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Alex's book of Jokes
篇 #3
作者: Alex
Alex's book of Jokes
作者: Alex
篇 #3
Dog jokes
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 What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?

A Bulldog.

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 What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?

A chili-dog.516Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbYSh3EkMn

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 What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A shampoo-dle.

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Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

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 What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

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 I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .

The bark is much quieter.

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 Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.

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Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?

Because they can't be buried in trees!

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 Why do dogs tend to run in circles?

Because it's really hard to run in squares.

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