Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJILpgYNOI6
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8k9UKgpZn
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGYhb2s79M
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YGMPrDKZQ
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNnkjEBlKp
*draws a dead person*429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOpor8Ng1G
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZWB8VnHZ5
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiReoBTRP9g
Cycling? [Silence]429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs76yzsMB42
Breathe? [Silence]"429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMp9kvL5ky
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYKSOAgMeH
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE12CgKoGT
Yes? Yeah, good answer.429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuViOU4SgJm
Liar."429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJsQNKoGeR
*circles Algebra*429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrye4oBnjf
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZZpz7Xay7
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA3xm2nmT3
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 429Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyJszEAls3
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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