「聽說了嗎？他是同性戀。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EZ0dwoxcY
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2cZM3aTQw
便利超商裡，短髮女人指著櫃檯旁擺著的八卦週刊，側過頭詢問另一個紮著馬尾的女人。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkN2cbaWjW
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「誰？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdIIs50Qgn
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQaif4ABpJ
短髮女人長長的指甲戳在週刊的封面上。「這個藝人，被爆出跟男人去汽車旅館開房。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8rLYR6dP9
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzjzUjvuq1
紮著馬尾的女人漫不經心地瞥了一眼，封面上的棕髮男人帶著鴨舌帽，口罩鬆鬆垮垮地拉到下顎。照片裡他似乎無法獨立站穩，因此大半個身子都攀在另一個男人身上。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUrhWjdc6
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「他很有名嗎？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOyuzION8T
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「你不知道小彌？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX57I0eR7yO
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4pdPGlXI9
「我不關注娛樂圈的。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN6UMArBwX
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyHM2Q7zpD
紮著馬尾的女人語畢，短髮的女人拔高了音量。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK3gwOuWZs
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWYzhE1IgR
「這可是大八卦耶！」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRxPVXHE6K
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQih9z26MZP
「⋯⋯怎麼說？」紮著馬尾的女人受不了同事突然高八度，但還是配合地接話。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPP8AlZECu
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2jFhePat1
短髮女人連忙掏出手機，仔細地跟紮馬尾的女人講解：361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgnz9xpbSt
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡll9WhoatsV
「因為和他去開房的男人啊，是懷榮金控家的小兒子。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7eG8zSluC
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnxPuS5T1z
「喔，攀上有錢人嗎？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJmizMu0rM
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMkcnlFFCP
「然後PTT馬上就有網友爆料，那個男人跟唐嘉鈞同居！」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74otKJ5ISe
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkNbmH1ZxR
「唐嘉鈞⋯⋯市長的兒子？也是同性戀？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIj6zPfcaGE
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t0N1zSyvA
「所以，我才說是大八卦啊。」短髮女人滑著PTT下的一片紅字噓文，搖搖頭，連連發出嘖聲。紮著馬尾的女人則在一旁，毫不避諱地露出嫌惡的表情。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsyq5V6bcw
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIs44dK83v
「一群同性戀，真噁心。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3DU4krlmj
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361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOT66YpV7g
唐國新將煙灰抖進煙灰缸裡——正確來說，夾著煙的手正顫抖著，灰便自然地落了下來。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR37LC1uLo
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEciQVS0Mfq
「市長。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7pvopvFBq
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKlWmGrJ1R
「讓媒體去吵別的事，我兒子絕對不是同性戀！」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoz2mPJM1y
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oINblShDB
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cIAgYbm6B
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLAxMikjxI
「他是異性戀⋯⋯我會處理，不要擔心了，小彌。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zdTD987Iy
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUw7GQywde
吳詠青對著電話輕聲呢喃，眉清目秀的臉寫滿憂慮，口中卻還在安撫對方。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTE5jOOzGG
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbUUrOSrnE
唐嘉鈞剛步入家門，又再次聽到「小彌」二字，瞬間皺起了眉頭。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1J2nWszHk
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMif0fNXxwq
「你會處理？你根本處理不了。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5H6FIIGkAm
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpy7STJsbrH
唐嘉鈞努力壓抑著怒氣，卻仍然失敗地出言諷刺。沙發上的吳詠青抬眼，像是被戳中心事一樣，緊抿雙唇。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2CqYBS16m
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH0gFOBgHT
「嘉鈞回來了，我先掛電話了。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ9gXlgQ4S
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYiBR2lDDJ
小彌。唐嘉鈞握緊了拳頭，指甲刺進了掌心的肉裡。他的辦公室桌上擺滿了周刊跟各大報頭版，閉上眼，他就能立刻想起那張照片的所有細節——在旅館門口，鍾彌搭著吳詠青的肩膀。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEmRpFrQ2n
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22pgIjKKbu
詠青，吳詠青。不屬於他的吳詠青。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIYLvQlbnt
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmTHZkXo5K
「你是異性戀，你可以跟我劃清關係。」吳詠青拍了拍唐嘉鈞的側臂，臉上掛著一絲苦笑。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Uo4TKtQek
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5erOqqUO3
「馬上就要選舉了，你們還搞這齣？知道我會掉多少票嗎？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObTOMTU6BB
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn5kKWb9BS
「你是異性戀。」吳詠青語塞，只能乾巴巴的重複。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUBIyWeI33
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL241dVyURn
「真相是什麼根本不重要！」唐嘉鈞低吼，「那些媒體會查證嗎？我說我不是，會有人相信嗎？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW33w7DBW5N
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吳詠青低下頭。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2oFRkNT7d
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEyIMLbOC7
「⋯⋯我們晚點再談，你現在太激動了。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETKaBaPlOC
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89IvcrH3rO
吳詠青起身，唐嘉鈞卻一把抓住他的領口。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuOM6YvSWP
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUBWeq6zyh
「我告訴你，那就是我一輩子洗刷不掉的污點，懂嗎？」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWpksWP2k6
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVtLuYC1xf
「對，你那偉大的政治事業不能有洗刷不掉的污點，你最好滾遠一點，不要跟我這個死GAY沾上邊。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm5or8UnYa
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlSvQd8PSC
吳詠青紅了眼眶，最終還是又笑了。他露出了慘澹的笑容，嗓子乾啞。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiVqfkfGWL
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcphf3c8Zc
「辛苦唐委員收我的爛攤子了，來，公關費多少錢？我結給你。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuN3RzElIa
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj1W8CXz6X
——他叫他的嘉鈞哥哥，唐委員。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mTcws7U3e
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhhoN9i9EI
唐嘉鈞全身顫抖，「吳詠青，你想把我活活氣死。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNtmvRSbo5
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPftWjPBJ9U
他扔下吳詠青，轉身甩上大門走了。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjjtn4uNai
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361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBA8929Ivk
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZ8g9I9Cya
「我是異性戀。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHR10U3607
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKybHddulGy
唐嘉鈞競選團隊很快成立內部危機處理小組，沙盤推演之後，召開記者會澄清。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmhtpLpA3Z
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvZe6WrSg5
「我不清楚吳先生的隱私，也請媒體朋友不要再追殺他。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovWl12Q2sv
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU49TuvQ9S
他九十度鞠躬道歉，眼眶恰到好處地紅了。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNldT983xu
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQbnstIlfP
媒體不再追殺唐嘉鈞了。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr4WLhRevQ
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhaOMxdqYJ
他們有更值得追殺的對象——小彌被爆出吸毒跟濫交，其中的對象又有其他大咖藝人。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKyiLal16p
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGJWce2flz
吳詠青怎樣都壓不下新聞，他們說背後有更大尾的勢力在炒作。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbC15DE9ky
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI489viVzn2
恐怕是政治界的人。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFRPeajMXH
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp9jBo8Ch4
「反正那些都是真的。」361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNFkxhAn9Y
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlab4HdCGRB
他受到嚴重的網路霸凌，瘦了一大圈，最後一次見面，卻只是笑著要吳詠青別再管他了。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24ytaFqFnX
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361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodysj9qJ8J
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小彌的遺言寫得像得獎感言，彷彿那部來不及殺青的新劇得了金鐘，他感謝劇組、感謝經紀人、感謝爸媽、感謝他的詠青哥。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gRCUX1Fwa
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmyAnesn8a
然後就上吊，自殺未遂成了植物人。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiw9mfQSkP
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經過性向風波，唐嘉鈞仍然選上了立法委員。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLNCEz1de4
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeakNnUL667
那一次甩門離開後，他只讓助理回去收拾過一次行李，並沒有和吳詠青碰到面。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMKrWWE9la
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6D5aqCWg8
六年後，二〇二二年年末。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdywfJWPax
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唐嘉鈞去參加新銳導演黎詩琛第一部商業片《心願》的剪綵。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFHzcJ0Aqb
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeQc4yiRtP
官方資料寫著，他曾編導短片《牛頭剷》、《石楠》、《inflammation》，作品曾入圍金穗獎、南方影展。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBnGlEWeNF
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官方資料沒有寫，他是吳詠青的男朋友，但唐嘉鈞仍然知道了消息。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8Mhanwh4a
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZES6BFTWb8
回程，他一個人坐在黑色轎車後座，路燈打在側臉，明明滅滅。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnbAxbIvBO
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aXm7jeZcf
助理發表完對《心願》的高見後，突然問唐嘉鈞，有什麼心願。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTyOlqoxkd
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他想了想，開口——361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmMQ0W7E6u
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我想要的東西，有再多錢、坐在再高的位置，也不可能得到了。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEpHajRbYP
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMYyzArFnc
我只有一個願望。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyTxQQVRAi
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我想要醒來發現自己還是個小學生，只是在書桌前睡著，做了一場夢。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdppLvhiVT
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是一場很長很長的惡夢，長得讓人以為就這樣過完了半輩子。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ292cCqe04w
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醒來後，作業本上流滿我的口水。我被我的好朋友罵了一頓，他吵著要快點去玩。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUOMfVq0o9
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我會告訴他不用急，反正除了陪他玩，也沒什麼重要的事，往後都是這樣。361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI5YpxhQ3Z
361Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIih8kZAAfK
後記：
我好像寫了很久的小說，卻從來沒有真的寫完過一部非短篇作品。（這部5.5w字應該算中篇）
《我的好朋友》不是一部成熟的作品，它起先只是《伯樂遊戲》的前導作品，我起初想寫的是黎詩琛和吳詠青的故事，唐嘉鈞只是一個白月光般的存在。結果我現在用情過深暫時無法寫《伯樂遊戲》（笑）
希望《我的好朋友》有娛樂到大家，如果你有任何心得想回饋，都歡迎留言～
下一部作品見！
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然後按「加至主畫面」