這是發生在大專的時候，當時的我是二年級生，所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊，算是一個相對隱密的小徑，但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5apyjRVbk
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgHYcE9zvu
並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課，所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQU1msnCZR
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibFi2Vbgpk
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5c3W263IUC
然後呢?281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxG9hTwFWZ
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSGDp3YLQn
然後就被罰去當志工。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrT7Buc6kL
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVtRtWX1a3
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3jg33Fj1V
對，我就是受災戶，當了70個小時的志工，重點我才丟兩次而已。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUfGYTJIwE
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ijZNxpwlD
我記得很清楚，一次是菸盒，一次是菸蒂。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVYCxonWC6
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT8GHEtAOB
沒錯喔，學校不能抽菸，所以我被加重70個小時，當志工真棒......(哭。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2oJFYfyUr
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucLifnz8aV
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYynKsxuip
偏題了，讓我們切回主題。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmcYOhEsxd
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZuzvqaDp5
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8qNntHHpP
某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急，但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工，我根本無法尿，你們懂那種感覺嗎?281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tSQnCQP7F
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機，腦袋飛速的思考著，這邊是媒體大樓，隔壁是醫護大樓......281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOISeW23vTm
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoSZrGButB
以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人，因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的，彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8f4103UI6
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa99SjqZGxW
不要騙我，你們一定也有過。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdDM36OYlT
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomgpV8BhCm
現在有三個選擇讓我去選:281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWRa7DDy4R
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1y6hkmF9n
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDzmhj27Gy
1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRADhAuWagB
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2g8XCs1Gtm
2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ408yvWjkIX
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRys9sUJoO
3. 尿在褲子裡。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZtAMPxCfM
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG72QrP6iu0
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQaXbrBaUi
沒有，第三個選項是我開玩笑的。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb6vI0TrFm
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVERycTP28
主要只有前兩個，去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe50ZR7LX4M
所以只有一個選項了!281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLjQyLSJuH
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SggUVpwPS
尿在圍牆上!!!!!281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs0nGlaUjx
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb6KZHfVz2
因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚，想想現在也是放學後了，大家應該都走光了，我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7EK57AEdh
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2xpoZkJlo
我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣，拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊，掏出**準備發射。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYhVTtis87
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF8lQ8YFNn
說命運玩弄人就是這樣，偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的，從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹，用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR1nsQfAWp
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfhpUxn1iv
她們在我的右側，距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrVMGlvY5h
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr649NQTSOZ
但我早已掏出，並轉頭看到了他們，她們也看到了正在準備的我。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyCgDAaBb3
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6bCQHudd4
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMfyZ5w6Ru
一瞬間，一陣黃色的液體，從下半部噴出。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD169v9CMf
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC6zNJWRJV
並呈現了一道完美的拋物線，我一陣酸爽，並不由自主地抖了兩下。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSw6gxi8Xl
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZtV27Xy1U
對，全程她們都看到了。281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2iYEbdqu3
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCqbfrJRRV
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglJ2K5wcpr
靠北**版281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDeTh0zzHW
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ734SU8lVRD
某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCztLmkpHTx
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8SrpBVMgs
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GFwj92Oei
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hfYOP2Qdi
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66JsdPvlHG
此生最大陰影281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡia7UWLgDRf
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J7OzOg37O
281Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDucS1aS0W
然後按「加至主畫面」