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I wake up with a strange feeling in my head. It feels like a painful headache... ow... ow... ow... it feels like my head is hollow. OW... then I feel the sound of someone slurping a drink. The sound is so loud; I cover my ears. Then I hear laughter... then... I decide to open my eyes. Some FUCKIN SURGEON CREEP is slurping something out of my head. I scream at the creep...
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(shouts at SURGEON) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SLURPING OUT OF MY BRAIN YOU FUCK?
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He says water... WHAT? WHAT? I sit up in complete shock; and look at myself in the mirror; and I scream in horror. I’ve got a hole in my head... what the? What THE FUCK? HOW DID I GET A GODDAMN HOLE IN MY HEAD... this freak surgeon was slurping something out of my head... I demand answers...
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(shouts at SURGEON) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TO ME? WHAT ARE YOU SUCKING OUT OF MY HEAD?
(The surgeon laughs then explains his reasoning)
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(chuckles to NOLAN) Well.. you know the human body is about 60% water... I’m sucking as much water as I can from your head. I scraped a hole in your brain with my surgical tools...
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WHAT A FUCKIN CREEP. He just laughs and laughs. I scream in shock of my holed brain; and shoot myself in the head with a pistol on the surgeon table. I die instantly...
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