睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」710Please respect copyright.PENANAgxsMigxl0z
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。710Please respect copyright.PENANAVIewrXaBXg
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」710Please respect copyright.PENANAyznU0qRHQz
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。710Please respect copyright.PENANALi4ROEPIeq
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」710Please respect copyright.PENANAmdJu5aPQ0Z
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咁都好啲。710Please respect copyright.PENANAvaT2zeeonb
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。710Please respect copyright.PENANAzQXK8FjNZL
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。710Please respect copyright.PENANAIwIzcOd5ly
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。710Please respect copyright.PENANA9A7BCaVZKb
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」710Please respect copyright.PENANAgdNPWjhvk2
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Miss:「?」710Please respect copyright.PENANAUaCXYT5MJG
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助六:「點」710Please respect copyright.PENANAomsBdNWHV2
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」710Please respect copyright.PENANA4hyirF8E7o
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阿詩:「圖?」710Please respect copyright.PENANA7zmgPyLg8Y
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」710Please respect copyright.PENANAczM7YzB02j
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。710Please respect copyright.PENANA8RgwRXkdaR
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」710Please respect copyright.PENANA39aabGKKhi
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」710Please respect copyright.PENANAaFgpSh2vsO
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我:「好大隻!」710Please respect copyright.PENANADgCh4XVhN8
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助六:「真係唔該晒」710Please respect copyright.PENANAq017CekuAQ
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」710Please respect copyright.PENANAA91DhX04Bk
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」710Please respect copyright.PENANADzebmUEY7D
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」710Please respect copyright.PENANALdQyu264bC
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」710Please respect copyright.PENANAAytPPSv7v7
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我:「屌你老母」710Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3tPW3k5tK
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!710Please respect copyright.PENANAaIXSEldaBS
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。710Please respect copyright.PENANAEQlfcjtBOG
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」710Please respect copyright.PENANA2KfcwPl8Xz
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」710Please respect copyright.PENANAaN2rvNMQN5
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。710Please respect copyright.PENANABYshV343jI
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。710Please respect copyright.PENANAqlKW5z3DE9
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。710Please respect copyright.PENANASuyVBcagBd
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。710Please respect copyright.PENANAMD6PcMCOPO
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」710Please respect copyright.PENANAiVdRrDnb5R
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佢問:「做咩?」710Please respect copyright.PENANAlSrFTZZpOg
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」710Please respect copyright.PENANAXVMYnld0pj
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!710Please respect copyright.PENANAjttLFkrAGq
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。710Please respect copyright.PENANAp4TjYCwIIF
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「咁緊要?」佢話。710Please respect copyright.PENANAhAuLQoMc1v
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」710Please respect copyright.PENANAxFilMWzdkL
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!!!!!710Please respect copyright.PENANAj3WT9sf85P
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。710Please respect copyright.PENANAOWNUQDTy6W
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!710Please respect copyright.PENANA8i9MAWKDmv
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。710Please respect copyright.PENANALNmgZ7UBf1
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」710Please respect copyright.PENANA7pjkGUYATB
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「嗚」