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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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傳信鷹帶回了苗可莉的消息——496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ642bAx5kLN
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『笨蛋貝，千島湖的賀城見。莉筆。』496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJivUuWRn2y
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苗貝兒揪著紙條翻來覆去，就是看不到其他留言，便嘟起嘴哭喪道：「臭小莉懶惰鬼，怎麼寫字也跟講話一樣少嘛？好歹解釋下槓麻要我又跑大老遠回江南呀！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGEqnVXeOG
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傳泰伊取過紙條察看，望及開頭的「笨蛋」二字，不禁莞爾一笑，隨即又斂去神情。自從知曉苗貝兒的身世後，他無法忘懷存在彼此間的世仇——正是他爹害這對兄妹分東離西家破人亡。而這時刻籠罩的陰影，令他不得不將深藏心中情愫，未敢再有絲毫奢想。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcFFO3Pq31
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「因為任務有變。」方從聖殿受召歸來的汐崘，取出行囊準備，邊解釋道：「這還跟你們大唐政局有關。為了能解開中原過去對明教的誤會，聖女率大批弟子深入中原幫助受戰禍波及的百姓，可莉這次隨夜帝前往黑戈壁，也是協助外族解決部落糾紛，以免部落受狼牙利用禍害中原。如今這狼牙軍尚未完全清除，大唐皇室又傳出永王在千島湖起兵叛亂，各門派都為此事派出弟子前去商議行事，你們應當也很快就會收到七秀坊與萬花谷的命令吧。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp2mnDZIy6
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「耶欸？永王他怎麼會？唔……」苗貝兒摸摸鼻子，不需他人解答，也意識到權勢之下皇室親情淡薄的不變定理，可憐的是被夾在中間毫無反抗之力的老百姓。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPYOFWkarP
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傳泰伊淡漠地微勾輕蔑弧度，世人總唾罵惡人冷血無情，卻對這些為寶座而手足相殘的真正冷血者未敢批罵。在位者也好，爭奪者也罷，皆為自身權力不惜血染山河，又有哪一個高尚過惡人？故他從未想插手江山亂事，只願默默行醫救治苦難者，若非苗貝兒心軟好事拉他一同剷除狼牙，這天下歸誰又與他何干？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgyObZrTt7
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「準備好了就出發吧。」汐崘換上白袍黑衣的勁裝，將兩把雪亮雙刀往背後一插，「這可是我初次遊訪江南，還請兩位多加關照。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIexkhepti1
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「啊嗚，還沒休息夠就又要遠行，臭永王槓麻不等我玩完回家再造反嘛？」苗貝兒往後一癱，倒在傳泰伊懷裡，不依不撓地哼哼唧唧著，大有要帥徒兒當馱獸代步之意。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrQqt04Yt1
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看他這般，傳泰伊自然不捨，「累了就別去，既已有各路英雄群聚，應當不差我倆。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyQaa47XP1
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「那怎麼行？別說我們不聽話會被掌門打屁屁，還有小莉也在那，我不能丟下她不管。」苗貝兒跳起來抓住行囊，又跳回傳泰伊身上再展無尾熊英姿，「快快快，徒兒我們快出發！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSeQ8qws1O
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小傢伙真是被寵得越發愛耍賴了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ721Ut7Fy
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傳泰伊無奈捧著無尾熊朝外走去，思忖著苗貝兒方才的苦惱呻吟。其實這心情他亦能體會，同樣的一條路頻繁來回多次，風景再美都會膩，何況他們沿途還需經過遍地狼籍的戰亂區，饒是他都不忍多睹。於是，到了驛站坐上駱駝後，他問：「除了自龍門入長安外，可有其他路線返還江南？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ0QvN9SiX
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苗貝兒一聽，立馬來了興致，「聽蔥花哥說龍門荒漠的東北邊有另一條路，一直往東走就可以通往什麼大草原然後再南下回中原唷。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJq5QvsURiY
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「是陰山大草原。」傳泰伊回憶書中所讀，草原民族風情純樸，卻也多有黑市商人來往，故而劫鏢盜寶之爭層出不窮，然而快馬奔馳於遼闊天地的壯景的確令人嚮往，便問：「想去看看嗎？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbJ6a4Ctkw
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「超級想啊！上次蔥花哥有說那裡的烤肉超好吃，還有回紇人的舞蹈也很特別……」苗貝兒興奮地嘰哩呱啦半天，才意識到一重要問題，「啊，可是會不會趕不及啊？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodimHrxYdK
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「那一區我們確實不熟，恐有拖延。」傳泰伊也正猶豫此事。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxyluQ70z5
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「沒問題。」汐崘駕著駱駝走過他們，略帶小壞心笑道：「反正我們本來就要走那條啊。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoov5pygWW
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在龍門入口的驛站領回了坐騎，三人趕在天黑前抵達龍門客棧暫住一宿。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOlRxdtZps
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一如汐崘所言，當晚，兩封飛鴿傳書便送至苗貝兒與傳泰伊的手上，正是七秀坊代坊主與萬花谷代谷主的書信，要弟子們即刻前往千島湖賀城詳議對抗永王大計。於是，他們天一亮又立刻策馬狂奔趕往孔雀海，再出了龍門荒漠，進入黑戈壁。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvfYrgrrQA
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這黑戈壁雖位陰山大草原與龍門荒漠之間，卻無須橫過整片滾滾黃沙，便能直接從便道轉入陰山大草原。然而，他們在趕路途中數次遇到沙漠馬賊，雖不至難以招架，但沙漠氣候炙熱難耐，奔波勞苦又幾經交手，別說三人饑腸轆轆，馬兒亦略顯疲態，他們便決定向駐守當地的天策軍營借一處休憩。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj22U9EVnX
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「哇！怎麼這麼多人啊？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5dFsS8leV
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本該荒涼的沙漠驛站，竟出乎預料聚集大批人馬與貨車，個個配槍帶刀，無不全副武裝，四處瀰漫著一股隱藏殺機的氛圍，令苗貝兒好奇地左張右望，待發現這些人腰間都別了塊血色雙斧的令牌後，才恍然大悟道：「啊，是惡人谷大跑商。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rtntjIWMe
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「惡人谷跑商？」傳泰伊抱著他落地後，將馬匹交由驛站帶去餵食。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1TzPXC19k
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「嗯嗯！」苗貝兒壓低聲音，邊往行囊掏胡餅吃，「不管是惡人谷還是浩氣盟，都要藉跑商賺取資金，好經營各地據點的運作，但你也知道，他們雙方老是打來打去，所以跑商時都要很小心，免得被敵對陣營的劫鏢。還聽說他們每天一小跑商，七天一大跑商，看來我們今天正好碰到大跑商呢，不知道等下會不會有浩氣盟的來打群架。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx198vQnu4N
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聞言，傳泰伊倒是想起，幼時的確曾與爹娘騎馬走長里路護送貨車，卻多趁月黑風高夜地藏頭藏尾，不似這些人光天化日成群結隊合作，可見傳炩的劣行連惡人谷都不待見。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuyeCCbeC7
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「小鬼懂挺多嘛。」一蓄著鬍渣、衣衫不整的丐幫男子，露出滿胸腹肌的青紋，肩扛一繫酒壺棍，踩著夾腳拖走來，上下打量二人，「新面孔，中立人士吧。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPALqu8JEwI
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「我不是小鬼，你才是大酒鬼叔。」苗貝兒皺起小臉，揮了揮撲鼻而來的酒醺味，嘟嘴道：「為什麼丐幫大叔都這麼愛喝酒呀？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQTIVMs7l0
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「專門醺你們這些小秀秀啊。」惡人丐幫男子咬著竹籤的嘴角揚起邪佞笑意，口音有幾分南方腔，「小秀秀修的是雲裳還是冰心？雲裳好，拎北最愛敦甩扇子的秀奶了。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ3WSm9Me2
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所謂「敦」乃丐幫招式《亢龍有悔》的特有效果——連續爆打暈眩僵直，打得對手毫無招架之力滿地滾。以修習雲裳心法的七秀補師來說，往往是扇子才抽出來，還甩不了一兩下治療招式，就被打狗棒敲得頭暈腦漲分不清方向。更別說招招費時運功的萬花補師，還不及運完內力就被敲平的時而有之，故丐幫絕對是補師奶媽們最怕遇到的敵手之一。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKNX3Ewkzv
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於是，苗貝兒炸毛了，「臭酒鬼叔，小爺我雙修！治療攻擊都犀利的，才不會給你敦啦！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPay6tGSPB
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傳泰伊連忙將小傢伙往身後一拉，對丐幫男子冷聲道：「我等僅是趕赴江南的過客，因要事在身，為圖捷徑而路經此地，無意干擾陣營之事，待休息片刻便即離去，還請閣下包涵。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGEqndIM6Z
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「江南啊……」丐幫男子搓著下巴，戲謔的目光在傳泰伊俊美的五官流連一番後，以東南沿海的地方話咕噥著，「嘖嘖，這款冰山花，拎北呣愛呷（不愛吃）。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWhza3Zumx
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「克叔，你別玩了，小心嚇跑人。」汐崘向當地人補完物資回來，見此場景，立刻失笑向兩人澄清：「這位叫克叔，是我過去在大草原挖寶時結交的朋友，對東南一帶極熟，所以我請他來幫忙帶路。他嘴巴雖壞了點，但為人豪爽，只是看到可愛孩子就喜歡逗一下。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqtcoYFNFV
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「嘿，開個玩笑而已。」克叔笑咧咧地灌了口酒，朝他們頷了個首，「貝兒喵少俠和不語公子是吧？汐崘有在信裡提到你們，久仰大名啦。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1dLMxCDqU
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兩人無語，感情這大叔專拿打架當調戲了？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTVeR8UKJP
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「好啦，講正經的，大家都往江南跑，該不會是為那件事吧？」克叔收起痞樣認真道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9r67utyeQ
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大家？三人面面相覷，直覺這兩字絕不是指他們。果然，克叔指著身後的惡人谷跑商團，「那些傢伙也是跑完這趟商就直奔江南，不如你們跟著他們，拎北就能早點休息啦。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxejvX2Esb
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「咦咦？跟惡人跑商團旅行？才不要！」苗貝兒立馬驚聲拒絕，頓時引來眾惡人倍感排擠歧視的怒視，隨即又被他的下一句囧得無語，「如果半途有浩氣跑來打群架打得亂七八糟天搖地動，我們不就又得卡的卡斷的斷摔得滿地殘了嗎？修裝費很貴的說！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzVBO2bu9e
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這話還真是中肯，教人百口莫辯。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhC5LX4EjYW
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與惡人跑商團同行的風險雖多，但從這裡回中原就一條路，要避開也難，時間亦有限，故他們在休整完畢後，仍一同上路了。好在大夥今日運氣不錯，未有浩氣聞訊擾亂，縱是有劫鏢馬賊，也很快被幾大惡人組織收拾乾淨，一路順利來到陰山大草原的中部，準備紮營過夜。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEZczn1J8V
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然而，天有不測風雲，冤家就是路窄，儘管這位浩氣盟人士的目標並不在惡人。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OpgPuyxE5
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「喔天啊！喔天啊！喔天啊！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WjCYB6GQM
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四人才聯手紮好了帳棚，就聽一聲震天驚呼爆響，汐崘渾身一頓，臉色青得好比噎了雞蛋。克叔抖了抖嘴角，直接摸著酒壺鑽進帳棚，打算喝個天昏地暗。苗貝兒見狀，即知有好玩的，便興奮地拉著傳泰伊到一旁席地而坐，準備吃肉乾看戲。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvZOyNGqA6
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黃昏將至的草原天空下，一金光閃閃的高大男子扛著重劍，如大狗見著骨頭般瘋狂直奔汐崘，歡天喜地大呼：「崘美人！沒想到我們能在這遼闊的大草原相聚，真是人生何處不相逢，上天注定要我找到你啊！喔天！哥太開心了，一定要轉個風車慶祝一下！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITcuQ0Yjfi
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說完，這位藏劍弟子就吆喝著甩起重劍，以高速旋轉急馳而來，嘴裡還不忘連聲高呼，將該門派的二貨特質展現得淋漓盡致，「看這風車轉得多酷帥狂霸跩啊！證明了哥對崘美人的一片真心，天地可證，綿綿不絕……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z1KRXwicx
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「這個豬頭二少。」汐崘咬牙切齒地拉上兜帽，抽出背後雙刀，身形一隱，待那金光炫轉體的衝勢緩下時，忽然現身在對方背後，一甩鎖鍊打脫重劍，兩把彎刀連續爆敲重擊一頓，修長美腿再一踹，將這純來被扁的二少狠狠打飛，「給我滾！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRvEE5Pvfn
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「幹得好！」在場惡人無不鼓掌叫好，你個浩氣小黃雞除了轉風車和炫富外還能幹啥呢？496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFDS1A2ROL
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豈知，二少生命力就是強，竟頂著滿頭包、拖著一串鼻血，燦笑地踏著夕陽餘暉，奔了回來，「喔！崘美人表達思念的方式好強烈好激情，哥也好想你啊！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKVcTomljJ
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眾人囧噴，汐崘崩潰，「混帳葉帷登！不准再過來啊啊啊！」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NcujPWERI
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「嘻哈哈哈，沒想到汐崘哥也會有擺脫不了的人，這個叫葉什麼登的真是太強啦。」苗貝兒看戲看得好不歡，竟笑倒在傳泰伊的腿上打滾。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOygayl90le
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「你啊，五十步笑一百步。」傳泰伊輕捏小傢伙的鼻子哭笑不得，想當初，他也是被苗貝兒死纏爛打，不論怎麼冷言相對都甩不開，如此被纏到現在，自己也真離不開這個小冤家了。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0gF1JUfA8
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草原「激情」持續進行，苗貝兒摸摸肚子，覺得這陣子不是肉乾就是胡餅，真有些膩了。傳泰伊得知不遠處的黑市有中原人開的的茶館，雖不如家鄉道地，但能滿足異鄉客的鄉愁，遂帶他前去一嚐。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEOKfphcS8
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「呣呣呣，好吃！」總算是熟悉的口味，苗貝兒塞了滿嘴佳餚，吃得好不滿足。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVtYz3Yhan
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「別吃太多，撐了肚子不舒服。」傳泰伊伸指撥開苗貝兒的瀏海後，便慢條斯理地喝著意外香醇的熱茶，未動桌上菜餚，寵溺讓食之意盡在不言中。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg4Ms5ywWC
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「客倌吃得好？這五香醬肉可是本店招牌唷。」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0KFRS6DqG
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「嗯嗯！菜好吃，茶也好喝！」苗貝兒朝略顯福態的店小二點頭道完，又埋頭狂吃。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qyOx6xVMJ
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傳泰伊難得起了好奇，「這裡柴火應從何處取？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZ8QHxk5gV
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「客倌需要生火是嗎？北邊那兒有塊養牛場，咱們都是在那揀柴燒火的。」小二爽快答道。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXXriQfFsh
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傳泰伊立即了然，書中提及不少草原民族的生活方式，倒也不訝異，卻是苗貝兒愣了愣。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5KT40vO9W
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「咦？那塊地除了草地，除了牛，不就只剩……」他目瞪口呆地張大嘴，不小心以一句關鍵字觸動了店小二的話匣子，「原來你們都是用牛便便煮飯的？」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnguqjfHFTa
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「沒錯，我跟你們說啊，這挑牛糞燒火可有學問了，咱們茶館能泡出絕妙好茶的關鍵，就在於牛糞的乾燥程度，千萬不能太乾也不能太濕，還要上等好牛拉出來的屎才夠……」496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ0ZhPyTvl
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兩人默默放下茶杯碗筷，囧然無語。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9X6wBA0Mt
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別在客人吃飯時分享挑「柴火」的秘訣啊XDDDD496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS9aCcOpAO
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豬頭登你真的一出場就歪氣氛！追美人倫老婆的道路依然苦WWW496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcWVmNK1Ka
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是說，當初做到草原的茶館任務時，忽然被叫去撿柴火（牛糞），我愣了好久，想說不是叫人撿樹枝嗎？腫膜變成撿便便啦？囧 496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTJbkz4PqI
然後才想起來，有些地區確實會用牲畜糞便當柴燒火，玩劍三還真是長知識啊XD496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7QLzvX4Ur
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【下篇預告】《無緣的團圓夢》安眠曲的由來，又為泰哥吹簫AWA（誤。三千多字，預計星期五發佈。496Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKEuqCp4wH
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