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Alex's book of jokes
篇 #4
作者: Cha Cha Montgomery
Alex's book of jokes
作者: Cha Cha Montgomery
篇 #4
Random jokes
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Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c–

MOO!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He/She pasta-way.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

One turned to the other and said, “Wow, it’s pretty hot in here.” The other one shouted, “ Wow, a talking muffin!”

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I sold my vacuum the other day.

All it was doing was collecting dust.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

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Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.

One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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