這是發生在大專的時候,當時的我是二年級生,所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊,算是一個相對隱密的小徑,但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。348Please respect copyright.PENANAdYe5Zevfx5
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課,所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。348Please respect copyright.PENANAjLNnopx5Kj
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然後呢?348Please respect copyright.PENANARviIf51QOS
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然後就被罰去當志工。348Please respect copyright.PENANA7mu6HIuOnx
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對,我就是受災戶,當了70個小時的志工,重點我才丟兩次而已。348Please respect copyright.PENANAOFadDkC85h
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我記得很清楚,一次是菸盒,一次是菸蒂。348Please respect copyright.PENANAoYVKFvzJMc
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沒錯喔,學校不能抽菸,所以我被加重70個小時,當志工真棒......(哭。348Please respect copyright.PENANASPUAUzFhiD
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偏題了,讓我們切回主題。348Please respect copyright.PENANADg8iG8lh1Z
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急,但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工,我根本無法尿,你們懂那種感覺嗎?348Please respect copyright.PENANAIWD3ZuVaZG
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機,腦袋飛速的思考著,這邊是媒體大樓,隔壁是醫護大樓......348Please respect copyright.PENANAzREdiAPXvp
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人,因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的,彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。348Please respect copyright.PENANAMXgFztcLso
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不要騙我,你們一定也有過。348Please respect copyright.PENANAE69lHawuDp
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:348Please respect copyright.PENANAAKkourWXoA
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。348Please respect copyright.PENANAWL9NTvV3aC
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。348Please respect copyright.PENANAguMXmasEVu
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3. 尿在褲子裡。348Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dk1TpBveG
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沒有,第三個選項是我開玩笑的。348Please respect copyright.PENANAioiGBUPZMi
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主要只有前兩個,去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAPQatpBX3fI
所以只有一個選項了!348Please respect copyright.PENANATjQ9y6Jrbo
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!348Please respect copyright.PENANApULJw1khS1
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚,想想現在也是放學後了,大家應該都走光了,我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。348Please respect copyright.PENANA5FK69FEUG2
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣,拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊,掏出**準備發射。348Please respect copyright.PENANAw10lSWw1pv
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣,偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的,從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹,用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。348Please respect copyright.PENANA9lDGsfCi6Z
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她們在我的右側,距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。348Please respect copyright.PENANAZZX88o6sjz
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但我早已掏出,並轉頭看到了他們,她們也看到了正在準備的我。348Please respect copyright.PENANAefz2vSWrvs
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一瞬間,一陣黃色的液體,從下半部噴出。348Please respect copyright.PENANADYnUKyzWfB
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線,我一陣酸爽,並不由自主地抖了兩下。348Please respect copyright.PENANA8gOHjGgli2
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對,全程她們都看到了。348Please respect copyright.PENANAitCcqHoWzZ
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靠北**版348Please respect copyright.PENANAhSDkCmVFF4
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」348Please respect copyright.PENANA6Tik1b47Tw
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此生最大陰影348Please respect copyright.PENANAF814wxwWMf
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