No Plagiarism!pJMrYIREx35KYNNsnCm6posted on PENANA 就在临近期中考试的某一天,叶凡上完今早的最后一节课后,原本想好好休息到午饭时间,但英语老师又来找叶凡麻烦了。8964 copyright protection249PENANAImmdpC3kdI 維尼
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“叶凡,你们班的英语成绩一天不达到九十分,我就天天向你投诉。”英语老师说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAaAdrAs8eP0 維尼
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“妳现在都叫我全名了,离了个大谱。”叶凡吐槽道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAqnFHOGJEBa 維尼
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英语老师在和叶凡多次互怼落败后总结出了一个教训,就是不和叶凡说太多的话,于是骚扰完叶凡后就离开了。8964 copyright protection249PENANAI4Chp7f65w 維尼
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“她就是这个样,你应该习惯了。”叶凡的邻桌说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA9qypbQwn0K 維尼
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“我班有个同学的朋友,在他们的学校出现过英语老师被气晕的大事。”叶凡说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA9x6KQMjKux 維尼
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“你是想诅咒她被气晕吗?”邻桌问道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAJuzwMICPeh 維尼
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“不是,只是想跟你聊八卦。”叶凡解释道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAF59fmjLUn5 維尼
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“不过如果她真的被气晕,大概率也是自找的。”8964 copyright protection249PENANAdHRJgDT4rY 維尼
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“我也看她不爽,仗着资历高为所欲为,出口伤人的次数极多,你还是第一个能让校长骂她的,我们投诉也只能让校长劝她。”邻桌附和道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAHJG7Rvp1Q9 維尼
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“话说你知不知道那件大事具体是怎样?”8964 copyright protection249PENANAtSIE5RgJOE 維尼
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“他们的一个学弟,我认识的,除了英语以外全科优势,一次上英语课的时候就莫名其妙煽动全班争取取消英语期中考试,气得他的英语老师叫他爸爸来学校,他爸爸我也认识,两父子的学习状况一模一样,在见英语老师的时候,一番发言直接把英语老师气晕了。”叶凡描述道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAcqlRLiWwxr 維尼
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“这么离谱!”邻桌惊讶道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAouGk3Ad5i3 維尼
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“居然有这么有趣的八卦,你们两个独吞太自私了。”叶凡的对桌抱怨道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA27kqVSHHlr 維尼
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“我也要听。”邻桌的对桌附和道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAujdpo8DRx5 維尼
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“我们讲得这么小声,你们都能听到。”邻桌惊讶道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAthOMSuhGmg 維尼
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“那就跟你们一起说,还碰巧我们这一组四个人在这一节都没课。”叶凡说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAZpiBy7hirl 維尼
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“也幸亏我们这一节都没课,不然就错过八卦了。”邻桌的对桌庆幸道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAmdLlQskmam 維尼
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“那件大事还有后续,那个学弟在下午的体育课和音乐课都表现优异,并且全班对英语老师被气晕这件事意犹未尽,就怂恿音乐老师把他在音乐课的优异表现录下来并给英语老师看,结果音乐老师真的这样做,随后体育老师还把他在体育课的优异表现告诉英语老师,英语老师就这样又被气晕了。”叶凡补充道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAhMa7QSU2mk 維尼
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“那个英语老师有够惨的,但一想到那个口臭女人,我又觉得她不值得同情。”邻桌说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAFqK8qFDu91 維尼
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“虽然肯定不是所有英语老师都像那个口臭女人,但那个口臭女人直接覆盖了我对英语老师的认知,包括我们学校的其他英语老师。”对桌附和道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAwdIJ5cVFOx 維尼
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“我当时没继续问下去,所以他们有可能半斤八两。”叶凡说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAZxLqlRqYMy 維尼
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“即然这样,我们一起诅咒口臭女人被气晕。”邻桌的对桌提议道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAxdfmPBkpCF 維尼
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“我赌她今天下午就被气晕。”邻桌说道,8964 copyright protection249PENANA7ELx0v1wf0 維尼
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“那得要你的嘴开过光才能做到。”叶凡调侃道。8964 copyright protection249PENANATIaVnace6r 維尼
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“好,口臭女人今天下午会被气晕,百分之两千五。”邻桌附和道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAy1LqSVwAOr 維尼
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到了下午,叶凡虽然还记得邻桌的誓言,但仍然只是当开玩笑,没有理会并开始批改作业。一节课的下课铃声响起后没多久,六年级三班的计算机老师拿着平板电脑回到老师办公室,但他并没有回到自己的座位,而是来到英语老师旁边。8964 copyright protection249PENANAi9HdGeHAGi 維尼
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“六年级三班的学生都很擅长计算机,跟某个主科比起来截然相反。”计算机老师炫耀道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAjbvJ25mwWV 維尼
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随后计算机老师就用平板电脑展示刚才学生们写的程式,并在英语老师面前晃来晃去,不过这都是学生们提议的,计算机老师也看英语老师不爽就这么做了。8964 copyright protection249PENANA3FAltS1Lud 維尼
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“你故意的。”英语老师生气道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA7tpnAO2MzM 維尼
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此时其他老师见状立刻落井下石,纷纷指责英语老师,英语老师要是怂就不可能一直出口伤人,所以当然是怼回去,但一张嘴始终难敌多张嘴,结果真的被气晕了,还轰动了整个学校。8964 copyright protection249PENANAAtx7KGvL13 維尼
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“你还真是开光嘴。”叶凡惊讶道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAkLMeNOfpRk 維尼
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“太棒了。”邻桌高兴道。8964 copyright protection249PENANABd0LCkc22Q 維尼
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“而且还历史重演了。”叶凡补充道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAdR6vGekqCK 維尼
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“活该。”对桌说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAGCZiu5S6Tk 維尼
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然而,开光嘴不止一位。8964 copyright protection249PENANAphgaO3xFYV 維尼
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大约一个月后的早上,秋尔朵带着微妙的心情来到大班教室。8964 copyright protection249PENANA7VJSPnaOUQ 維尼
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“梓颜,你的嘴开光了。”秋尔朵说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAqga0EdNaHQ 維尼
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“什么意思?”周梓颜疑惑道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAjFVnlzIeHq 維尼
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“我妈妈又怀孕了。”秋尔朵解释道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAYq5jQcLDiR 維尼
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“还真说中了。”楚前观惊讶道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAVE8PplF9j1 維尼
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“身边的人果然是接连怀孕的。”周梓颜激动道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAxcNUOUPhxr 維尼
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“延迟开光嘴。”徐若调侃道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAhAbF0nKTRH 維尼
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“所以嘴开光和开光嘴都是指说中了吗?”陆宁问道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAcTBYwkGHq7 維尼
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“没错。”秋尔朵回答道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA0PVHC81kJR 維尼
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“所以我即将当哥哥,朵朵也即将当姐姐。”徐若高兴道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAy4ftas1fDa 維尼
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“这样的话就只有观观是独生的。”江涡调侃道。8964 copyright protection249PENANALHDNsSrTxC 維尼
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“不如再来个开光嘴让观观当姐姐。”江浪提议道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAORV7F8Ds6B 維尼
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“不要太离谱。”楚前观吐槽道。8964 copyright protection249PENANACo4BPCImci 維尼
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“我只说过两人接连怀孕,所以观观的妈妈应该暂时没机会。”周梓颜说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAlob7O0psjA 維尼
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“大哥,你们在聊什么?”刚来到教室的厉轨问道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAtVtPvSF8J5 維尼
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“不关你的事。”周梓颜警告道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAZxf6SEWiLB 維尼
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厉轨一听就识相地离开了。8964 copyright protection249PENANAfgycD4PBWi 維尼
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“自从这个厉轨认我当大哥后,就经常烦我。”周梓颜抱怨道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAXbnVCtgUjm 維尼
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“他这小弟的自觉太多了。”江涡调侃道。8964 copyright protection249PENANArBlWK2KiOQ 維尼
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“不过这才是一劳永逸的方法,不然我们就算阻止他在幼儿园欺负人,也阻止不了他在小区欺负人。”徐若说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAgtFfwtwuZJ 維尼
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“也对。”周梓颜回应道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAHZfOY4HKP4 維尼
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到了放学时间,徐若和秋尔朵正好看到余容和凌加在一起。8964 copyright protection249PENANAJVsEeam4WC 維尼
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“妈妈,朵朵的妈妈也怀孕了。”徐若说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA60RSOtJlUd 維尼
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“她刚才也跟我说了。”余容说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAiaveWykRAy 維尼
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“我妈妈能怀孕全靠梓颜的开光嘴。”秋尔朵说道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAsdc3PPWnwx 維尼
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“怎么回事?”凌加问道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA1VSPiODfHt 維尼
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“梓颜说过,他身边都是两人接连怀孕,所以若若的妈妈怀孕后,妈妈也怀孕了。”秋尔朵解释道。8964 copyright protection249PENANA3PO9UaIGbS 維尼
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“巧合而已。”凌加笑道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAoEh35xrXPj 維尼
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“而且我们的预产期都赶在孩子上小学开学前,有够巧的。”余容附和道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAsarykGQdNt 維尼
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“那再见。”凌加道别道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAbP3nl5tU5H 維尼
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“再见。”余容回应道。8964 copyright protection249PENANAimcQBi1keC 維尼
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