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冷笑話大賽＆有趣情節分享
ENTRY #21
Author: 文字中毒
Published:
Mar 21, 2023
冷笑話大賽＆有趣情節分享
Published:
Mar 21, 2023
ENTRY #21
Author: 文字中毒
Published:
Mar 21, 2023
1 Min Read
298 Words
No Plagiarism!3OpgjNnmfm0CNJ8RMdIRposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我小時候就聽過佛學有七戒986Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwUXeB64NH

喜，怒，哀，樂，貪，嗔，痴

只要你潛修佛學頓悟真理，在你脫離臭皮囊既時候，就是你超脫輪迴到達極樂彼岸的日子。

雖然那時候還是小學生，但是那時已經想，到彼岸就會極樂……極樂就係樂，那一樂就犯戒，犯戒就會被打入輪迴……

就在這一個moment，我突然間明白到為甚麼投胎前要飲孟婆湯了！

試想一下，如果沒有孟婆湯，每一個人都擁有累世的記憶，我當你再虔誠呀，但是每次一去到彼岸就犯戒，然後又被打入輪迴。你終有一次都會忍無可忍，在你最後一次跌回陰間的時候大叫︰

「釋迦牟尼你他媽弄我~我~我……」

然後釋迦牟尼就會用最慈祥的目光看著你說︰

「你頓悟喇!」

註︰極樂的意思不快樂的意思，想知甚麼是極樂，那自己看佛經。

#以前自己想的脫口秀段子

出門被雷劈

好像不是

我超宅，都不出門

你打我不到_你打我不到😀

216.73.217.14

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