得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1GR1a114g
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「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7X9J4crDF
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助六：「不意外」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QJ8h7zUga
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阿詩：「嗱都話啦」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtkWwasSgR
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Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV3NGk6kvY
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我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29SdR4tO1I
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItQU9hxCZh
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其實我一早已經有答案。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebOeKs6ux4
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「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsGemIFoTD
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阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsrXxZdS8g
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLq4Yoe8vP
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZcZCEaMBK
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Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXJGoPHpNa
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「放心啦大家！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4ZPyuzgbW
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我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzJD8AMFbx
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之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZy78tvgkn
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同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4qPb45NI9
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佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3tUdbKm1R
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「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIBFfDXNkY
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望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hfPtC3DZe
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阿詩：「做咩喎😖」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQOFNWRiLE
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Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzVvZpNZ2Y
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助六：「😳」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKffYNqaN2
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我：「。。。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jwnG7CwUj
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自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyG2gtts4S
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1SUggbpfk
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXiNjf9whQ
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「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztGFDV9bzR
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不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ccznNSD4A
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有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31h9bL1A4V
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我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXuRwqv2Sm
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIk0FxShU7
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwYLmIyMTo
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDCo3sJsWo
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「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrGAfmnB4b
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意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvyZsyiVhz
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkY5jGAIxy
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助六：「主人😖」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfJahtbR36
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjErGj7p95V
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我：「屌你哋。。。」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1WqY23n3G
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雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUussILM1r
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「掛住主人😳」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LGmSZs0O9
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc2bsXsFhx
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結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPklZm6ZXU
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjIJcn9c9x
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我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IYvU4OMUc
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「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDkrnSEqX0
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「我要傾甜呀！！！！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgD6mYadiZ
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「屌佢老母！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgMEqNYOLc
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隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrQ0Tfwk35
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助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRl0SoKspJv
546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8CfUlohzu
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXL2wvIMBaB
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Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOFnJ5UMFz
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我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK88jtmcF7P
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助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPodKgGqVz
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我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRPyF8CLec
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阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」546Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdUd8lUQtG
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我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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