得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjvcCCLRNe
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSO6oTmNVp
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助六：「不意外」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmeWisVDuo
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkFLRGGOwB
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn0v20op8r
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD8YCzp5Gx
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8vqDJod6k
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其實我一早已經有答案。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FSErfAwBG
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuha1FIBpZv
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v7TpsjgFa
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我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GsXwTzitG
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTBcGYg5BO
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「放心啦大家！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sfWdWPLUE
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxlEy99013
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQcnWuFfZ4
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqCUjgFXBo
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFDLEuMzgZ
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1lI6qe7dv
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWiTs1a71b
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl8AY3nsZ4
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmFIqqhcH6
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助六：「😳」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s1gd2XEk1
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我：「。。。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUYc7KTcSA
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3BN5YdZPk
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一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK8grbbUb9
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsUoa3Jc99
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GwTuA8yA4
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDjGUjtZ6V
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh9DRD9cI2
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJn6c6KPOfb
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於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85eNB2hmpV
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf90Fp00kY
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEJFbJzyKz
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAvotZhvEv
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助六：「主人😖」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXD57KW6Sx
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2o7Smw8Ne
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我：「屌你哋。。。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROEvnNFfj0
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9pohnr7xX
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「掛住主人😳」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmaZ6ucLSR
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTnIjypgzc
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWon6Zmj3tP
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGNIdBgMAA
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4lLWEi7ir
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnuxLarPNg
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkMxcCK9Id
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「屌佢老母！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSiazbTvPm
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX2TVSoqXS
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEnfnY65JU
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我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AIj5PZFFj
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFP25Q89zD
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYDMg97g3N
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqRAyi3GZd
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyySoYQav9
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xGZyEAA4B
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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