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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠,拜師不?
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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傳信鷹帶回了苗可莉的消息——669Please respect copyright.PENANAOnGFQjDzSa
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『笨蛋貝,千島湖的賀城見。莉筆。』669Please respect copyright.PENANA40mtmvT8Hy
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苗貝兒揪著紙條翻來覆去,就是看不到其他留言,便嘟起嘴哭喪道:「臭小莉懶惰鬼,怎麼寫字也跟講話一樣少嘛?好歹解釋下槓麻要我又跑大老遠回江南呀!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAHyTn7IaFuE
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傳泰伊取過紙條察看,望及開頭的「笨蛋」二字,不禁莞爾一笑,隨即又斂去神情。自從知曉苗貝兒的身世後,他無法忘懷存在彼此間的世仇——正是他爹害這對兄妹分東離西家破人亡。而這時刻籠罩的陰影,令他不得不將深藏心中情愫,未敢再有絲毫奢想。669Please respect copyright.PENANAWTjQ0GuhNx
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「因為任務有變。」方從聖殿受召歸來的汐崘,取出行囊準備,邊解釋道:「這還跟你們大唐政局有關。為了能解開中原過去對明教的誤會,聖女率大批弟子深入中原幫助受戰禍波及的百姓,可莉這次隨夜帝前往黑戈壁,也是協助外族解決部落糾紛,以免部落受狼牙利用禍害中原。如今這狼牙軍尚未完全清除,大唐皇室又傳出永王在千島湖起兵叛亂,各門派都為此事派出弟子前去商議行事,你們應當也很快就會收到七秀坊與萬花谷的命令吧。」669Please respect copyright.PENANANF6UZDzxqL
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「耶欸?永王他怎麼會?唔……」苗貝兒摸摸鼻子,不需他人解答,也意識到權勢之下皇室親情淡薄的不變定理,可憐的是被夾在中間毫無反抗之力的老百姓。669Please respect copyright.PENANAQEUQcPxTVA
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傳泰伊淡漠地微勾輕蔑弧度,世人總唾罵惡人冷血無情,卻對這些為寶座而手足相殘的真正冷血者未敢批罵。在位者也好,爭奪者也罷,皆為自身權力不惜血染山河,又有哪一個高尚過惡人?故他從未想插手江山亂事,只願默默行醫救治苦難者,若非苗貝兒心軟好事拉他一同剷除狼牙,這天下歸誰又與他何干?669Please respect copyright.PENANACjOOSpdabA
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「準備好了就出發吧。」汐崘換上白袍黑衣的勁裝,將兩把雪亮雙刀往背後一插,「這可是我初次遊訪江南,還請兩位多加關照。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAWs8NW0Ap3f
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「啊嗚,還沒休息夠就又要遠行,臭永王槓麻不等我玩完回家再造反嘛?」苗貝兒往後一癱,倒在傳泰伊懷裡,不依不撓地哼哼唧唧著,大有要帥徒兒當馱獸代步之意。669Please respect copyright.PENANARhJsQaltRd
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看他這般,傳泰伊自然不捨,「累了就別去,既已有各路英雄群聚,應當不差我倆。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAlyokjdhLBp
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「那怎麼行?別說我們不聽話會被掌門打屁屁,還有小莉也在那,我不能丟下她不管。」苗貝兒跳起來抓住行囊,又跳回傳泰伊身上再展無尾熊英姿,「快快快,徒兒我們快出發!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAPwAyVUlqfh
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小傢伙真是被寵得越發愛耍賴了。669Please respect copyright.PENANAoHNHFXOesh
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傳泰伊無奈捧著無尾熊朝外走去,思忖著苗貝兒方才的苦惱呻吟。其實這心情他亦能體會,同樣的一條路頻繁來回多次,風景再美都會膩,何況他們沿途還需經過遍地狼籍的戰亂區,饒是他都不忍多睹。於是,到了驛站坐上駱駝後,他問:「除了自龍門入長安外,可有其他路線返還江南?」669Please respect copyright.PENANA7vYuZtpooa
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苗貝兒一聽,立馬來了興致,「聽蔥花哥說龍門荒漠的東北邊有另一條路,一直往東走就可以通往什麼大草原然後再南下回中原唷。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAcLleuDo0JP
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「是陰山大草原。」傳泰伊回憶書中所讀,草原民族風情純樸,卻也多有黑市商人來往,故而劫鏢盜寶之爭層出不窮,然而快馬奔馳於遼闊天地的壯景的確令人嚮往,便問:「想去看看嗎?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAPWJvVknPrz
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「超級想啊!上次蔥花哥有說那裡的烤肉超好吃,還有回紇人的舞蹈也很特別……」苗貝兒興奮地嘰哩呱啦半天,才意識到一重要問題,「啊,可是會不會趕不及啊?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAn5QIqvHhIR
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「那一區我們確實不熟,恐有拖延。」傳泰伊也正猶豫此事。669Please respect copyright.PENANADQCEtjSbCy
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「沒問題。」汐崘駕著駱駝走過他們,略帶小壞心笑道:「反正我們本來就要走那條啊。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAyHTlr72yxh
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在龍門入口的驛站領回了坐騎,三人趕在天黑前抵達龍門客棧暫住一宿。669Please respect copyright.PENANAeL1Tw6y9DG
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一如汐崘所言,當晚,兩封飛鴿傳書便送至苗貝兒與傳泰伊的手上,正是七秀坊代坊主與萬花谷代谷主的書信,要弟子們即刻前往千島湖賀城詳議對抗永王大計。於是,他們天一亮又立刻策馬狂奔趕往孔雀海,再出了龍門荒漠,進入黑戈壁。669Please respect copyright.PENANApzmbXdPpA4
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這黑戈壁雖位陰山大草原與龍門荒漠之間,卻無須橫過整片滾滾黃沙,便能直接從便道轉入陰山大草原。然而,他們在趕路途中數次遇到沙漠馬賊,雖不至難以招架,但沙漠氣候炙熱難耐,奔波勞苦又幾經交手,別說三人饑腸轆轆,馬兒亦略顯疲態,他們便決定向駐守當地的天策軍營借一處休憩。669Please respect copyright.PENANAbvDNMHDSXR
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「哇!怎麼這麼多人啊?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAsLa5InbXah
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本該荒涼的沙漠驛站,竟出乎預料聚集大批人馬與貨車,個個配槍帶刀,無不全副武裝,四處瀰漫著一股隱藏殺機的氛圍,令苗貝兒好奇地左張右望,待發現這些人腰間都別了塊血色雙斧的令牌後,才恍然大悟道:「啊,是惡人谷大跑商。」669Please respect copyright.PENANALm03WJPoTk
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「惡人谷跑商?」傳泰伊抱著他落地後,將馬匹交由驛站帶去餵食。669Please respect copyright.PENANA9QS0I9GQMD
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「嗯嗯!」苗貝兒壓低聲音,邊往行囊掏胡餅吃,「不管是惡人谷還是浩氣盟,都要藉跑商賺取資金,好經營各地據點的運作,但你也知道,他們雙方老是打來打去,所以跑商時都要很小心,免得被敵對陣營的劫鏢。還聽說他們每天一小跑商,七天一大跑商,看來我們今天正好碰到大跑商呢,不知道等下會不會有浩氣盟的來打群架。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAYbuunVFyPu
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聞言,傳泰伊倒是想起,幼時的確曾與爹娘騎馬走長里路護送貨車,卻多趁月黑風高夜地藏頭藏尾,不似這些人光天化日成群結隊合作,可見傳炩的劣行連惡人谷都不待見。669Please respect copyright.PENANAKQdkt3MIA7
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「小鬼懂挺多嘛。」一蓄著鬍渣、衣衫不整的丐幫男子,露出滿胸腹肌的青紋,肩扛一繫酒壺棍,踩著夾腳拖走來,上下打量二人,「新面孔,中立人士吧。」669Please respect copyright.PENANA9E50Hs18v7
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「我不是小鬼,你才是大酒鬼叔。」苗貝兒皺起小臉,揮了揮撲鼻而來的酒醺味,嘟嘴道:「為什麼丐幫大叔都這麼愛喝酒呀?」669Please respect copyright.PENANALBb2YyvcEw
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「專門醺你們這些小秀秀啊。」惡人丐幫男子咬著竹籤的嘴角揚起邪佞笑意,口音有幾分南方腔,「小秀秀修的是雲裳還是冰心?雲裳好,拎北最愛敦甩扇子的秀奶了。」669Please respect copyright.PENANA8BnoF5Fxqf
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所謂「敦」乃丐幫招式《亢龍有悔》的特有效果——連續爆打暈眩僵直,打得對手毫無招架之力滿地滾。以修習雲裳心法的七秀補師來說,往往是扇子才抽出來,還甩不了一兩下治療招式,就被打狗棒敲得頭暈腦漲分不清方向。更別說招招費時運功的萬花補師,還不及運完內力就被敲平的時而有之,故丐幫絕對是補師奶媽們最怕遇到的敵手之一。669Please respect copyright.PENANAYIl5vt9WOC
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於是,苗貝兒炸毛了,「臭酒鬼叔,小爺我雙修!治療攻擊都犀利的,才不會給你敦啦!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAPByCUeMAGT
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傳泰伊連忙將小傢伙往身後一拉,對丐幫男子冷聲道:「我等僅是趕赴江南的過客,因要事在身,為圖捷徑而路經此地,無意干擾陣營之事,待休息片刻便即離去,還請閣下包涵。」669Please respect copyright.PENANA997RX83Pel
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「江南啊……」丐幫男子搓著下巴,戲謔的目光在傳泰伊俊美的五官流連一番後,以東南沿海的地方話咕噥著,「嘖嘖,這款冰山花,拎北呣愛呷(不愛吃)。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAlxSKXuBtIG
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「克叔,你別玩了,小心嚇跑人。」汐崘向當地人補完物資回來,見此場景,立刻失笑向兩人澄清:「這位叫克叔,是我過去在大草原挖寶時結交的朋友,對東南一帶極熟,所以我請他來幫忙帶路。他嘴巴雖壞了點,但為人豪爽,只是看到可愛孩子就喜歡逗一下。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAKRkTVBpNHt
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「嘿,開個玩笑而已。」克叔笑咧咧地灌了口酒,朝他們頷了個首,「貝兒喵少俠和不語公子是吧?汐崘有在信裡提到你們,久仰大名啦。」669Please respect copyright.PENANA6wTWCVJlID
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兩人無語,感情這大叔專拿打架當調戲了?669Please respect copyright.PENANAlfmYi4AcEA
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「好啦,講正經的,大家都往江南跑,該不會是為那件事吧?」克叔收起痞樣認真道。669Please respect copyright.PENANA7Zb0o0zxl8
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大家?三人面面相覷,直覺這兩字絕不是指他們。果然,克叔指著身後的惡人谷跑商團,「那些傢伙也是跑完這趟商就直奔江南,不如你們跟著他們,拎北就能早點休息啦。」669Please respect copyright.PENANACA75jtZ4lf
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「咦咦?跟惡人跑商團旅行?才不要!」苗貝兒立馬驚聲拒絕,頓時引來眾惡人倍感排擠歧視的怒視,隨即又被他的下一句囧得無語,「如果半途有浩氣跑來打群架打得亂七八糟天搖地動,我們不就又得卡的卡斷的斷摔得滿地殘了嗎?修裝費很貴的說!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAYqy9MbuR6V
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這話還真是中肯,教人百口莫辯。669Please respect copyright.PENANAfxujDWLs0R
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與惡人跑商團同行的風險雖多,但從這裡回中原就一條路,要避開也難,時間亦有限,故他們在休整完畢後,仍一同上路了。好在大夥今日運氣不錯,未有浩氣聞訊擾亂,縱是有劫鏢馬賊,也很快被幾大惡人組織收拾乾淨,一路順利來到陰山大草原的中部,準備紮營過夜。669Please respect copyright.PENANAxfXifZXmqG
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然而,天有不測風雲,冤家就是路窄,儘管這位浩氣盟人士的目標並不在惡人。669Please respect copyright.PENANANlyxZllevw
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「喔天啊!喔天啊!喔天啊!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAI5CYkGHPkO
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四人才聯手紮好了帳棚,就聽一聲震天驚呼爆響,汐崘渾身一頓,臉色青得好比噎了雞蛋。克叔抖了抖嘴角,直接摸著酒壺鑽進帳棚,打算喝個天昏地暗。苗貝兒見狀,即知有好玩的,便興奮地拉著傳泰伊到一旁席地而坐,準備吃肉乾看戲。669Please respect copyright.PENANAvCV9a6xL42
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黃昏將至的草原天空下,一金光閃閃的高大男子扛著重劍,如大狗見著骨頭般瘋狂直奔汐崘,歡天喜地大呼:「崘美人!沒想到我們能在這遼闊的大草原相聚,真是人生何處不相逢,上天注定要我找到你啊!喔天!哥太開心了,一定要轉個風車慶祝一下!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAbPA6l4Skcx
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說完,這位藏劍弟子就吆喝著甩起重劍,以高速旋轉急馳而來,嘴裡還不忘連聲高呼,將該門派的二貨特質展現得淋漓盡致,「看這風車轉得多酷帥狂霸跩啊!證明了哥對崘美人的一片真心,天地可證,綿綿不絕……」669Please respect copyright.PENANA7b2xmRuBBM
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「這個豬頭二少。」汐崘咬牙切齒地拉上兜帽,抽出背後雙刀,身形一隱,待那金光炫轉體的衝勢緩下時,忽然現身在對方背後,一甩鎖鍊打脫重劍,兩把彎刀連續爆敲重擊一頓,修長美腿再一踹,將這純來被扁的二少狠狠打飛,「給我滾!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAPmwVi6LMrI
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「幹得好!」在場惡人無不鼓掌叫好,你個浩氣小黃雞除了轉風車和炫富外還能幹啥呢?669Please respect copyright.PENANAO63Nu6Aq5q
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豈知,二少生命力就是強,竟頂著滿頭包、拖著一串鼻血,燦笑地踏著夕陽餘暉,奔了回來,「喔!崘美人表達思念的方式好強烈好激情,哥也好想你啊!」669Please respect copyright.PENANA0Jj6kxG9kv
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眾人囧噴,汐崘崩潰,「混帳葉帷登!不准再過來啊啊啊!」669Please respect copyright.PENANAIuMqYmQI5k
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「嘻哈哈哈,沒想到汐崘哥也會有擺脫不了的人,這個叫葉什麼登的真是太強啦。」苗貝兒看戲看得好不歡,竟笑倒在傳泰伊的腿上打滾。669Please respect copyright.PENANArO7x04ssGF
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「你啊,五十步笑一百步。」傳泰伊輕捏小傢伙的鼻子哭笑不得,想當初,他也是被苗貝兒死纏爛打,不論怎麼冷言相對都甩不開,如此被纏到現在,自己也真離不開這個小冤家了。669Please respect copyright.PENANA6Zr7B5JSm0
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草原「激情」持續進行,苗貝兒摸摸肚子,覺得這陣子不是肉乾就是胡餅,真有些膩了。傳泰伊得知不遠處的黑市有中原人開的的茶館,雖不如家鄉道地,但能滿足異鄉客的鄉愁,遂帶他前去一嚐。669Please respect copyright.PENANAOAebDAYDDc
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「呣呣呣,好吃!」總算是熟悉的口味,苗貝兒塞了滿嘴佳餚,吃得好不滿足。669Please respect copyright.PENANADRXZsNo1ce
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「別吃太多,撐了肚子不舒服。」傳泰伊伸指撥開苗貝兒的瀏海後,便慢條斯理地喝著意外香醇的熱茶,未動桌上菜餚,寵溺讓食之意盡在不言中。669Please respect copyright.PENANAhNRbKSLcZA
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「客倌吃得好?這五香醬肉可是本店招牌唷。」669Please respect copyright.PENANAjruiMtWsXJ
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「嗯嗯!菜好吃,茶也好喝!」苗貝兒朝略顯福態的店小二點頭道完,又埋頭狂吃。669Please respect copyright.PENANANvBLfRKxxv
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傳泰伊難得起了好奇,「這裡柴火應從何處取?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAZh41VdPrrc
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「客倌需要生火是嗎?北邊那兒有塊養牛場,咱們都是在那揀柴燒火的。」小二爽快答道。669Please respect copyright.PENANAb625cpKLPY
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傳泰伊立即了然,書中提及不少草原民族的生活方式,倒也不訝異,卻是苗貝兒愣了愣。669Please respect copyright.PENANA6fuzUejoV8
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「咦?那塊地除了草地,除了牛,不就只剩……」他目瞪口呆地張大嘴,不小心以一句關鍵字觸動了店小二的話匣子,「原來你們都是用牛便便煮飯的?」669Please respect copyright.PENANAGYBYubMM5v
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「沒錯,我跟你們說啊,這挑牛糞燒火可有學問了,咱們茶館能泡出絕妙好茶的關鍵,就在於牛糞的乾燥程度,千萬不能太乾也不能太濕,還要上等好牛拉出來的屎才夠……」669Please respect copyright.PENANA088r6LLT4H
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「……」669Please respect copyright.PENANA27cY8gDdsG
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兩人默默放下茶杯碗筷,囧然無語。669Please respect copyright.PENANAJJBYwif0HU
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後記:
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別在客人吃飯時分享挑「柴火」的秘訣啊XDDDD669Please respect copyright.PENANAwxuzNGRXMm
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這篇就歡樂惡搞一下~XDD669Please respect copyright.PENANAystbJppz7n
豬頭登你真的一出場就歪氣氛!追美人倫老婆的道路依然苦WWW669Please respect copyright.PENANAkFPSY2HuOy
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是說,當初做到草原的茶館任務時,忽然被叫去撿柴火(牛糞),我愣了好久,想說不是叫人撿樹枝嗎?腫膜變成撿便便啦?囧 669Please respect copyright.PENANAgwKEbqHcfl
然後才想起來,有些地區確實會用牲畜糞便當柴燒火,玩劍三還真是長知識啊XD669Please respect copyright.PENANAZvadH1S2Zc
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【下篇預告】《無緣的團圓夢》安眠曲的由來,又為泰哥吹簫AWA(誤。三千多字,預計星期五發佈。669Please respect copyright.PENANA3P1K92Oadr
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 10.26.2016