睇完佢張相之後，我覆佢：「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJQmIitr6D
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4RSYuGPrr
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然後我再問佢：「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr4T5vq5Cy
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D7bQatlhj
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「wtf」佢話：「梗係唔會……」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxCvL3dIml
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咁都好啲。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWEj3o9JE4
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒，但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮，咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjTsXe5VoG
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於是我決定扮冇事發生，繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5DbATqfn7
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之後，我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiyeYfkHkO
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我：「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QIz3ctFNa
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Miss：「？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTWqZyR1c9
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助六：「點」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuZ3i3YMLo
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我：「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔！！！！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAjKBqYLLF
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阿詩：「圖？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9a0UTE9fG
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我：「我唔cap人圖的」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoNLsqrX2x
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D81wM4ooE
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助六：「冇圖講經呀？？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYExCugIfT
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阿詩：「形容下有幾大隻先啦」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhZDugunhw
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我：「好大隻！」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMi4M98pCA
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助六：「真係唔該晒」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9oglLpvrd
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我冇理佢：「唉，本身諗住齋傾甜，但睇完佢身材相之後，我覺得我想約了。。。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0GaZlKADG
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Miss：「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBnKc9cKlY
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阿詩：「加一🙏🏻」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHmtDqqctL
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助六：「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw6Q5imS5J
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我：「屌你老母」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaONbfKswrP
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我又唔係坦克，我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌！！！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuh9vymlIH
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第二日，諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材，我突然有少少緊火。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3RF8Cxk61
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於是我message佢：「Hi想要肌肉相」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0h6F1bdpyM
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁，於是又加多句：「學術研究🙏🏻」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpDRh3riim
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風，二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHV0jjjlDw
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7iJeNj9s9
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「咁樣可以？」之後佢問。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSjA69edQ
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「可以！謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGYJyhTXim
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幾秒後我又講：「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HWnaXkMAc
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佢問：「做咩？」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8NrMmiTOn
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew48dxR7R5
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL67l9t7rta
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過咗冇耐，佢覆咗我。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8CWEPjy0S
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「咁緊要？」佢話。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLNZSLjIO2
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKBtKTc0oi
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！！！！！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N1hznggwb
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表面上，我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj7N8UD2mZ
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的：😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要？」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快！！！！！949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbpqPtT7c0
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXHu2nIdZ3
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」949Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGW0GVXPpn
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