PENANAXlVPhc6u8m
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阿詩:「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母!」320Please respect copyright.PENANAW7PxwqejAg
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……