這是發生在大專的時候,當時的我是二年級生,所以我們的教學大樓在學校的圍牆邊,算是一個相對隱密的小徑,但在校門口是看得到這條小徑的。345Please respect copyright.PENANA3xoVStFows
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並且我們也基本上都是在一樓上課,所以坐靠窗的同學時常會把垃圾都丟去外面。345Please respect copyright.PENANABQ1fzBLcQW
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然後呢?345Please respect copyright.PENANAIbHMM7mjiu
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然後就被罰去當志工。345Please respect copyright.PENANAPiv8MQiDOC
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對,我就是受災戶,當了70個小時的志工,重點我才丟兩次而已。345Please respect copyright.PENANAs0qUMNue8E
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我記得很清楚,一次是菸盒,一次是菸蒂。345Please respect copyright.PENANAFf7zBMAkVk
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沒錯喔,學校不能抽菸,所以我被加重70個小時,當志工真棒......(哭。345Please respect copyright.PENANACeJ7FwENNP
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偏題了,讓我們切回主題。345Please respect copyright.PENANAQZHQhOj6g3
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某一次我腹中的尿意非常的急,但當時我們教學樓旁邊的廁所再重新施工,我根本無法尿,你們懂那種感覺嗎?345Please respect copyright.PENANA395DFfYUGL
當時我努力思考著該怎麼完美化解此次危機,腦袋飛速的思考著,這邊是媒體大樓,隔壁是醫護大樓......345Please respect copyright.PENANApuvoXNDcmW
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以我現在的姿態走過去醫護大樓估計會被別人當成怪人,因為我現在走路雙腳會夾得緊緊的,彷彿就跟企鵝走路一樣的滑稽。345Please respect copyright.PENANAD2E9GLVCZp
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不要騙我,你們一定也有過。345Please respect copyright.PENANAe9wOnqS3CM
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現在有三個選擇讓我去選:345Please respect copyright.PENANA0cEWdMmR5l
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1. 走去醫護大樓的廁所。345Please respect copyright.PENANAaoLM31U9x1
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2. 直接尿在隔壁的小徑圍牆上。345Please respect copyright.PENANADGp4tp9FVl
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3. 尿在褲子裡。345Please respect copyright.PENANAtJVsz4HnLC
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沒有,第三個選項是我開玩笑的。345Please respect copyright.PENANAXCoF2ApeaW
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主要只有前兩個,去醫護大樓實在對我現在的膀胱太不友善了。345Please respect copyright.PENANAXbeysGm7AI
所以只有一個選項了!345Please respect copyright.PENANAQRAfDUEuBf
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尿在圍牆上!!!!!345Please respect copyright.PENANAY9IoTs1TtD
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因為我是系學會的所以才留在學校比較晚,想想現在也是放學後了,大家應該都走光了,我便二話不說衝去小徑那邊。345Please respect copyright.PENANA2k4r8OznGg
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我解開了褲襠那顆封印住的鈕扣,拉下讓我極度崩潰的拉鍊,掏出**準備發射。345Please respect copyright.PENANAtOEI6qQN56
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說命運玩弄人就是這樣,偏偏我剛剛看得時候就沒人的,從隔壁走廊走過來的三位學妹,用一種不可言喻的眼神看著我。345Please respect copyright.PENANAMcMe4VzzaH
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她們在我的右側,距離差不多有100公尺以內吧。345Please respect copyright.PENANA6D75k92h72
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但我早已掏出,並轉頭看到了他們,她們也看到了正在準備的我。345Please respect copyright.PENANAKVuEvoeXGf
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一瞬間,一陣黃色的液體,從下半部噴出。345Please respect copyright.PENANAd69N1UZKdq
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並呈現了一道完美的拋物線,我一陣酸爽,並不由自主地抖了兩下。345Please respect copyright.PENANAGWkLil5A3L
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對,全程她們都看到了。345Please respect copyright.PENANATUz1mbFi79
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靠北**版345Please respect copyright.PENANAM2PqHHTJjk
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某人留言說:「可以請學長不要在圍牆上畫畫嗎?」345Please respect copyright.PENANAbSugNreLmV
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