得知大隻仔有女朋友之後，我再次搵返tg group班老友。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8U0P70TMD
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrkMHOdneK
「嘩！！好刺激！！！大隻仔真係有女朋友！！！！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gh6UXWNQf
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBESWtwXxp
助六：「不意外」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8qhenYQkT
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJeYjBjRNh
阿詩：「嗱都話啦」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJSrDPRfaM
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrp6nDrO5n
Miss：「阿月唔好喊啦」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvI1zQDIwA
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvWiErQXz3
我：「？？？？我冇喊呀」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrPhkL7ozH
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「咁你而家諗住點。」阿詩問我。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS39HWw2uSR
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其實我一早已經有答案。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4RyOFGrEU
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDZDbuMqNB
「冇呀，扑嘢咋嘛，佢有冇女關我咩事喎，還掂佢唔搵我都會搵第二個㗎啦。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMRsTSGS4d
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMUDDXlnTV
阿詩：「但出軌真係好仆街，點解你唔搵過第二個算數。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEza5j7jno
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORV25Uy4hj
我：「冇計啦，得佢傾得啱feel吖嘛……懶得再搵了！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRxTu0UNln
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1fSWWUrcg
Miss：「咁唯有祝你好運……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY3QRdHdmW
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrAujndPRY
「放心啦大家！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwXo1Q10Ww
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYzYhqzyyk
我都唔明佢哋做咩咁擔心我。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oN0AluRDI
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx1bG2DHq4
之後嗰半個月，我同大隻仔日日都傾日常，間中傾甜。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO60RhBWoAg
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxKLaPt7Si
同時，tg group嘅大家幾乎每日都會關心我同大隻仔嘅進展。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbasAaucuDA
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMWX7F3iyk
佢班人甚至癲到將tg group名都改埋。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZcG7xLZkW
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hHfNboQK2
「你今日搵咗大隻仔未😖」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxlFHyb4Ih
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIRyMawSq5
望住呢個新group名，我無奈又好笑：「屌你班友真係cls」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrNw2oVRwG
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpMnsUfPR3
阿詩：「做咩喎😖」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvViMJI5iF
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3fegxLKUU
Miss：「呢個名唔好聽咩😋」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46x8aRWq4Q
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助六：「😳」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWrhT9tlS0
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我：「。。。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ft5KID6Sd
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SMHrUkT79
自從我上次形容咗俾佢哋聽我同大隻仔嘅對話內容，佢哋就好似痴咗線咁不斷用呢啲濕鳩emoji。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6HqOeT2IR
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTseZDkZ8AZ
一開始我仲會反抗屌鳩佢哋，但慢慢我就習慣咗，甚至開始加入。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvElvGoHpFG
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEOrH9Gma9
「你哋真係好煩呀😖😖😖」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkjnMucv8K
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBUKmYrAJ2
不過有時，我都會突然間有少少嫌棄自己同大隻仔講嘢嗰陣嘅作狀mode。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDdmzhBtCR
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6fPzAknzv
有日同大隻仔傾甜嗰陣，佢問我鍾唔鍾意佢（只係情趣嚟唔係認真的）。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqqU30mwKP
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhniK3MotI
我當然完美咁俾咗個標準答案：「好鍾意😚😚」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP8uoBflUR
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嗰刻我好投入角色所以覺得冇乜嘢，但隔咗一陣之後睇返啲對話，我突然覺得好羞恥。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV2jNssZGe
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvkHRGr0iH
於是我cap咗我自己講嘅嘢去tg group。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4A888cgyI
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr8v2QWTLs
「大家，我覺得自己好嘔，我就嚟精神分裂了……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSnBPC6b2X
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF9tmxpkau
意料之中地，冇人認真回應我，個個都淨係掛住鞭我屍。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9A1bIWUb2
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Miss：「鍾意😚😚」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKSPADx8Ms
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助六：「主人😖」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI2HG1gnX0
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阿詩：「嗚嗚嗚😖」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS4YmSdh05
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我：「屌你哋。。。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkE36TDTN2E
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCVsmiMPXV
雖然有時真係會有少少嫌棄自己，但其實之後每次同大隻仔傾甜嘅時候，我都係會照樣用返呢啲emoji同字眼。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VUErSJeMN
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6BaEX1oJL
「掛住主人😳」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnH7IvjQzp
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唔知係咪因為差唔多嚟m，呢日我突然勁緊火，於是按捺不住咁主動撩大隻仔。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlksS6pVOVT
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArcKFkY9ob
結果佢隔咗幾個鐘都冇覆。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kBhCdt7n6
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屌，點解偏偏喺我慾火焚身嘅時候佢先消失……584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuLyuJvULR
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99AQpkVq3r
我怒氣沖沖咁同tg group嘅人訴苦，一連send咗幾個message。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs3prriNYQ
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYhENM1KyL
「屌條大隻仔唔見咗人，懷疑去咗搵女」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1A7u6dkYP
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXcc7Vzymr
「我要傾甜呀！！！！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gunGMSafK
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvAxcy4ide
「屌佢老母！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA1NVcWvyG
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OsBnBrAsD
隔咗一陣，大家終於覆我。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx9iUJqOd1
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQsNiJe3R8
助六：「請問人哋去搵女又關你咩事呢」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3PZ5GvxBf
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ9nWRo79w
我：「屌你 佢去搵女搞到我冇得傾甜呀」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi3r4pJfta
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiui3L2Gv94
Miss：「咁你搵其他人傾甜咪得囉」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCFdNi2yKE
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8gI8YIwPm
我：「其他人都唔啱feel……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAh4ngEW93
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAvd7x5aq5
助六：「ok收到晒了沉船撚」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDhapKsV4v
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxXaMpIRNn
我覺得佢完全誤會咗，於是又連忙解釋：「I mean傾甜嗰種啱feel……」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhRwA3qYPq
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF7QrPEVyw
阿詩：「好的沉船撚」
「我屌你哋老母！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoU0BfIJzS
584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgauESC2Gi
我已經分唔清佢哋係真膠定假膠了……
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