睇完佢張相之後,我覆佢:「嘩你呢個身型一拳打得死我」619Please respect copyright.PENANAFgYs0PQqPa
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佢覆咗幾個笑喊。619Please respect copyright.PENANAuSaUbs74ar
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然後我再問佢:「想問你係咪嗰啲會着住件背心通街走嘅人嚟」619Please respect copyright.PENANApd2PfODnwg
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因為我成日喺街見到啲大隻佬淨係着背心周圍走……搞到我一見到佢張相就諗起呢樣嘢。619Please respect copyright.PENANASUDYZm4wXh
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「wtf」佢話:「梗係唔會……」619Please respect copyright.PENANAHFTVSaTcnG
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咁都好啲。619Please respect copyright.PENANAaXZXllALJY
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其實我喺睇到佢張相之後已經濕晒,但係由於我前一晚先至實牙實齒話自己唔想約炮,咁快轉軚嘅話實在顯得我太廢。619Please respect copyright.PENANAupKBtATLb8
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於是我決定扮冇事發生,繼續維持我嘅「對性有渴望但又唔敢約炮嘅怕醜十八歲少女」人設。619Please respect copyright.PENANAWoKaTNr0oA
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之後,我好興奮咁同tg group嘅老友們分享我嘅近況。619Please respect copyright.PENANA37oQV2IouT
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我:「嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻」619Please respect copyright.PENANARalgMpFsmn
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Miss:「?」619Please respect copyright.PENANA6qkXvfViXN
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助六:「點」619Please respect copyright.PENANAjGEp6GLJbI
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我:「我喺hmd match到個大隻仔!!!!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAHq5s5azuqj
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阿詩:「圖?」619Please respect copyright.PENANASGgdzWyTUg
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我:「我唔cap人圖的」619Please respect copyright.PENANANIjO7CSdoK
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然後我呢個message俾佢哋瘋狂dislike。619Please respect copyright.PENANAmhRG1UkHGY
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助六:「冇圖講經呀??」619Please respect copyright.PENANAc21vXxol3b
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阿詩:「形容下有幾大隻先啦」619Please respect copyright.PENANAYcJTRPZcah
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我:「好大隻!」619Please respect copyright.PENANAtqGi5ViWHV
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助六:「真係唔該晒」619Please respect copyright.PENANA53pC5UjmtG
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我冇理佢:「唉,本身諗住齋傾甜,但睇完佢身材相之後,我覺得我想約了。。。」619Please respect copyright.PENANAsMda425AYk
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Miss:「求5000字賽後報告🙏🏻」619Please respect copyright.PENANAnNYYsPwHHJ
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阿詩:「加一🙏🏻」619Please respect copyright.PENANAYAS5J3F0dj
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助六:「其實你有冇諗過人哋想唔想同你約……」619Please respect copyright.PENANAKMLkx4YBj6
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我:「屌你老母」619Please respect copyright.PENANAcXQI3qn6Li
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我又唔係坦克,我就唔信個大隻仔有閪唔屌!!!619Please respect copyright.PENANANT7q4G4TeF
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第二日,諗起大隻仔碌鳩同身材,我突然有少少緊火。619Please respect copyright.PENANAc2jawkgHL7
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於是我message佢:「Hi想要肌肉相」619Please respect copyright.PENANAGMejiBI8Qq
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諗諗吓覺得咁樣好似好厚面皮咁,於是又加多句:「學術研究🙏🏻」619Please respect copyright.PENANAHMNNq05Xp8
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而大隻仔依然維持佢一貫爽快嘅作風,二話不說就send咗幾張相俾我。619Please respect copyright.PENANAnuagZulvXe
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我發現佢手臂啲肌肉好好J。619Please respect copyright.PENANADfrUXTGKYd
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「咁樣可以?」之後佢問。619Please respect copyright.PENANAzvWQFc6Hx2
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「可以!謝謝🙏🏻」我真係禮貌大使嚟。619Please respect copyright.PENANAnuCKg7vDUj
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幾秒後我又講:「不過你啲相係有啲料到……」619Please respect copyright.PENANAELbNZLY3wA
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佢問:「做咩?」619Please respect copyright.PENANAZTn6Jku5bt
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「睇完有濕到🙏🏻」619Please respect copyright.PENANAAC1XWl0lbM
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我已經準備好盡情狂J了!619Please respect copyright.PENANAfLOhI4chaE
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過咗冇耐,佢覆咗我。619Please respect copyright.PENANAhmrV3wAsB9
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「咁緊要?」佢話。619Please respect copyright.PENANAUGDPqiIz2N
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「咁睇埋主人下面嘅話會唔會仲濕。」619Please respect copyright.PENANA4J81MR8Phy
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!!!!!619Please respect copyright.PENANAKTuILGCvRh
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表面上,我只係怕醜咁覆咗佢一個「😳」。619Please respect copyright.PENANAVCXTJJU3Qa
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但其實我嘅內心係咁的:😱😱🤤🥵😋😋💦💦
「要唔要?」佢再問。
「😖要……」快快快快快!!!!!619Please respect copyright.PENANAYh6ElELQWz
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於是佢好快就send咗兩張相嚟。619Please respect copyright.PENANADKSMrp0o4P
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「賤狗要望住嚟自慰」619Please respect copyright.PENANAcB6Q8ZpNjs
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